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Cezary
#1
Blitzer
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
10
B
18
P
2
F
0
G
11
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
16
XPP
0
SPP
16
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
Tackle
Name: Cezary Pitera
Age: 159 years
Height: 4'1
Weight: 168 lbs
Hair Colour: Auburn
Occupation: Shepherd
Birth Place: Luccini (Tilea)
Fun Fact: Has had some run-ins with the law due to his violent tendencies

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Joined the team after game 46.

Started 8 games offensively and 9 games defensively. Has appeared in 112 turns.

He has thrown 1 pass successfully, made 1 of 2 catch attempts, 0 of 1 interception attempts, 1 of 2 pick up attempts, 8 out of 10 dodge attempts, and 16 of 18 GFIs. He has used 8 rerolls (3 Dodge, 2 Pick Up and 3 GFI).

He has been pushed off the pitch three times, and fouled by an Anointed Blitzer. He has knocked out one player and also appeared to kill a Skeleton Lineman, but it was able to be regenerated again.

He has been badly hurt 3 times (once by trying to go for it), and suffered a smashed hand on a block by a Beastman, causing him to sit out the rest of the game and the following one. He then strained his groin whilst blocking a Bloater, again forcing him to sit out the remainder of the game and the next.
Jerzy
#2
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
239
B
127
P
38
F
3
G
59
Cp
12
In
0
Cs
3
Td
15
Mvp
6
GPP
93
XPP
0
SPP
93
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Thick Skull
+MA
+MA
Kick
Sure Hands
Tackle
Name: Jerzy Kudla
Age: 157 years
Height: 4'5
Weight: 236 lbs
Hair Colour: Black
Occupation: Farmer
Birth Place: Karak Hirn
Fun Fact: Owns a chain of dance clubs

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An original member of the team, and was the only player to have appeared in each of the team's first 40 games. He and Marek are the only 2 remaining out of the 11 who started the first game. With the death of the team's 2nd captain, Konstantyn in game 49, Jerzy took over the captaincy as he is currently the heart of the team.

He has 57 offensive starts, originally as the deep back, but more recently nearer the line of scrimmage. With the death of his blitzing partner he permanently took up this position as Adam replaced Tadeusz as kick returner. He also has 52 defensive starts. Although lining up for the kickoff in game 41, he isn't recorded as having played a turn in the game as he was knocked out by a rock thrown from the crowd and missed the entire game.

He's appeared in the most turns with 800 on the field. He's made 119 of 131 GFIs, 66 of 79 dodge attempts, 46 of 51 pick-ups, 24 of 38 catches and of his 22 pass attempts 5 have been missed and 4 fumbled. He leads the team in rerolls used by a long margin - with 72 (23 being for dodges). This could be due to his involvement around the ball but coupled with his stats, it could just be because he's not that good really.

In each of games 5 to 9, he took the kickoff and passed to Tadeusz, having handed off to him in game 2. Most recently, in game 26 he has passed to Henryk, although he rarely passes now, due to Adam starting with the ball.

He's made some special plays, but equally some dumbfounding plays, so really needs to develop as a leader on the team:

Game 15 - picks the ball up in a tackle zone and throws a long bomb (still in the tackle zone) for the TD

Game 3 - picks the ball up in 2 tacklezones then dodges out

Game 46 - dodged twice away from opponents to chase after the hail mary pass from Adam, with 3 of his teammates. Was able to pick it up and score to tie the game in the first half. Then in the 2nd half he dodged away again, deep in his on half and sprinted to midfield, when the Orc Blitzers left their own half and the deepest backs were Black Orcs and one lineman. Adam launched the 2nd hail mary pass to the end zone, and Jerzy beat the lineman in a foot race to the ball to pick it up for what turned out to be the winning score.

