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Cartman's Army
"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
"Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars."
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Decay
Regeneration
+MA
Block
Tackle
"I didn't mean it, your not a ***"
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Aged on third skill
Decay
Regeneration
Block
Frenzy
“Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare!”
Killed:<a href="http://http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5523771"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/lizardmen/skink.png"></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5281534"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/human/lineman.png"></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5591084"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/lizardmen/skink.png"></a>
Pass
Regeneration
Sure Hands
+MA
Block
Block
Regeneration
Tackle
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Dirty Player
Guard
"I'm not going to live my life as a Goddamn minority!”
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Dirty Player
"You're the worst character ever Towelie"
* Kyle: I think I know the answer Mr. Garrison!
Cartman: (mocks Kyle)
Kyle: Shut up, fat boy!
Cartman: Hey, don't call me fat you ****ing ***!
Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: ***?
Kyle: No he's talking about "****". You can't say "****" in school you ****ing fatass.
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the **** not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said **** agian!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: (muffled) ****.
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. ****, ****ity, **** **** ****.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counsler?!?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Class: (gasp)
Mr. Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what i said was... (clears throats) "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, Mr. Garrison?"
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Kick
Pass
Regeneration
Sure Hands