Big, thick, gets in the way...

Sammo has not been a great asset to the team thus far - causing 1 casualty in 3 games, and generally spending his time crawling up from the floor!

Steven Seagal, as you can expect, has done very little of note in this team. After the first match, he was even placed on the fontline, on the wing, by himself - with an open invitation to foul him. Of course... it had to look like an accident, so he wasn't put right next to the crowd!

Despite this, 'the Seagull' seems to survie, and has become a firm favourite of the home crowd, with 3 MVPs in the first 4 games (and nothing else of note apart from skulls and being KO'd!) - only losing out to a further MVP by the raising of 'Angus the Smelly' in game 2.

Bought in after the team's 12th game, to replace Bruce Lee... a legend of his day, but sustaining a Niggling Injury had begun to afffect his performace.

Bought in after the team's 7th game to replace Jet Li, who picked up an unfortunate NIggling Injury in the game against the Orkish <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=286033">hiru punishers</a>

Never really one to get stuck into the fight it seems - can be found skulking somewhere out of the way, ready to attract the attention of a loose ball, or lend a hand where she can!

A slightly disappointing start - 0spp after 3 games, although still a valuable member of the team. Assists, handoffs, push-backs... all in a days work!

Bought in to replace the great Jackie Chan, after he suffered a niggling injury at the hands of the Lizardmen team <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=105411 ">Lizzzzzzards</a>

Bought in after the match against the <ahref="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=352323">Tempestas Vermin</a>

Replacement for the great
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3322922">Tony Jaa</a> a ST4 Blodge ghoul, who niggled on an ageing roll after scoring his 8th career TD and going over 51spp.

ANOTHER replacement zombie, bought into the squad after the unfortunate death of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3358438">Donnie Yen</a>

Finally, after 10 games of saving, and replacing players, the Tarts have their second Flesh Golem in the shape of Gumbo Hung. The hopes are that he can team up with Sammo, and that between them, they may score some caualties... one holding off the big-guys, while the other does some damage.

Only time will tell!

Randy used to play for the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=281644 ">Oonoonba Luddites</a> until he got killed.

Randy was ANOTHER turn 8 death, raised by the Martial Tarts. Just when the team was beginning to think that no casualties would be gained from the match, turn 8 saw an apothecarised death, followed immediately by the death of Randy.

This is how he used to look!

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3307348 ">Previous Incarnation</a>

Originally a thrower, playing for the Orkish <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=286033">hiru punishers</a>

Killed late in the game by Bruce Lee... here's what he looked like before joining the ranks of the Martial Tarts<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3360529">Goldmoon</a>

Killed in the match against the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=352323">Tempestas Vermin</a> and raised to stand on the LoS and add insult to injury!


This is how he USED to look!

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4714968">Previous Incarnation</a> a Zero spp linerat, who had managed 3 blocks in 4 games. Let's hope as a zombie he has more success!

Killed in the match against the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=292565">KU Rat Patrol</a>

Killed by <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3371713">James Lew</a> in an outstanding game for the werewolf. Picking up the iron-man handicap, he threw himself into the game, causing 4 cas and scoring 4 TD in just the one match, with his previous CAREER record on 1 cas, 2 TD.

This is how he USED to look!

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4887125">Previous Incarnation</a>