Is it a keyboard? Is it a guitar? No it’s a Keytar! Who ever said monophonic analog synthesizers couldn’t be cool? Add some leather and space boots and you have got yourself the hippest hip kat ever to shred a Casio.

“That’s not a knife!” is catchphrase of outback legend, Crockat. Many say he can talk to the animals; mainly the animals. As crocodile lover, he once married a lady crocodile but unfortunate was annulled.

- Bronze Shield LXV

Always in hurry. Rollerkat is fastest land mammal on six wheels. Takes safety with great seriousness, never to be seen without smash helmet and padding protection.

Whether trapped in glass box, caught in gale, or giving people the creeps everywhere he goes, Mimekat is not making so much as a squeak. Once a pupil of the famous Marcel Marcaeukat, Mimekat now tours seaside resorts and country fairs.

Kendokat wields big stick and wears specials designed armour. He look scary but actually is very nice. When not engaging in extreme combat, Kendokat likes picnicking and peddling boats shaped like swan.

Get jiggle with it. Bellydancekat learn her moves in Turkish dance school. This meerkat love nothing more than to shake her jelly milkshake and bring all the meerkats to the yard

Knit one, purl six’ is his motto. Knitskat swings his knit needles like sword of the Samuraikats. One he calls Mongoose Slayer, the other – Albert; after his uncle who sadly pass following a bar brawl with a stupid mongoose, who try to steal jumper.

If God had meant for meerkat to fly. He would have given meerkat wings. Tell that to Helikat. This meerkat goes to work in a helicopter, goes to shops in helicopter, goes to bed in a helicopter. Helikat is here to hover.

It take a lot of puff to get a sound out of an octopus and lot of guts to go out in a skirt. Bagpipekat has got a sporran full of both. If you have a wedding, a glitzy coporate event or a neighbour you are wanting to annoy, Bagpipekat will play until blue in the fur.

Likes to get fur wet. Scubakat can hold breath for over nine minute and knows way round an underwater ocean liner. Hunts sea-snakes with harpoon gun.

When surf is up, so is Surfkat. With boardie shorts saltier than a sailor’s salt and vinegar crisps, Surfkat is fully sick gnarly, dude. No wave is too big, some say up to 3 ½ feet. Fur, yes. Fear, no.

No job too big for Handykat. Builds shed, decking and scale replica of Statue of Liberty in back garden. Only ever once defeated by self-assemble flat-pack coffee table.

There is no bigger collection of stamps than the collection of stamps belonging to Stampkat. From olden stamps to commemorative stamps to just normal ordinary stamps, Stampkat has all the stamps.

Nomadkat is always on move, in dusty robes and with herd of wilderbeetles in tow. Armed with Ray Meerkat style desert survival skills, Nomadkat uses ancient art of star-mapping to find water, shelter and nearest 24-hour Drive Thru Grubbery.

Between shopping for swish plaid sweaters and mongoose fur club covers, Golfkat does not have much time for practice. Spends most of time in the sand or rough or the car park, but does not matter because Golfkat is looking swish.

Firekat has nerve of steel and heart of marshmallow. After teaching fire a lesson in who is the boss, Firekat teaches deprived meer-pups a lesson in trampolining and ice cream.