Game 27 - he dodged out of one Werewolf's tackle zone to push back the ball carrying Werewolf into the endzone to force the score. This saved enough time for the team to control their destiny and go on and score twice to win

Game 29 - dodges away from 2 Sauruses and blitzes a Skink to stand in the face of the ball-carrying Skink. He is then blitzed by a Saurus and knocks him down, then pushes the Skink into the crowd to preserve the draw - otherwise the Skink was going to walk into the endzone.

Game 56 - he didn't even attempt to dodge out from the tackle zone of a Rotspawn to get in the face of the ball carrier on the last turn of the game, so instead they were able to just walk in for the winning score.

Game 1 and again game 53 - pushing himself to go for it, he fell over and badly hurt himself

Game 5 - having the within reach of the end zone, he is pushed out of bounds

Game 13 - having methodically made their way downfield against less numerous opponents, Jerzy pushed hard to get in to the end zone, going for it twice and failed on the 2nd attempt twice... in the end zone. This failure likely resulted in a draw rather than victory. However, it also did result in him putting in more training to get faster, so could be a longer term benefit to the team.

Game 28 - pushed a Bull Centaur back and then dodged out of his tackle zone only needing to pick the ball up with his normally sure hands (well, and then sprint to the end zone), but he fumbled the ball and the team lost what would have been the tie, having lost the win earlier.

He's been fouled by a Skink, a Rotter and by a High Elf Lineman, knocked out 5 times - once by the crowd and another time by a Kroxigor, having spent the majority of the half marking him away from the play. When he's not injuring himself, he has been badly hurt by an Anointed Blitzer, an Orc crowd, and a Wardancer (with the latter, it was originally thought he'd have to miss time as it might have been a fractured arm, but upon further review from the apothecary this was not needed).

He traditionally doesn't get involved often with blocking, but he has fouled a Bull Centaur and 2 Chaos Dwarfs, knocked out 6 players (including a Tomb Guardian and a Chaos Warrior - and almost knocked a Vampire out, but an apothecary saw to him to make sure he could continue playing on the pitch), badly hurt a Rat Ogre and has smashed Bomber Dribblesnot's hip, along with that of a Zombie - so he's adept at causing that particular injury at least. He's also pushed an Orc Blitzer, a Hobgoblin and a Pestigor into the crowd.


 
Marek
#3
Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
3
AV
9
R
9
B
263
P
1
F
1
G
56
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
10
Td
1
Mvp
7
GPP
59
XPP
0
SPP
59
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
+AG
+ST
Guard
Mighty Blow
Name: Marek Krzemien
Age: 156 years
Height: 4'0
Weight: 224 lbs
Hair Colour: Brown
Occupation: Carpenter
Birth Place: Middenheim (Middenland)
Fun Fact: Has an extensive handkerchief collection

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An original member of the team, having appeared in 55 of the team's first 58 games. He's started 50 of these games on the offensive line, usually at one of the end positions, and 45 defensively. He's appeared in 721 turns.

He's made 0 of 1 interceptions, 0 of 5 catch attempts, 4 of 4 pick ups, 1 of 1 pass attempts, 88 of 95 GFIs and 14 of 20 dodge attempts (placing him fourth on the all time list of successful dodgers on the team). He's used 42 rerolls - 22 for blocking.

Although through the majority of the first 34 games, he didn't appear to be the strongest of blockers, he has put in extensive training and is now physically the strongest member of the team. After game 53 it was also apparent that he had been putting in extra training in relation to his agility.

He has fouled a couple of players, knocked out 14 players (2 Snotlings, 2 Skinks, a Wood Elf Thrower, a Gutter Runner, a Beastman, an Ulfwerener, a Zombie, a Hobgoblin, an Amazon Linewoman, a Rat Ogre, a Snow Troll and an Orc Blitzer), badly hurt five others (a Chameleon Skink, a Hobgoblin, a Chaos Dwarf, a Beastman and a Gutter Runner), and gouged the eye out of a Skaven Lineman. His first kill came in game 47 during a block on a Wood Elf Lineman. It looked like he had also broken a strong Norse Lineman's neck, but his apothecary quickly healed him. His 2nd kill came in game 57, when blocking a Thrall.

