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Tinky Winky II
#1
Tomb Guardian
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4
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5
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1
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9
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0
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8
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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He is the largest and oldest of the Teletubbies, is covered in purple terrycloth, and has a triangular antenna on his head. He is notable for the red luggage and M-16 he always carries.
Dipsy
#2
Tomb Guardian
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9
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252
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0
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0
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31
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0
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0
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12
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1
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4
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47
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0
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47
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Mighty Blow
Tackle
He is green and is named "Dipsy" because his antenna resembles a dipstick. He likes his black and white furry top hat, which he once lost. Laa-Laa found it, but instead of simply returning Dipsy's hat to the stricken Dipsy, she ran around it for about ten minutes shouting "Dipsy Hat! Dipsy Hat!" Dipsy is the most stubborn of the Teletubbies, and will sometimes refuse to go along with the other Teletubbies' group opinion.
 
Laa-Laa II
#3
Tomb Guardian
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9
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141
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1
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24
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0
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1
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8
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5
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43
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0
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43
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Mighty Blow
Stand Firm
She is yellow, and has a curly antenna. She likes to sing and dance, and is often seen to look out for the other Teletubbies. Her favourite thing is a bouncy, orange ball, which is almost as big as she is.
Po
#4
Tomb Guardian
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1
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9
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155
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1
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30
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0
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4
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0
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1
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13
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0
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13
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Mighty Blow
She is the smallest and youngest of the Teletubbies, is red, and has an antenna shaped like a stick used for blowing soap bubbles. Her favourite object is her scooter, which she calls "scoota" (she also calls it "Po 'cooter!" or just "cooter"). Po can sometimes be mischievous and naughty, as when she disobeys the commands of the "voice trumpets."
 
A Hitler
#5
Anointed Blitzer
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3
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8
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112
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179
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0
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1
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31
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0
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11
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9
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1
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54
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54
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Adolf Hitler was leader of Germany during the Third Reich (1933 – 1945) and the primary instigator of both the Second World War in Europe and the mass execution of millions of people deemed to be "enemies" or inferior to the Aryan ideal.
J Stalin
#6
Anointed Blitzer
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6
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3
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2
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8
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23
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260
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0
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1
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30
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0
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0
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22
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2
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4
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70
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0
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70
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Piling On
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Dictator of the Soviet Union in the mid twentieth century who rose to power through a mix of political manoeuvering and bureaucratic expertise before pushing Russia through forced industrialisation and purges which killed millions. He also led Russia victoriously in WW2 and was a key figure in the origins of the Cold War.
 
S Hussein
#7
Anointed Thrower
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6
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3
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3
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7
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601
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30
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31
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1
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29
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8
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0
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1
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22
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2
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86
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0
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86
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Leader
Saddam Hussein was the ruthless dictator of Iraq from 1979 until 2003.

This jammy sod has regen'd two deaths so far, can the bloodbowl player do better than the real life counterpart? This waits to be seen, so HANG around and find out.

Update - Saddam regen'd a str bust.
C Kai-shek
#8
Anointed Thrower
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7
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33
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62
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0
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2
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21
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0
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0
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4
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1
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2
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21
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0
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21
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Tackle
Chiang was an influential member of the Nationalist Party, the Kuomintang (KMT), and was a close ally of Sun Yat-sen. He became the Commandant of the Kuomintang's Whampoa Military Academy, and took Sun's place as leader of the KMT when Sun died in 1925. In 1926, Chiang led the Northern Expedition to unify the country, becoming China's nominal leader. He served as Chairman of the National Military Council of the Nationalist government of the Republic of China (ROC) from 1928 to 1948.

Chiang led China in the Second Sino-Japanese War, during which the Nationalist government's power severely weakened, but his prominence grew. Unlike Sun Yat-sen, Chiang Kai-shek was socially conservative, promoting traditional Chinese culture in the New Life Movement and rejecting western democracy and the nationalist democratic socialism that Sun Yat-sen and some other members of the KMT embraced in favor of a nationalist authoritarian government.

Chiang's predecessor, Sun Yat-sen, was well-liked and respected by the Communists, but after Sun's death Chiang was not able to maintain good relations with the Communists. A major split between the Nationalists and Communists occurred in 1927; and, under Chiang's leadership, the Nationalists fought a nation-wide civil war against the Communist Party of China (CPC). After Japan invaded China in 1937, Chiang agreed to a temporary truce with the CPC. Despite some early cooperative military successes against Japan, by the time that the Japanese surrendered in 1945 neither the CPC nor the KMT trusted each other or were actively cooperating.

