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Mephistophele's Merry Men
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Adramelech
#1
Wight
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
45
B
185
P
1
F
1
G
42
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
10
Td
4
Mvp
1
GPP
38
XPP
0
SPP
38
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Block
Regenerate
Shadowing
Strip Ball
Tackle
The SEASON XXV SILVER FIST (Lowest Blocks to Casualties Ratio) was Adramelech at an outstanding 3.33.

Despite being a consistant player, the "King of Fire" has since been told he needs to arc up, with little or no outcome in many of his games. He blames a disabling limp for slowing him down, while the Coach mutters about prima donna players relying on past glories.
Bifrons
#2
Wight
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
83
B
150
P
18
F
5
G
34
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
6
Td
4
Mvp
3
GPP
43
XPP
0
SPP
43
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Regenerate
+AG
Strip Ball
Tackle
Bifrons likes to have the balls in his hands, and anyone's will do!

In the last game of Season XVI, Bifrons killed "reticent Acquiescence" a player from the Sephulcre. It was a phyrric victory for Bifrons, as the the team lost and the player was magically healed, rather than recruited.
 
Astaroth
#3
Ghoul
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
114
B
36
P
0
F
1
G
16
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
8
Mvp
2
GPP
38
XPP
0
SPP
38
Injuries
n
Skills
Dodge
Block
Catch
Jump Up
With the winning TD in the first game of Season XXVII, everyone hopes he plays better than he looks.
Erroneous Septum
#4
Ghoul
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
6
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Hired towards the end of Season XXIX, "Nosey" was caught gnawing on his disabled predeccessor. Coach Elan thought that this showed initiative that appeared sadly lacking in the team, and gained a recruit, rather than dinner.
 
Alocer
#5
Mummy
MA
3
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
5
B
369
P
0
F
0
G
43
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
34
Td
0
Mvp
6
GPP
98
XPP
0
SPP
98
Injuries
 
Skills
Mighty Blow
Regenerate
Block
Break Tackle
Guard
Pro
Tackle
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In Season XXVII, Alocer came into his own, with a massive 10 casualties from 52 blocks - and rightfully receiveing the Twahnlow Bronze Gloves and Bronze Knuckles.
Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun
#6
Ghoul
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
50
B
10
P
0
F
1
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Block
The most likely theory is that Igor's choice in liquor and music lead to this name. He continues to apologise to those who care, while it does seem to make the GJWHF more vicious.
 
Asmoday
#7
Skeleton
MA
5
ST
4
AG
2
AV
7
R
4
B
156
P
0
F
2
G
42
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
6
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
 
Skills
Regenerate
+ST
Block
A little creative necromancy and steriods have provided additional strength - pity about the brain and skill to use it!
Botis
#8
Ghoul
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
312
B
86
P
23
F
1
G
32
Cp
13
In
0
Cs
6
Td
13
Mvp
2
GPP
74
XPP
0
SPP
74
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Block
Pass
Sure Hands
Tackle
With a well placed casualty in his second game, and the approval of the crowd, some skill should be evidenced now this ghoul has a little more confidence in the attack. This may translate onto the field of play ... an increasing talley of Touchdowns means that he is an increasingly targeted player.

Botis is clear evidence that sometimes they just leap up of the slab ready to rock the game ... increasing skill throwing the ball is coming in very handy in a team that has seen a massive reduction in its capability to damage their opponents!
 
Astaroth
#9
Skeleton
MA
5
ST
3
AG
2
AV
7
R
4
B
174
P
0
F
3
G
43
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
6
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
27
XPP
0
SPP
27
Injuries
 
Skills
Regenerate
Block
Tackle
Astaroth has something that appeals to the crowd. While he claims it is suave good looks, the rest of us are thinking ... NOT!!
Scragnuts
#11
Skeleton
MA
6
ST
3
AG
2
AV
7
R
-1
B
43
P
0
F
1
G
20
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
5
GPP
27
XPP
0
SPP
27
Injuries
 
Skills
Regenerate
+MA
Block
oh dear. every team has one ....
 
Justin Scrimmage
#13
Zombie
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
82
P
0
F
14
G
34
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
 
Skills
Regenerate
Block
Joining from Learnedthehardway's "Still Want Luck" in game 3 of Season XXIV, Justin hopes to improve on his first half, first drive death in future games.
Kane
#15
Zombie
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
22
P
0
F
9
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Regenerate
Block
Joining as a Rookie transfer from Coach Smegish's "Bugrit's Bandits" in Season XVIII, Kane became a crowd favourite immediately on changing Guernsey (and Skin) colour.
 
Herriscrotumm
#16
Mummy
MA
3
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
30
P
0
F
1
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Mighty Blow
Regenerate
Imported direct from Khemry, "Herri" is intended to fill the void left by past, much lamented, mummy players and there are high hopes for some rapid skill development and mayhem.