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Cartman
#1
Tomb Guardian
MA
4
ST
6
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
106
P
0
F
1
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
5
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Decay
Regeneration
+ST
"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
Stan
#2
Tomb Guardian
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
112
P
0
F
0
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
5
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Decay
Regeneration
Block
"Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars."

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5591082"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/lizardmen.png"></a>
 
Kyle
#3
Tomb Guardian
MA
5
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
40
B
146
P
0
F
0
G
17
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
11
Td
3
Mvp
1
GPP
36
XPP
0
SPP
36
Injuries
n
Skills
Decay
Regeneration
+MA
Block
Tackle
"I didn't mean it, your not a ***"

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5578882"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/orc/blitzer.png"></a>


Aged on third skill
Kenny
#4
Tomb Guardian
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
10
B
175
P
0
F
1
G
17
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
11
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
30
XPP
0
SPP
30
Injuries
 
Skills
Decay
Regeneration
Block
Frenzy
“Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare!”

Killed:<a href="http://http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5523771"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/lizardmen/skink.png"></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5281534"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/human/lineman.png"></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5591084"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/lizardmen/skink.png"></a>


 
Timmy
#5
Skeleton Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
2
AV
7
R
0
B
2
P
0
F
1
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Butters
#6
Skeleton Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
2
AV
7
R
0
B
9
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Regeneration
Thick Skull
 
Wendy
#7
Anointed Thrower
MA
7
ST
3
AG
2
AV
7
R
148
B
19
P
0
F
1
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
5
Mvp
2
GPP
29
XPP
0
SPP
29
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Regeneration
Sure Hands
+MA
Block
Chef
#8
Anointed Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
15
B
31
P
0
F
1
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Regeneration
Tackle
 
Token
#9
Skeleton Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
2
AV
7
R
11
B
42
P
0
F
40
G
18
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
3
GPP
18
XPP
0
SPP
18
Injuries
 
Skills
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Dirty Player
Guard
"I'm not going to live my life as a Goddamn minority!”
Towelle
#10
Skeleton Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
2
AV
7
R
24
B
43
P
6
F
13
G
16
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
 
Skills
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Dirty Player
"You're the worst character ever Towelie"
 
Mrs. Garrison
#11
Skeleton Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
2
AV
7
R
0
B
29
P
0
F
7
G
16
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Regeneration
Thick Skull
* Kyle: I think I know the answer Mr. Garrison!

Cartman: (mocks Kyle)
Kyle: Shut up, fat boy!
Cartman: Hey, don't call me fat you ****ing ***!
Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: ***?
Kyle: No he's talking about "****". You can't say "****" in school you ****ing fatass.
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the **** not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said **** agian!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: (muffled) ****.
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. ****, ****ity, **** **** ****.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counsler?!?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Class: (gasp)
Mr. Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what i said was... (clears throats) "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, Mr. Garrison?"
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
Mr. Slave
#13
Skeleton Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
2
AV
7
R
0
B
11
P
0
F
4
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Kick
 
Tweek
#14
Anointed Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
2
AV
7
R
5
B
6
P
0
F
1
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Regeneration
Sure Hands
Snoopeh
#16
Anointed Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
9
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Regeneration