Greyclaw the thrower is Hamtaro Wannabes' most consistent player, and he rarely performs badly. He holds the record for successful passes by quite a few, and rarely catches any injuries. In the latest game, however, he was sent off for trying to foul a Dark Elf, which he honestly thought was legal. After all, who likes those flimsy cowboys?

Young Gunther is the pride of Clan Nuggle, a very minor skaven clan. The lineman has done remarkably well for a nobody, and is one of the greatest stars of the team. He has managed to become Most Valuable Player twice in his short career, and seems destined for greatness.

Retch "Swiftstumble" Grichit is not a very capable skaven. He has only ever scored a single touchdown in his career, and has only recently learned his second skill. While Swiftstumble is certainly both dedicated and brave, he is just too dense for his own good. He has been known to get simple math and grammar tutelage from Dingo the Rat Ogre...

Dingo is extremely lazy. He likes to stand around and pretend to be an animal, even though he has a PhD from Skavenblight U. After he learnt how to use his Strenght to avoid opponents, however, he has become a much better blitzer, and is one of the stars of the team.

Bruno is a rising star on the team. He was recruited directly from the War Academy when the older Stormvermin Nils started to show signs of ageing. On a team of mostly ineffectual blockers, Bruno has quickly become the star of the show, with more SPPs than anyone else.