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Woldred 'Tyrant' Anschlact
#1
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
34
B
69
P
0
F
0
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
4
Mvp
2
GPP
26
XPP
0
SPP
26
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Guard
Mighty Blow
Side Step
Woldred Anschlact was brought into the team amidst a certain amount of upheaval - the team had lost it's guiding light (the hapless 'Bully' Eshemann) and was under investigation for illegal conduct.
In his first game however, Woldred was calm, confident and effective in a way that Bully could never be. While scoring his two touchdowns, he was seen to be supporting a clearly distraught and emotionally fragile Corvinne, showing his team spirit and vision.

**Season 5 recruit (legally, this time)**
Svedo 'Sickly' Arbeitmann
#2
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
59
B
47
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
4
Mvp
1
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
m
Skills
Block
Mighty Blow
Tackle
Another bawdy-house find, Svedo got his nickname for consistently missing classes due to one manufactured illness or another. Actually disgustingly healthy, his upper-class upbringing has given him something of a wild arrogance and conviction of his own superiority - the fact that things tend to work out for him regardless of circumstance, luck, intelligence or his level of skill only serves to inflate his sense of self-worth.

**Season 7 recruit**
 
Bromnand 'Rake' Steiger
#3
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
23
B
124
P
4
F
0
G
15
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
10
Td
3
Mvp
1
GPP
34
XPP
0
SPP
34
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
Mighty Blow
Tackle
Younger brother of Guts, Bromnand was often left hungry. This has given him a certain edge that Bully likes, though Grinner is somewhat wary. Coach Luo doesn't mind either way, but finds himself appreciating the lowered costs of player half-time snacks...

**Joined Season 5**
Hadebrand 'Grim' Sensenmann
#4
Fetcher
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
124
B
13
P
8
F
0
G
6
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
0
Td
5
Mvp
0
GPP
18
XPP
0
SPP
18
Injuries
 
Skills
Kick-Off Return
Sure Hands
Block
Leader
Stepping into the boots of Grinner is a tough ask. Coach Luo, being convinced that Corvinne's gender was the key to her success, scoured the College for a replacement - cheerleaders, culinary students, seamstresses, competitive knitters - all were trialled and found wanting. Hadebrand got the job due to her natural toughness, speed and ability to convincingly wear the Averheim University Women's Athletic Kit and a wig. Coach Luo has thus far overlooked Hadebrand's extravagant beard...

**Season 7 recruit**
 
Volkbert Baumstein
#5
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
4
B
31
P
1
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Wrestle
Volkbert refers to eyself in the third-person, and refuses any attempts at friendship, acquaintance or even conversation. Coach Luo rather likes this about Volkbert, says ey reminds him of a younger Coach Luo, now bugger off and stop trying to talk to me, what am I, your coach?

**Season 6 recruit**
Edelle Garmann
#6
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
23
B
31
P
3
F
0
G
9
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
2
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Guard
Unlike her older sisters Agnethe and (the sadly deceased) Brunilde, Edelle prefers honest yardwork alongside her three younger brothers on the family farm to prancing around town with fancy-men and fops (no matter how rough-and-tumble they might have been). The physical work has lent Edelle the strength and man-handling ability to keep would-be suitors at arms length. It has also been handy when the time comes to steady the Stallions defensive line...

**Season 6 recruit**
 
Erhard Pracht
#7
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
15
B
3
P
0
F
7
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Dirty Player
One of the last of the 'Bash Mob' recruits, Erhard was infatuated with Agnethe Garmann to the extent that he has taken to wearing boots with a larger-than-your-average heel. He claims the extra height will help in a scrum - especially if someone happens to fall underneath them!

**Season 6 recruit**
Friedegund Scheller
#8
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
12
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Friedegund is one of many who clamoured to join the Stallion's program in the wake of the success of the '17 graduating class. Coach Luo has spoken at length of Scheller's glowing attributes, whilst failing to explain these attributes in any detail. Perhaps he was distracted by his reflection in the shiny new Coaches Chariot that was philanthropically donated by the Scheller family.

**Season 7 recruit**