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Derbyshire Fairy
#1
Catcher
MA
9
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
170
B
10
P
-1
F
0
G
13
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
8
Mvp
0
GPP
25
XPP
0
SPP
25
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Catch
Dodge
+MA
Block
When Baines admitted that the dead fairy was in fact a model created by himself as an April Fools' prank and its back-story was a hoax, some still believed it was genuine, accusing Baines of covering up the 'truth' about the existence of fairies and deliberately issuing false information to harm the credibility of those who believe in them. - 2007
Interfering Brassieres
#2
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
179
B
70
P
23
F
0
G
17
Cp
13
In
0
Cs
5
Td
5
Mvp
0
GPP
38
XPP
0
SPP
38
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Pass
Sure Hands
Block
Leader
Tackle
"Do not adjust your set—it could be your bra!" 1982
 
Instant Color TV
#3
Blitzer
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7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
57
B
211
P
0
F
0
G
29
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
9
Td
6
Mvp
2
GPP
46
XPP
0
SPP
46
Injuries
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Skills
Block
Diving Tackle
Dodge
Mighty Blow
"We hope you have the implements you need for the color TV experiment handy: A nylon stocking, a pair of scissors and a roll of adhesive tape. Over to our technical expert, Kjell Stensson." 1962
Belgium Divides
#4
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
28
B
59
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
4
Mvp
2
GPP
24
XPP
0
SPP
24
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Skills
Block
Dodge
Guard
"The Times's effort could only be defined as funny if you find the very notion of Belgium hilarious." 1992
 
British Weather Machine
#5
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
13
B
34
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
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Skills
Block
Guard
"Britain will gain the immediate benefit of long summers, with rainfall only at night, and the Continent will have whatever Pershore decides to send it." 1981.
Big Ben Goes Digital
#7
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
15
P
0
F
1
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Wrestle
The BBC Japanese service also announced that the clock hands would be sold to the first four listeners to contact them. 1980.
 
Viagra for Hamsters
#8
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Owners were instructed to grind the pills up and sprinkle them in the pet's food. Laying some newspaper down on the floor once the pills began to take effect was also advised. The pills were to be marketed under the brand name Feralmone. -2000.
Bickerstaff Predictions
#9
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
6
B
4
P
0
F
2
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
-ag
Skills
Almanacs were the most popular form of literature at that time, and they usually contained astrological predictions about the coming year. One of the events predicted by Mr. Bickerstaff was the death "by a raging fever" of the famous astrologer John Partridge. Bickerstaff predicted that Partridge would die at exactly 11 p.m. on March 29 of that year...

...Enraged, Partridge published a pamphlet in which he insisted that he was still alive and that Bickerstaff was a fraud. Bickerstaff coolly responded by arguing that Partridge was obviously dead, since no living man could have written the rubbish that had appeared in his last almanac. Bickerstaff also noted that Partridge's own wife had admitted that her husband had "neither life nor soul."
1708.
 
Planetary Alignment Decreases Gravity
#10
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
6
B
56
P
0
F
1
G
27
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
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Skills
Kick
One angry caller complained he had risen from the ground so rapidly that he hit his head on the ceiling, and he wanted compensation. 1976
Flying Pengiuns
#12
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
58
B
101
P
17
F
0
G
30
Cp
9
In
0
Cs
4
Td
1
Mvp
4
GPP
40
XPP
0
SPP
40
Injuries
-ma
Skills
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Tackle
Wrestle
 
Eiffel Tower Moves
#16
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone-head
Loner
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
The Parisien reported an agreement had been signed to dismantle and move the Eiffel Tower. It was to be put back together at a new Euro Disney theme park outside of Paris. What about where the Eiffel Tower used to stand? A stadium that would seat 35,000 people was to be built for use during the 1992 Olympic Games. -1986