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Polly's Woes
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Pelican Neck
#1
Wardancer
MA
8
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3
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4
AV
7
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0
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Is it a throat udder? A goitre? NO!! It's just my Pelican Neck, perfect for collecting fish
Pot Belly
#2
Wardancer
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8
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3
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4
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Block
Dodge
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That's with a capital B. I need a mirror to see my tally wackle
Gammy Leg
#3
Thrower
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7
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3
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4
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Pass
Well with the weight my poor little stumpy pins have to carry, is it any wonder?
The Wife
#4
Catcher
MA
8
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2
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4
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Sprint
She who must be obeyed and the owner of my soul. Sorry got to go, chores to be done
Poor Eyesight
#5
Lineman
MA
7
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3
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4
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7
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What, where? My eyes are in as much of a mess as the rest of me
Lack of Height
#6
Lineman
MA
7
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3
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4
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7
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All I can see are legs...What's it like up there?
Ridiculous Haircut
#7
Lineman
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3
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4
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I refuse to let the fact I am in my 50's stop me from having a ridiculous boyband haircut
Effeminate Fop
#8
Lineman
MA
7
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3
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4
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7
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Prince Charming, Prince Charming, Ridicule is nothing to be scared of. Ooooo shut that door...
Back Beard
#9
Thrower
MA
7
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3
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4
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7
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0
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Pass
Oh no, my body is backward. I have a couple of chest hairs but my back is like a Mohair Jumper
Unsatiated Urges
#10
Lineman
MA
7
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3
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4
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When will I get some? Neeevvvveeeerrrrr
Ring of Fire
#11
Catcher
MA
8
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2
AG
4
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7
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Sprint
It Burns us, it burrrrnnnnnssssss