My first job as the manager of the FBB team was to find 3 young BoBs to start the team. One of them would have to be a well balanced player.
hum balanced, this word gave a ring in my head, who do I know is a real balance ???
<i>Batheul Acse</i> of course !!!!!
Finding him would not be easy. Indeed, after the wig crash of the previous year, he had retired to an unknown place in the mountain to hide his haircut to the rest of the community. The only thing I knew about him was his favorite hobby : spying peopole with his binoculars and sending faxes to the police to denonciate them. What a filthy but so respectable habit isn't it ;)
I then opened a wig store with a sign stating a big discount and wait him to show up. What he did in .... 4 minutes, puttimg special gas in his car to go faster. Havng him in front of me was stunning but I managed to negociate his membership in the team (damn it costed me lots of hair but it will grow again ... on ME !!)

But he desserves his price, first BoB to take a comp (but getting a MVP and doing a quick pass), he took <b>block</b> to help the team not wasting his rerolls. And soon he became the prefered player of the fans, getting another MVP. 2 CAS later, he is at one point to get his second skill, maybe another pass ?
No, finally another MVP awards him a new skill : <b>guard</b>, he will need it to keep the fan looking him.

How could I build the team without taking the famous Lizhar. A guy quite thin but his willingness was known around the whole old world. For him, no chance to fight face to face, his favourite trick : disturbing his opponent and play the psychological defeat.
Some of his tricks were very famous : the half moustache that was an hilarious way to blow up opponents concentration or the GONG !! A secret shaolin technique to laugh on his opponent when he scored touchdown. Or the evil "gfi for nothing but missed" that made me piss on me when he lost his champions league season against my first orc team. For all that FBB All Stars will have to take this blitzer as a member of the team.

Finding him was quite difficult as he retires from BB many years ago but a meeting of old players was a good way to see him shout and friendly insult every player he has known during his years of fame. Then I explained him my point to show the world that we were the best and this "mytho" project pleased him.
What an easy way to convince people with such small brain.

Having bunch of special players was certainly attractive but god it ate all the money I had left. And since the staff was already chosen (1 apo and 3 rerolls), I had no choice but to buy linemen to go to 11 players.
But I made sure that the one I picked were having some talent, the first one I found was running very fast and dodging all kind of stuff : keys, plants, a television, chairs .... What the hell was happening there ?!?!?! Furia Raah Mihr Ez was hunting his poor husband because he watched a BB game on TV.
I stopped the fight (being ironed a little but no serious damage) and try to speak to the couple. Furia was stating that she didn't like Pabhlau to watch TV instead of caring about her or bringing some food home. <i>OK</i> I said <i>what do you think I offer you a job where you can watch your favorite sport ?
Deal !!! </i> he said immediatly and then signed the papers. What he didn't know is that he would actually be on the pitch dodging fists and kicks.

A thing he did very well by the way and he is training hard to get better as the opponent are stronger and stronger. Now that his <b>agility has improved</b> he will have to learn how to handle strokes or how to score quicker. Thats his remaining choices. After a armor drop, the choice is made .... dodging and scoring is his way of life. Anyway orcs have to cope with bashy team and logically he learnt how to <b>block</b>.

Following the advice of Pab', I went on the crapiest place on the earth where a nasty orc lived .... this side of the town was filled of smoke and vicious smells. People weren't speaking but mumbling ununderstandable sentence, I knew this place, I have been there before but nothing left in my mind. It must have been erased by some chaotic drug... nothing good can come from this part of the city, that was all i knew. Then I saw the sign which scared me once before :
<b>Welcome to the SALE BATAVIE</b>

Nooooo !!! It couldn't be that !!!! No way I could go there and try to pick a player. How would he even understand how to play. I heard people there were blinded themselves when playing BB, like Jedis but without any powerful mystic force.
I logically decided to go back, but the vicious smell had already taken control of my mind and I was like hypnotised, going straigth to a florist. While I was passing rigth in front of the shop, I weirdly didn't stop by; maybe the 2 big orcs (in fact one was big and hairy and the other one tall but thin and hairy too) scared me.
Anyway I aimed directly at a small buidling hidden from the outside. Could not be good !!! I climbed the stairs and Roon was awaiting me comfortably sat on a chair.
"I was expecting your arrival, he said"
Holy shit, a wizard !!! How can I got out of this shit now ... I chose to flatter its ego
"- You must be a wonderful wizard to know this ? i ventured
- <b> I AM WONDERVINKE</b> and I know much things and I .... have a cell phone. Pab' just called me to say you will pass by. You want anything to drink ?
- ....
- So what do you want ? Enrole me in something ?
- Thats the idea, I want you in my BB team !
- I will have to say no, I already have a job, with good salary, nice job prospective, nice collegues ...
- In SALE batavie ?
- .... ..... .... ... .... yes
- OK as you want bye
- NOOOOO wait !!! I want to join the team after all, I ... dunno why (*whistling*)
- You're making a good choice mate, what's your speciality ?
- I'm not really good with the ball, I say I am playing basketBall nut really who can believe that. I a m not very tough and i would prefer avoiding being hit ... but i like to hit people anyway.
- OKI
I know what we gonna do with you."

And soon after his first incarnation ;) Roon get the skill I promised him ... <b>dirty player</b> .

Since his childhood, <i>El Cricri Toh </i>has always been considered as the cowardest green creature of the orc kingdom. No way for him to get involved in a fight, he would prefer to discuss with his opponent or ran away as soon as he can. But how could he be part of a BB team so ???
Once upon a time, a hideous Chaos Lord was terrifying the community of FBB (a huge orc town in the darkness of the mountain). This Lord and his hound of beastmen full of claws and fangs were killing every single player of BloodBowl that dared to play against us. As a consequence, this Lord found it difficult to find opponents and so he declares on the public place that everyone on the town was a "<u>momotte</u>". El Cri Cri Toh then decided to show him that this wasn't a thing to say.
He took the best members of the village and played a game against the mighty legion. He managed to win by 3-0 but the most important thing was thathe didn't get any injured (only badly hurt players) while the chaos hound was slaughtered with 3 kills. The town was claiming his name and at the end of the game the lame chaos Lord left crying and said that he will never return to FBB. Some people say that even know this poor little chaos Lord is still crying in the highest pic of the mountains repeating continuously :<i>This game never happened !!!</i>

FBB All Stars coach logically took CriCri Toh in the team after this event as a spare thrower as the strategy did not involve one at the creation of the team. And he did very well in his first game scoring twice and gaining his first skill ....<b>+1 in agility</b>.
Is the spare thrower going to take the place of a real one ?