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Aniger
#1
Beastman
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6
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3
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8
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314
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62
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50
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4
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31
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11
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1
Cs
1
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4
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5
GPP
52
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0
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52
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Horns
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Sure Hands
Aniger is a minor goddess of squashed animals. She is a relatively recent addition to the Discworld pantheon, appearing only after some developments relating to the speed of carts and quality of roads.
Bibulous
#2
Chaos Warrior
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5
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4
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3
AV
9
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46
B
190
P
3
F
0
G
33
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
4
Td
2
Mvp
3
GPP
31
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0
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31
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Block
Guard
Mighty Blow
The God of Wine and Things on Sticks. He appears as a large, overly-merry man in a toga. In Tsort he is also known as Smimto, and Tuvelpit in Ephebe. He never gets a hangover (those are part of Bilious' portfolio), but he does get the unpleasant side-effects when Bilious takes a hangover cure. The effects of this link, should either ever drink time-reversed alcohol such as vul-nut wine, is undiscovered. His name literally means "one who drinks".
 
Errata
#3
Chaos Warrior
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5
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4
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3
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9
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65
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192
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1
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0
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33
Cp
1
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0
Cs
5
Td
6
Mvp
1
GPP
34
XPP
0
SPP
34
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Block
Guard
Mighty Blow
The Goddess of Misunderstandings. This little known goddess was the cause of the Tsortean Wars; not, as most people believe, Elenor. Understandably not the most liked goddess, Errata wasn't invited to many weddings, one of which was Peloria and Theta's. She was not pleased, and so devised a plan for revenge. She had Neoldian forge a golden falchion with "For the Strongest" engraved on it. This caused a fight between almost 80 different war gods. Luckily Neoldian had also engraved "Batteries Not Included" on the falchion, which fortunately for Errata, caused an argument between Patina, who thought the sword was a subtly observed metaphor for the hopelessness of existence, and Cephut, who thought it was a big knife. In the end it became so heated that Astoria bribed Rhome of Tsort to steal and hide the falchion just to shut her sister up. In return, Astoria gave Elenor to Rhome and the resulting extra-marital confusion blew up into the Tsortean Wars. The whole story is a parody of the Trojan War, even to the point of having people being ignorant of her role in the matter, much as Helen's role in the Trojan War is well known, but Eris' is not. Her name is a reference to the correction sheets found in many second textbook printings.
Anoia
#4
Beastman
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6
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3
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3
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8
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11
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11
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0
F
0
G
3
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0
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0
Cs
0
Td
2
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0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
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Horns
Block
The minor goddess of Things That Stick in Drawers, Anoia is praised by rattling a drawer and crying "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it? Who bought this? Do we ever use it?" She also eats corkscrews and is responsible for Things Down The Backs of Sofas. She is considering moving into stuck zippers. The Maccalariat family of Ankh-Morpork have been Anoians for five generations. She is not part of the number of gods praised at the Temple of Small Gods, but instead has a freelance priestess who also serves for various other minor deities.

Anoia is also incredible fragile. In 30 games, she has had to reincarnate 6 times.
 
Neuralger
#5
Chaos Warrior
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5
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4
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4
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9
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81
B
150
P
10
F
0
G
27
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
5
Td
5
Mvp
1
GPP
33
XPP
0
SPP
33
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+AG
Block
Guard
A neuralger is a female demon which comes to men in their dreams and has a headache. They are usually summoned by mistake, by demonologists who were expecting a succubus.
Nuggan
#6
Beastman
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6
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3
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3
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8
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38
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175
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0
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2
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31
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0
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0
Cs
13
Td
3
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2
GPP
45
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0
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45
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Horns
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Claw
Mighty Blow
Nuggan is the locally worshipped monotheistic and omnipotent God of Borogravia, but elsewhere he is known as the God of Paperclips, Correct Things in the Right Place in Small Desk Stationery Sets, and Unnecessary Paperwork. He usually sports a fussy little moustache.

His holy writ (the Book of Nuggan) is a Living Testament, into which more material is added on a regular basis. All believers regularly add pages to the ring binder Appendices, which then eventually fill with more commandments, usually Abominations unto Nuggan. These commandments were at least partially responsible for the social and ethical degradation and near extinction of his homeland of Borogravia. By the time of Monstrous Regiment, his commandments were becoming rather nonsensical — among his ever-growing list of Abominations were cats, the colour blue, Dwarfs, oysters, mushrooms, chocolate, garlic, babies, cheese, the smell of beets, and ears. He is also very opposed to the clacks system, as it interferes with the prayers of the faithful.
 
Bilious
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Beastman
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5
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3
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3
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8
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28
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11
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0
F
1
G
7
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0
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0
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1
Td
1
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2
GPP
15
XPP
0
SPP
15
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-ma
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Horns
Block
The "Oh God of Hangovers," who gets all of the bad effects of drinking even though he has never touched a drop. He has a supreme dislike of people who drink heavily, especially if they don't appear to suffer from a hangover the next day; understandably so, since the reason that they have not, in fact, suffered a hangover, is because he has suffered it instead.
Chondrodite
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Beastman
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6
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3
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3
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8
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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Horns
Troll god of love. Causes trolls to fall in love by hitting them on the head with a rock.
 
Vometia
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Troll
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5
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1
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9
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0
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28
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0
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0
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10
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1
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0
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2
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2
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Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
The ancient Ankh-Morporkian goddess of being sick. "To make an offering to Vometia..." means exactly what you think it does.
Hyperopia
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Beastman
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6
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4
AG
3
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8
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47
B
39
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-2
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30
G
23
Cp
2
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0
Cs
0
Td
3
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3
GPP
26
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0
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26
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Horns
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Dirty Player
The Goddess of Shoes. She has a small following that gathers in the Temple of Small Gods and worships the Sacred Lace of Hyperopia.
 
Libertina
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Beastman
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6
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3
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3
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32
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77
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0
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1
G
30
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0
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0
Cs
2
Td
3
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1
GPP
18
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SPP
18
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n, m
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Horns
Block
Tackle
The Goddess of the Sea, Apple Pie, Certain Types of Ice Cream and Short Lengths of String.
P'tang-P'tang
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Beastman
MA
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3
AG
3
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8
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8
B
2
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3
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0
G
2
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1
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0
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0
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0
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1
GPP
6
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SPP
6
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Horns
Dirty Player
The god of a tiny marsh-dwelling tribe near Omnia who believe there are only 51 people in the world. He thus, apparently, has 51 worshipers. He speaks in a simple, childish way and resembles a newt.
 
Fedecks
#13
Chaos Warrior
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5
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4
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3
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9
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28
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164
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0
F
0
G
28
Cp
0
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0
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4
Td
3
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1
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22
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0
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22
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Guard
Fedecks is the Messenger of the Gods, the Ephebian version of Hermes. There was previously a golden statue in the Ankh-Morpork Post Office which may have portrayed him. If so, he appears as a radiant figure in a winged hat, winged sandals and a winged "fig leaf."