Unluckiest coach in whole of FUMBBL!

Plenty of kicks give touchbacks and I'm starting a tally of my NI rolls.
Failed NI: 185/809
Matches failing 0 NI rolls: 129/259

Matches in a row suffering one or more Cas or KO in the 1st turn: Current streak 5, longest streak ever 19
So far (suffered cas/KO in 1st turn vs didn't): 186 vs 83

Starting another tally of successful/failed rolls (from match 626 onwards):
KO rolls: 329/740
Apothecary: 53/66
Regenerate: 48/128

Fouls (sent off)
Got ref: 12
6+: 12/64
4+: 5/8
Cas:
12/84 (+10) (10 KO, 5 BH, 6 SI (2x miss, 2x NI, 1x -1ST), 2 Killed)

Opponent's fouls:
Sent off:
Got ref: 13
6+: 9/95
4+: 22/57
Cas:
48(+35)/165 (33 KO, 19 BH, 19 SI (11 miss, 1 -M, 2 -AG, 5 NI (2 failed apoth, 2 failed regeneration)) 9 Killed (3 failed apoth, 3 failed regeneration, 1 no apoth availabe any more))

Stopped these stats after new overhaul of FUMBBL.

And thus top whiner as well. Dice will go against me and whine I will. If they go against you, whine I may still.

1st game under FFB in 02/03/2011
Above statistics only cover matches under LBR4 (and just LBR4).

I really don't like handing out handicaps, as most of my teams have nigglers and my opponents have a knack of rolling virus. Which is the most broken handicap and should be changed or banned.

If dice are not going incredibly against me, probably you've caught me in the exception that proves the rule!

Also, I never like when my players get niggled or killed during a game, nor do I enjoy doing it to my opponents. So, I'll always say "sorry" for injuries and deaths I cause.

One final though, if you're thinking about hiring a star player, please let me know beforehand, when discussing which teams. I will do the same.

Winning Streak 2006-11-15 Won 10 matches in a row for the first time.
Also 13th win in a row, 2008-02-13.

Before changes of March 2007:
Top Coach Rank, 175.32, 2006-11-22
Top Coach Standing 75, 2006-11-28

After changes of March 2007:
Top Coach Rank, 171.43, 2007-10-20
Top Coach Standing 93, 2007-03-05

After changes of October 2007:
Top Coach Rank, 173.69, 2007-12-09
Top Coach Standing 81, 2007-12-09

On 14th August 2008: 190.57

After changes of August 2008:
Top Coach Rank, 169.58, 2008-08-15
Top Coach Standing 91, 2007-08-15

Since March 2011:
Top Coach Rank, 174.67, 2011-04-09
Top Coach Standing 37, 2011-04-09

Ranking development: http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coach&op=development&coach=29938

Funniest game:
An opponent challenges me with the sole purpose of trying to cause as much damage and retire my team...
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1306647

Worst/unluckiest games:
This is the one: http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=195025
A few more contests here:
Best player dead, second best player niggled, out of 7 cas (vs 0), 30 out of 93 rolls came up as a 1. And that was just the begining.
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1709357
Oh, game was reloaded. Luck was 43/72 and the 51/63 is for the last 4 turns only.
Above match just got dethroned by this jewel. Most brutal first half I've ever seen:
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1750867
Hmmm... Talking about dead players... 4 here and 3 more on the previous match:
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1968385
What a debut for a team:
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2003532
Nice, as 1s are rolled for more than half the d6 rolls in overtime:
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2307437

This is a unluckiest game/luckiest opponent combo... As was the game before this one:
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2613239

Luckiest opponent:
Without a doubt... That's right. 86% luck by match end. No reloads. Priceless.
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1967794
This one a pretty good conteder too for that spot:
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1996950
New contender:
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2214959

A few gems here. From injury time to score, to perfect bounces all match long to perfect kick on the last turn. It's all there.
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1781486
Also: http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1950254
And also: http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2968616

Since rules change (03/2011):
Unluckiest game
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=3134603
Surpassed by a BB match...

Which makes me start a whole new series of statistics (black box games):
Failed RS rolls (2+)(4+) (28/142)(16/22)
Opponent failed FA rolls (43/277)
Regenerate rolls (17/45)
TOs (190/379)
KO rolls (68/183)

Amusing conversations on IRC:

<spiro> but my zons will dead another time ;D
<Bluedeathstrike> Sure. Another time then.
<spiro> but not against u ;D
<Bluedeathstrike> Oh? You have a problem playing against me?
<spiro> no ;D
<spiro> but i fear u ;D

BLACK LIST

BiggieB
Jazzman
M'Kari
Charles
bumbler
Coriolan
shadow46x2
Topper28

If you're not on this list or on the (White/)Black list, you're a good player and I'd play you again anytime.

How to solve the 2 footballs issue:
> reload with .inc
> sync
> end the turn
> reload again with .dat
> problem solved
> you just can't move the ball carrier before you reload with .dat due to the two ball issue caused by the sync

Direct link?
http://whatismyip.com/