"I'm an angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls, and from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why."

"I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years."

"I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you."

"I like to starve myself: It keeps the fear up."

"You think you can go fifteen rounds with Muhammed Shreck?"

"He fucked up one too many times, so I put a bullet in his eye."

"YAHHH!"

"But, all the kids are battin' up their hair now, hon."

"Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse."

"If you're the best they've got, they're more likely to try and cover up your embarrassing incompetence."

"...I'm supposed to say what... like I don't get it right?"

"Remember; you have to make it home to get paid."