He has been fouled seven times and KO'd out four times, (once by a Beastman, once by a Chaos Warrior, once by Bryce the Slice and once by Nobbla Blackwart). A Dark Elf Blitzer, a Bloater, a Rotter and a Saurus each badly hurt him (so did falling over whilst trying to go for it), a Chaos Dwarf's block strained his groin, and an Orc Blitzer smashed his hand, but his worst injury came at the hands of the crowd. He's twice been pushed into the crowd, but the game 4 (Human) crowd seemed to be getting too violent with him (after he had pushed one of the Human Linemen in there himself). It was feared that he was going to be killed, but swift intervention by the coaching staff and the apothecary meant he only had his arm fractured. A similar situation appeared in game 35 at the hands of a Chaos Warrior, but again it wasn't as bad as originally thought, and he was only badly hurt.

Marek has made the following highlight plays:

Game 7 - chases the ball carrier down and knocks her down in her own endzone

Game 10 - dodges to get in the face of the ball carrier

Game 11 - dodges to blitz the ball-carrying skink

Game 29 - dodges through and then out of a Saurus' tackle zone to stand in the face of the ball-carrying Saurus

Game 39 - saw him make the negative highlight reel as he blew a coverage assignment - should have supported Bartosz, which then let the Wood Elves through to score. Although it is likely they would have found another way to score, it wasn't expected that a player of his experience would make such a mistake.

Ludwik
#4
Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
12
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
n, m
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Name: Ludwik Obrzut
Age: 146 years
Height: 4'1
Weight: 200 lbs
Hair Colour: Red
Occupation: Blacksmith
Birth Place: Barak Varr
Fun Fact: Likes sleeping in trees

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Joined the team after game 56, when Andrzej and Radomir retired due to injuries.

Started 2 games offensively and 2 games defensively, appearing in 32 turns.

He has used 3 rerolls (2 for blocking), and has made 1 of 1 GFI attempts and 0 of 1 dodging attempts.

He has been knocked out by an Orc Blitzer.
 
Benedykt
#6
Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
27
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
Name: Benedykt Rusek
Age: 101 years
Height: 4'6
Weight: 206 lbs
Hair Colour: Brown
Occupation: Boatman
Birth Place: Castle Parravon (Bretonnia)
Fun Fact: Is a very proficient herbalist

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Signed with the team following the game 51 win over Chaos - the first game in a while where the team had won and suffered no longstanding injuries.

He has started 7 games both offensively and defensively, and appeared in 113 turns.

He has used 5 rerolls (4 for blocking). He has made 5 of 7 GFI attempts and 3 of 5 dodging attempts.

He's been fouled twice by Norse Linemen, knocked out 3 players and has smashed the hip of a Norse Lineman.
Gwalbert
#7
Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
26
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Dodge
Name: Gwalbert Raczkiewicz
Age: 84 years
Height: 4'0
Weight: 182 lbs
Hair Colour: Black
Occupation: Shepherd
Birth Place: Nuln
Fun Fact: Was raised as a pacifist

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Signed with the team following game 50.

Had a good first game with the team, making 7 blocks with 2 casualties and the MVP.

He has started 8 times, both offensively and defensively, appearing in 123 turns.

He has used 3 rerolls (1 for blocking). He's made 9 of 13 dodge attempts and 12 of 14 GFI attempts.

He has badly hurt 2 Beastmen (one of which seemed to have had a smashed hip at first).

Strangely, he was pushed in to the crowd in consecutive games (57 and 58). He has also been fouled by a Rotter.

In game 52 he dodged away from an opponent to blitz and knock down the ball carrier. Unfortunately this did nothing to change the course of the game as the team still ended up losing.
 
