Unofficial (behind his back) title: The Jilted

Reason: Though betrothed many times (future father in-laws can't say no to his immense wealth), an unfortunately sequence of mysterious 'abductions' and 'runaways' have left his bride missing come wedding day.

Unofficial (behind his back) title: The Boring

Reason: A keen Blood Bowl player and fan, it's been seven years since Sir Bores has talked about anything else. Even the dimmest maiden has picked up on this by the second date and excused themselves from any more.


There is an old man called Sir Bores,
Who is known for visits to whores.
He is awfully boring,
With ear shattering snoring.
Hence wife-less be Bores evermores.

Unofficial (behind his back) title: The Strange

Reason: What is he looking at? Who is he talking to? Word is that he bathes in mashed potatoes and sleeps in his kit.

Unofficial (behind his back) title: The Mumbler

Reason: Too shy to speak in front of the ladies. Has no problem expressing his frustration on the pitch however.

There was a young knight named Sir Galabad.
With maidens big problems he surely had.
He was terribly shy,
Very lonely he'd cry.
Unable to converse he was quite sad.