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Dennis Nedry
#1
Raptor
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
43
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Dauntless
Dodge
Frenzy
No Hands
Side Step
Stunty
Block
George Psalmanazar
#2
Adept of Sotek
MA
7
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
5
B
20
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Stab
Stunty
 
Chainsaw
#3
Whiptail
MA
8
ST
1
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Prehensile Tail
Side Step
Stunty
The Viceroy
#4
Raptor
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
188
P
0
F
0
G
29
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
19
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
43
XPP
0
SPP
43
Injuries
n
Skills
Dauntless
Dodge
Frenzy
No Hands
Side Step
Stunty
Block
Strip Ball
Tackle
A striking sight in his monarch butterfly-patterned armor, The Viceroy is the real deal, with an unerring nose for the ball... and the teeth to back it up! Many an opposing player has blanched in terror at the sight of this beast sprinting up the field.
 
Davey Faragher
#6
Whiptail
MA
8
ST
1
AG
4
AV
6
R
255
B
8
P
34
F
0
G
28
Cp
8
In
0
Cs
2
Td
21
Mvp
2
GPP
85
XPP
0
SPP
85
Injuries
-av
Skills
Dodge
Prehensile Tail
Side Step
Stunty
+AG
Block
Catch
Sprint
Sure Feet
"Davey the Imposter" is one of the most electrifying players on the pitch... when he plays. A true prima donna, he has a nasty habit of taking dives and feigning injury. Is it a tactic to keep himself around longer? Is he holding out for a better contract? Is he just lazy? Nobody knows, but when he does decide to play, touchdowns can't be far behind.
Bizarro
#7
Skink
MA
7
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
17
B
22
P
4
F
0
G
17
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Stunty
 
Guy Incognito
#8
Skink
MA
7
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
7
B
37
P
3
F
0
G
13
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Stunty
Block
Rampaging Squig
#9
Skink
MA
7
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
4
B
6
P
-2
F
0
G
6
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
1
XPP
0
SPP
1
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Stunty
 
Fake Shemp
#11
Skink
MA
7
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
7
B
8
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Stunty
Diving Tackle
False Dawn
#12
Skink
MA
7
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
5
B
3
P
1
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Stunty
 
Marky Moose
#13
Skink
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
29
B
38
P
3
F
0
G
13
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
6
Td
2
Mvp
2
GPP
29
XPP
0
SPP
29
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Stunty
+AG
+ST
"Marquee" Marky Moose may be one of AHalfling Team's fan favorites, but his introduction to the game was not quite so dignified. He broke into Blood Bowl as a member of the "Marky Moose Club" -- a squadron of three skinks who donned ridiculous plush costumes and went to man the line on every defensive drive. Originally named the "Ricky Mouse Club" after its late, otherwise undistinguished founder Ricky Mouse, the trio's rotating membership included such non-notable Blood Bowlers as Ronald Ruck, Ronald Dork, Geefy, Girfy and Guffy... while their antics amused the crowd, it turned out that the mortality rate was fairly high.

But as a Blood Bowl player, Marky proved more moose than mouse -- after teaming up on the line with Dennis Dock and Giraffy for a few games, he found himself stronger than practically any player in the Leeg. He was allowed to take off the costume's enormous padded head and hands, and started getting work as a blitzer, then as a ball-carrier. With the puffy gloves off, Marky also demonstrated aptitude for handling the ball. He was, in fact, as adept a Blood Bowl player as any wood elf. Now a full-fledged star on the pitch, Marky demanded that the Marky Moose Club be disbanded... from now on, the entire team would be allowed to wear the proper uniforms and play the game the right way.

(But the picture on the team's website is a little out of date.)
Fuzzy Dunlop
#14
Skink
MA
7
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
6
B
5
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Stunty
Diving Tackle
 
Brack Somson
#16
Skink
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
57
B
91
P
1
F
0
G
28
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
7
Td
1
Mvp
5
GPP
42
XPP
0
SPP
42
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Dodge
Stunty
+ST
Diving Tackle
Side Step
An original member of the team, Brack Somson is a burly skink who specializes in hand-to-hand combat. If you hit him, he slips away. If you dodge away from him, he's there to catch you. And if he hits you... well, don't let him do that.