Krzysztof
#8
Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Name: Krzysztof Tencza (Sir)
Age: 156 years
Height: 3'10
Weight: 188 lbs
Hair Colour: Golden
Occupation: Knight
Birth Place: Altdorf
Fun Fact: He's a recovering alcoholic, helped by playing Bloodbowl

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Joined the team after game 58.
Augustyn
#9
Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
3
B
45
P
0
F
0
G
16
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
Name: Augustyn Matulewicz
Age: 104 years
Height: 4'2
Weight: 212 lbs
Hair Colour: Brown
Occupation: Bodyguard
Birth Place: Zhufbar
Fun Fact: Loves keeping small furries as pets

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Joined after game 43. He's started offensively 14 times and defensively 15 times, appearing in 219 turns.

He is 0 of 4 for catch attempts (bouncing balls), 1 of 2 for pick ups, 17 of 17 for GFIs, 5 of 8 for dodging and has used 8 rerolls (4 for blocking).

He's been pushed into the crowd once, by a group of Orc Blitzers, but luckily for him the crowd that day seemed a friendly bunch. He's been fouled twice by a Hobgoblin and 3 times by an Orc Lineman, knocked out three times (once by failing to dodge...) and badly hurt once (by a Saurus).

He has knocked out one player (a Wood Elf Lineman) and smashed the hand of a Wood Elf Lineman.
 
Norbert
#10
Runner
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
12
B
2
P
5
F
0
G
5
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Sure Hands
Thick Skull
Dodge
Name: Norbert Drabek
Age: 61 years
Height: 4'1
Weight: 218 lbs
Hair Colour: Golden
Occupation: Miller
Birth Place: Castle Parravon (Bretonnia)
Fun Fact: Collects belts

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Joined after game 54.

He has started 4 games offensively and 4 defensively, appearing in 66 turns.

He has made 7 of 7 dodge attempts, 4 of 4 GFI attempts, 5 of 5 pick up attempts, 2 of 3 catch attempts, and has attempted 3 passes, which were all on target. He's used 1 reroll for dodging.

He also knocked out a Skink when blitzing him to free the ball up for Adam to hail mary it downfield to Jerzy for the score.

Game 56 saw him display a lack of awareness, as on the final turn of the game with the opponent nearing the end zone for the winning score, he dodged out and ran towards them, but didn't put in the extra effort to actually get there and potentially force a mis-hit or a dodge.
Adam
#11
Runner
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
416
B
25
P
71
F
1
G
44
Cp
21
In
0
Cs
0
Td
13
Mvp
4
GPP
80
XPP
0
SPP
80
Injuries
-av
Skills
Sure Hands
Thick Skull
+AG
Block
Hail Mary Pass
Stand Firm
Tackle
Name: Adam Pogorzelski
Age: 192 years
Height: 3'8
Weight: 160 lbs
Hair Colour: Brown
Occupation: Fisherman
Birth Place: Marienburg
Fun Fact: Is a vegetarian

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Signed with the team for game 14, and was a healthy scratch from game 17.

He has started 40 of the 43 games offensively, and has mainly been the kick returner - apart from twice lining up out wide. He's only appeared defensively 18 times. He has been on the field for 446 turns.

He's made 57 of 62 dodges, 72 of 77 GFIs, 70 of 72 pick-up attempts, 19 of 26 catches, and attempted 45 passes - fumbling 3 and missing 2, with 14 hail marys. He's used 37 rerolls - with 9 for passing and 16 for dodging.

His enhanced agility quickly became apparent, but until lately it seems the coaches had yet to figure out how best to use him to his maximum potential. Rather than getting him to throw it to blitzers for the score, they just let him keep it and score himself.

He has: been fouled by a Skink and a Hobgoblin; fouled a Chaos Dwarf; pushed a Rotter off the pitch; been knocked out twice by Beastman and once by the crowd, and has knocked himself out attempting to dodge. He has been badly hurt once, by an Orc Blitzer. In game 23 he suffered a fractured skull at the hands of a Beastman, which will likely cause him to need to not wear a helmet in future. For this reason, the team signed another Runner, Jakub - who happened to be killed in the game Adam returned from injury. Since then, his jaw has also been broken (by a Dark Elf Blitzer in game 44) causing him to miss another game.

