What you thought was a halfling player turned out to just be a sack of potatoes dressed like a real player. There's no telling how you made that mistake.

This sack of potatoes will not move, throw blocks, throw passes, or even get itself upright if knocked over. It is just. A sack. Of potatoes.

This was either meant as a joke by Coach Faron, or meant to be a training dummy for newbie players to throw blocks at with little worry.

Free potato salad to any team that manages to destroy the potato sack.