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Gaz Troenteritis - 3rd bout
#1
Beast
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
3
B
37
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
 
Skills
Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Loner
Mighty Blow
Nurgle's Rot
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Tentacles
Guard
Bert Tulism Type E
#2
Beast
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Loner
Mighty Blow
Nurgle's Rot
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Tentacles
Block
 
Mr E. Coli
#3
Plaguebearer
MA
5
ST
2
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
334
P
0
F
1
G
35
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
38
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
91
XPP
0
SPP
91
Injuries
 
Skills
Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Horns
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Block
Claw
Dodge
Mighty Blow
Tackle
Alec Salmonella - Strain B
#4
Plaguebearer
MA
5
ST
2
AG
2
AV
8
R
9
B
182
P
0
F
2
G
29
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
18
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
44
XPP
0
SPP
44
Injuries
 
Skills
Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Horns
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Block
Mighty Blow
Tackle
 
Anne Thrax
#5
Putrifier
MA
5
ST
2
AG
2
AV
7
R
641
B
17
P
1
F
1
G
35
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
26
Mvp
2
GPP
92
XPP
0
SPP
92
Injuries
 
Skills
Big Hand
Disturbing Presence
Dodge
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Stunty
Sure Hands
Extra Arms
Side Step
Sprint
Sure Feet
Two Heads
Brian Silentfield
#6
Nurgling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
2
AV
7
R
13
B
41
P
0
F
5
G
25
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
4
GPP
24
XPP
0
SPP
24
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Side Step
In game 8 the team first infected an opposition player with Nurgle's Rot, not just some hapless idiot but in fact none other than the infamous Baron Von Spivakosky himself, who was infected after being brutally fouled to death.

As all Stunty aficionados know: infecting a player with Nurgle's Rot is quite a rare occurrence in the Leeg so Coach M0gw41 and the gang were excited to greet the new recruit into the fold only to find some imposter going by the name of Brian Silentfield sitting where the body of the Baron was stored. What the Dickens? Who is this chump and where is the Baron?

The events of that day remain a mystery but some serious questions have been asked:

Has there been some terrible miscarriage of justice?
What happened to the Baron?
Did his management team steal the body and just infect some poor lackey and hand them over instead?
Who REALLY is Brian Silentfield?

Regardless of these questions the Baron's infected corpse legally belongs to DIYC and their legal team are currently petitioning Leeg officials for him to make an appearance.

Meanwhile despite playing like a hapless idiot this imposter seems to be a fan favourite picking up three MVP awrds in 11 games.
 
Liz Teria
#7
Nurgling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
90
B
192
P
0
F
0
G
34
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
28
Td
8
Mvp
3
GPP
95
XPP
0
SPP
95
Injuries
n
Skills
Dodge
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Stunty
+AG
Block
Side Step
Tackle
Two Heads
Yoshi Geller (Serogroup A*)
#9
Nurgling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
2
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Stunty
 
G. R. Dia 2nd Mutation
#10
Nurgling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
2
AV
7
R
24
B
38
P
2
F
4
G
31
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Bruce Ellar 2nd Strain
#11
Nurgling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
2
AV
7
R
17
B
54
P
0
F
2
G
33
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Side Step
 
Dmitri Chinella (britovi)
#12
Nurgling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
2
AV
7
R
7
B
18
P
0
F
0
G
23
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Toro Norovirus (genogroup GII)
#13
Nurgling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
2
AV
7
R
0
B
2
P
0
F
3
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Stunty
 
Cici Difficile
#14
Nurgling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
2
AV
7
R
0
B
5
P
0
F
8
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Stunty
Miss Zaire E.Bola
#15
Nurgling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
2
AV
7
R
0
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Stunty
 
Adena V. Iris
#16
Putrifier
MA
5
ST
2
AG
2
AV
7
R
0
B
10
P
0
F
0
G
15
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Big Hand
Disturbing Presence
Dodge
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Stunty
Sure Hands