Rember those rats your granddad used to make? so black that they shattered when you bit into them?
Well now you can relive those childhood meals with the Extra Crispy Rat.
We take th same fine rat we use Onna Stick, and place it into the fire. And then we leave it there. Once its done we place it on a plate and serve it to you, still smoking.
Just like Grandad used to make.

The Workingdwarfs Meal. A rat is placed in batter and submersed into boiling oil. The crispy result is served with chips for a energy filled meal that cannot be beat!

This is another of our modern take on Rat cooking.
We Lightly steam a rat and then serve it on a bed of rice. Rather than diluting the tase of rat by cooking it, the Al Dente Meal allows you to taste Rat as nature intended.

The Low carb rat is a more recent addition to our menu, to meet the call for a more healthy option in todays processed food lifesytle.
We select young rats and feed them on a calorie and charbohydrate controlled diet. we then cook them when their half the size of the normal rat.
The Low Carb meal, half the rat, half the carbohydrates, for the same great price!

The classic, no other food is so Iconic to Dwarfkind, a simply seasoned rat placed on a seasoned wooden skewer and cooked over a coal fire.

The Rack of Ribs, Spiced rat ribs served with a generous helping of chips. the best part of a rat served in the bets possible way.

The perfect Compliment for a Squewered rat, Minez Brand Ketchup is placed alongside a Rat onna Stick for the perfect meal

A secret blend of herbs and spices makes the Generals secret sauce on of Dwarfdoms favorite meals.
while we can't tell you what goes into it, we can tell you that it tastes just as good as it looks - Golden. and what dwarf would be unhappy with that?

While we could tell you what we put into Rat Surprise, that would spoil the Surprise of this superior pie.
Lets just say that the Rat is not the surprise.

Inna Bun, when You want to eat the whole rat, and not worry about chocking on a stick.

A rat Served on a Bed of rice surrounded by the finest Lustrain Chilis. This is one rat that bites back.
Prove that your a real Dwarf to your friends by trying our Hot N Spicy take on the traditional Dwarven Cooking.