After American-sponsored attempts to negotiate a coalition government failed in 1946, the Chinese Civil War resumed. The CPC defeated the Nationalists in 1949, forcing Chiang's government to retreat to Taiwan, where Chiang imposed martial law and persecuted people critical of his rule in a period known as the "White Terror". After evacuating to Taiwan, Chiang's government continued to declare its intention to retake mainland China. Chiang ruled the island securely as the self-appointed President of the Republic of China and Director-General of the Kuomintang until his death in 1975.
 
P Pot
#9
Skeleton Lineman
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3
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2
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7
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6
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114
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0
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4
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30
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0
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0
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8
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4
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36
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0
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36
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Kick
Even in the blood-drenched annals of twentieth-century history, Pol Pot's Khmer Rouge regime in Cambodia stands out for the sheer scale and senselessness of its atrocities. In the name of creating an agrarian communist revolution, Pol Pot and his underlings killed at least 1.5 million of their own people in the infamous Killing Fields. They wiped out between 1/4 and 1/5 of the country's entire population.

Y Gowon
#10
Skeleton Lineman
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3
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2
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7
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0
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5
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0
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3
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12
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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5
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0
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5
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Thick Skull
Yakubu Gowon was the leader of Nigeria at the time when oil was found in the Niger delta, which was also pursued by Ojukwu of eastern Nigeria. Although both sides signed the “Aburi Accord”, it didn’t really do much in the way of creating peace. Gowon ‘s ruthless military tactics in the ensuing war led to the deaths of over 1 million civilians.
 
R Khomeini
#11
Skeleton Lineman
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7
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0
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22
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0
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59
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30
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0
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0
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0
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0
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3
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15
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0
SPP
15
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-ag
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Thick Skull
Dirty Player
Grand Ayatollah Sayyed Ruhollah Musavi Khomeini was an Iranian religious leader and politician, and leader of the 1979 Iranian Revolution which saw the overthrow of Mohammad Reza Pahlavi, the Shah of Iran. Khomeini has been criticized for human rights violations of Iranians (including his ordering of execution of thousands of political prisoners, but also lauded as a "charismatic leader of immense popularity" and a "champion of Islamic revival" by Shia scholars.

B Mussolini
#12
Skeleton Lineman
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5
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3
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2
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7
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0
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12
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0
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7
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14
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0
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0
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1
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0
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2
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2
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Thick Skull
Benito Amilcare Andrea Mussolini was an Italian politician, one of the key figures in the creation of Fascism. Leading the National Fascist Party he was the prime minister of Italy under Victor Emmanuel III of Italy, from 1922 until 1943, when he was overthrown; rescued by German commandos, he then became the leader of the Italian Social Republic from 1943 to until his summary execution by members of the Italian resistance in 1945.
 
H Chi Minh
#13
Skeleton Lineman
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5
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3
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2
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7
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0
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8
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0
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3
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15
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Thick Skull
Ho Chí Minh was a Vietnamese communist revolutionary leader who was prime minister and president of the Democratic Republic of Vietnam (North Vietnam). He was a key figure in the foundation of the Democratic Republic of Vietnam in 1945, as well as the People’s Army of Vietnam (PAVN) and the Vi?t C?ng (NLF or VC) during the Vietnam War.

He led the Viet Minh independence movement from 1941 onward, establishing the communist-ruled Democratic Republic of Vietnam in 1945 and defeating the French Union in 1954. He officially stepped down from power in 1965 due to health problems, but remained a highly visible figurehead and inspiration for those Vietnamese fighting for his cause—a united, communist Vietnam—until his death. After the war, Saigon, the former capital of the Republic of Vietnam, was renamed Ho Chí Minh City; however, the name Sai Gon is still very widely used.
M Mariam
#15
Skeleton Lineman
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5
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3
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2
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7
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0
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10
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0
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3
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7
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0
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0
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0
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0
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1
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5
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0
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5
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m
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Thick Skull
Mengistu Haile Mariam of Ethiopia had no qualms about eliminating anyone he considered to be opposition. When he gave his introductory speech, he announced death to the revolution and to the EPRP (Ethiopian People’s Revolutionary Party). He showed his conviction to his the message by throwing three bottles filled with blood from his pedestal. He also initiated the movement to kill thousands of “Kebeles” on the streets, garroting the resistance to death, and even taxing families when requesting for the return of the dead bodies of their loved ones. Overall, he left about 1.5 million deaths in his wake.