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Mortimer
#1
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
4
AG
4
AV
8
R
46
B
77
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
3
Td
6
Mvp
1
GPP
32
XPP
0
SPP
32
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
+ST
Dodge
Tackle
"You're all hypocrites. How can you claim to be connoisseurs yet deny yourself the greatest of all meats?"

As one of the original founders of the Masquerade, Mortimer often finds himself at odds with the other members about the direction they should take. As a Blitzer well should, Mortimer believes that sometimes the opponents should find themselves... Beyond the Beef.


Season
Player
Stats
No.
Name
CpsTDsIntCasRushPassSPP
Season II
#1Mortimer340236019
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Marjorie
#2
Catcher
MA
8
ST
4
AG
4
AV
7
R
119
B
32
P
4
F
0
G
9
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
4
Td
10
Mvp
2
GPP
51
XPP
0
SPP
51
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
+ST
Block
Mighty Blow
Tackle
"You disgust me. How dare you say such a filthy thing in my establishment? I ought to have you arrested. You'll kindly mind your tongue, or we shan't speak any further."

A brilliant Catcher and the first Chairperson of the Masquerade, Marjorie hides her original calling as a Blitzer, despite packing the strongest blows on the team. She believes that the Masquerade should move away from such uncouth behaviour, yet when the need strikes, she is the first to lay waste to the opposition.

Winner of the S7's Season II McCrummer Award.


Season
Player
Stats
No.
Name
CpsTDsIntCasRushPassSPP
Season II
#2Marjorie3803108438
 
Chauncey
#3
Catcher
MA
8
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
206
B
18
P
12
F
0
G
10
Cp
8
In
0
Cs
1
Td
16
Mvp
1
GPP
63
XPP
0
SPP
63
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Block
Dodge
Nerves Of Steel
Side Step
"Those are all members of the Masquerade. Our founder, Marjorie, gave us all a dress code. There's only one rule to it. In her words, we must dress in such a way that no one can be said to have dressed better than us."

As fellow Catcher, Chauncey defends Marjorie's beliefs and stance on the Masquerade's approach to games. His fearlessness extends to the pitch, fearlessly braving opposing players in order to catch an impossible throw.

Namesake of the S7's Season II Chauncey Award.


Season
Player
Stats
No.
Name
CpsTDsIntCasRushPassSPP
Season II
#3Chauncey680084735
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Philippe
#4
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
67
B
6
P
117
F
0
G
10
Cp
20
In
1
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
27
XPP
0
SPP
27
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Safe Throw
Accurate
Strong Arm
"I invented edible food."

Once used for butchering and cutting meat, Philippe's chef arms have developed into extremely powerful throwing tools, and his incredible accuracy results in every throw landing with pinpoint precision.

Winner of the S7's Season II Tosserrosser Award.



Season
Player
Stats
No.
Name
CpsTDsIntCasRushPassSPP
Season II
#4Philippe10111584617
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The Shelf
#5
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
5
AV
8
R
31
B
17
P
10
F
0
G
10
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
 
Skills
+AG
Dodge
The Steak
#6
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
5
B
17
P
1
F
0
G
10
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
Injuries
m
Skills
Dodge
 
The Entertainer
#7
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
10
B
23
P
3
F
0
G
10
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
15
XPP
0
SPP
15
Injuries
m
Skills
Dodge
The Realtor
#8
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
3
B
3
P
2
F
0
G
5
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills