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Robin Williams
#1
Ulfwerenar
MA
6
ST
4
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
34
P
0
F
1
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Frenzy
Poor me, poor me... Pour me another drink!
Matthew Perry
#2
Ulfwerenar
MA
6
ST
4
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
23
P
0
F
1
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
m
Skills
Frenzy
Dodge
I get by with a little help from my Friends! Wink wink.
 
Stephen King
#3
Catcher
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
18
B
31
P
7
F
0
G
7
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dauntless
Dodge
As a writer, you got to drink to lower your productivity...
Buzz Aldrin
#4
Berserker
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
14
B
37
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
6
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
23
XPP
0
SPP
23
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Frenzy
Jump Up
Dodge
Mighty Blow
After conquering the Moon, there's nothing left but to drink...
 
Samuel L. Jackson
#5
Berserker
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
8
B
32
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
17
XPP
0
SPP
17
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Frenzy
Jump Up
Dodge
Guard
Beer, motherfucker - do you drink it?
Leonard Nimoy
#6
Thrower
MA
6
ST
4
AG
3
AV
7
R
85
B
14
P
1
F
0
G
7
Cp
1
In
1
Cs
1
Td
3
Mvp
1
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Pass
+ST
Dodge
I started taking a shot after every take in the studio. After Season 2, I was a seasoned drunk!
 
Ernest Hemingway
#7
Lineman
MA
6
ST
4
AG
3
AV
7
R
3
B
31
P
0
F
1
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
+ST
Throughout his remarkable body of fiction, he tells the truth about human fear, guilt, betrayal, violence, cruelty, drunkenness, hunger, greed, apathy, ecstasy, tenderness, love and lust.
Elizabeth Taylor
#8
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
6
B
9
P
0
F
1
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Surely you can't drink fragrance. Right???
 
Ulysses S. Grant
#9
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
20
B
14
P
0
F
1
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
+MA
Yes I ran for the third term. Sue me!
Alexander the Great
#10
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
18
B
14
P
1
F
1
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dirty Player
After conquering Scotland, I got so wasted I opted for Diplomacy win...
 
Betty Ford
#11
Catcher
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
28
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dauntless
Dodge
The President is here to think, and the First Lady is here to drink!
Amy Winehouse
#12
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
11
B
21
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
16
XPP
0
SPP
16
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Fend
Tackle
Winehouse 8-)

Vodka works as well.
 
Ben Affleck
#14
Snow Troll
MA
5
ST
5
AG
1
AV
8
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Claw
Disturbing Presence
Frenzy
Loner
Wild Animal
My brother has an Oscar and a what now? A drink will help make a sense of all this!