Cowboy Tanktop was raised to be a Blood Bowl winner. Ever since he was a calf it was all he ever knew. His first game he was bested by fellow bull, Polo. Ever since then, he left Polo in the dust. Despite usual attitudes of centaurs Tanktop is always happy to help his team and fans.

Tanktop currently holds almost half the records in the /tg/ league. If he can not fall on his neck and avoid the many teams after his head, he may just become a legend.

Veteran of many battles, once younger Bulls joined he was booted. With nothing to battle he wandered until found by a hopeful coach. While his skills in battle have translated the best to the pitch, he still tries his best. Shame that isn't enough sometimes.

The oldest player on the team. He is actually deaf after working as part of a Magma Cannon crew for so long. So odds are yelling the the locker room is just trying to tell him the next plan.

Before he was a player on Animeted Clothing, he worked as a slave driver in the roughest mine in the Dark Lands. There he learned the best way to keep a slave in check is a firm blow to his best friend's skull. Needless to say, his skills transferred well to the pitch.

Now he finds himself in charge of the Hobgoblins when the coach is busy and with a reputation as one of the hardest hitting players in the league.

After their second crushing loss to Ashenvale, causing the end of their play-off season, Animeted Clothing had trouble getting their contract renewed. Neon was nearly cut from the team, but after a heated discussion with the coach he finally did it...

He got in the gym. Using the same workout routine the semi-famous player Poundinator did, NJE came back to the team rippling with strength and was signed on for season 2.

As the newest Chaos Dwarf on the team he has been hazed by all the others. And then more in season 2. And even still in season 3.

He used to be the kindest Chaos Dwarf you knew, but he found his lust for blood.

In his youth he was the winner of many boxing competitions. And while he may not pack the hardest punch (despite what other players might say) he knows how to throw a lot of them.

He is also the husband of the woman serving as the teams current logo.

A grizzled Hobgoblin that has managed to actually be competent. His ability to not be a complete waste of a player slot has actually earned him the right to have an opinion in huddles.

The best punching bag a coach could ask for.