He threw his first interception in game 29, to a Saurus whilst he was attempting a long pass to Jerzy in the end-zone. His 2nd came to a Black Orc in game 58, when he was targeting Norbert for the score.

He has possibly made the most spectacular play in team history when he took on an assisted ghoul by himself, then dodged away from the remaining opponent, pushed hard to run into the end zone and caught the game-tying TD pass.

In game 27, encircled by Werewolves and a Wight, he dodged into a Zombie's tackle zone, blitzed him, dodged out of another zombie's tackle zone and scored the first of his 2 TDs in the game.

He made a bad mistake in game 28, when he tripped whilst trying to get in the end-zone at the end of the first half, after Jerzy had opened the hole for him and presented as a receiving target. The score would have tied the game, giving the team the advantage to try and win it in the second half.

Game 32 say him make an error of judgement - he didn't need to throw to Jerzy as desperately as he thought he did, as he still had time - although the throw was on target, Jerzy dropped it and the ball was left exposed and soon to be going the other way.

Game 46 saw him 'connect' with Jerzy on 2 hail mary passes to win the game. Whilst most of the work came from Jerzy and the other players involved, he still did his part by standing back and drawing the defence towards him then launching the throws into a good enough spot on the field.

 
Zygmunt
#15
Troll Slayer
MA
5
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
5
B
86
P
0
F
1
G
23
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
4
GPP
24
XPP
0
SPP
24
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dauntless
Frenzy
Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
Tackle
Name: Zygmunt Ziolkowski
Age: 108 years
Height: 4'9
Weight: 228 lbs
Hair Colour: Black
Occupation: Forester
Birth Place: Karak Izor
Fun Fact: Breeds rabbits, to have both pets and snacks

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Joined the team for game 36 and has started 21 games offensively, and 19 defensively. He usually starts at one of the end positions. Has appeared in 271 turns so far.

He is 16 of 17 in terms of GFIs, 1 of 1 for catch attempts, 2 of 5 for dodge attempts and has used 18 rerolls (12 for blocking/dauntless).

He's pushed a Norse Lineman into the crowd, fouled a Werewolf and been fouled numerous times by Rotters, Orc Linemen and Thralls. He's been knocked out three times (by a Wight, an Orc Blitzer and a Golem) and badly hurt five times (by a Chaos Dwarf, a Bull Centaur, a Vampire, an Orc Lineman and a Beastman). So far, he's knocked out one player (a Rotter), fractured the arm of a Chaos Warrior and killed a Rotter.

Game 48 saw him strain his groin whilst falling into the crowd, which made him miss his first game.
Eugeniusz
#16
Troll Slayer
MA
5
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
28
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dauntless
Frenzy
Thick Skull
Name: Eugeniusz Dziuba
Age: 152 years
Height: 4'4
Weight: 230 lbs
Hair Colour: Auburn
Occupation: Rat Catcher
Birth Place: Salzenmund (Nordland)
Fun Fact: He always eats as if it was his last meal

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Signed with the team after game 48, with Zygmunt due to miss the following game.

Has made 8 starts offensively and 9 defensively, appearing in 125 turns.

He has made 4 of 6 dodging attempts and 7 of 8 GFI attempts, and has used 6 rerolls (5 for blocking).

Game 49 saw him appear to be killed by a Minotaur, but when the apothecaries saw to him he was only badly hurt. Unfortunately, that same Minotaur later went on to kill the team captain. His ribs were broken by a Pestigor in game 56, causing him to sit out the next game. Game 58 saw him suffer a fractured arm at the hands of a Black Orc, which kept him out of the next game.

He has knocked out a Tomb Guardian and a Chaos Dwarf, and having been fouled twice by Skeleton Linemen, was also knocked out by one.