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Dansc
Last seen 14 years ago
Overall
Rookie
Overall
Record
0/0/0
Win Percentage
n/a
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I am a Finn. Beware.

<b><i>I will:</b></i>
- foul.
- crowdsurf.
- stall.
- always play to win. Breeding is secondary.
- do everything I can to win, even if that means crazy last ditch efforts to stop the td.
- whine about bad luck.

<b><i>I will not:</b></i>
- abuse the rules (OFAB td, anyone?).
- claim to be the superior player when I just got lucky.
- whine about fouling, stalling or crowdsurfing.
- take the game personally. It really is just a game.

<b><i>I like:</b></i>
- winning.
- elves.
- werewolves. (<b>wloff! &lt;3</b>)
- causing casualties.
- killing nasty players.
- wacky elfball moves when they pay off.
- LRB5.
- spectators.

<b><i>I don't like:</i></b>
- losing.
- orcs.
- dwarves.
- being diceraped.
- diceraping my opponent.
- ageing.
- when my favorite player dies.

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Matches to remember:
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1685663">Nice and bloody, and probably my record worst luck% difference at the end of the match</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1901489">Nuffle helped my zons own a freaky strong orc team in second round of Fumbbl Cup VI</a>

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&lt;blu&gt; this is going to be bloody
&lt;Dansc&gt; hopefully ;)
&lt;Dansc&gt; bloody is fun
&lt;blu&gt; what have i got myself into.

[21.18.51] &lt;Halfin&gt; hi
[21.18.52] &lt;Halfin&gt; ur high elf
[21.18.54] &lt;Halfin&gt; vs my wood elf
[21.18.54] &lt;Halfin&gt; nw
[21.18.55] &lt;Halfin&gt; new
[21.19.40] &lt;Dansc&gt; No thanks
[21.21.24] &lt;Halfin&gt; :SD:
[21.21.24] &lt;Halfin&gt; safslfg
[21.21.25] &lt;Halfin&gt; agwq
[21.21.25] &lt;Halfin&gt; gwq
[21.21.25] &lt;Halfin&gt; gwq
[21.21.25] &lt;Halfin&gt; g
[21.21.26] &lt;Halfin&gt; a
[21.21.28] &lt;Halfin&gt; gas
[21.21.30] &lt;Halfin&gt; gsa
[21.21.32] &lt;Halfin&gt; g
[21.21.34] &lt;Halfin&gt; SAD
[21.21.36] &lt;Halfin&gt; GO
[21.21.40] &lt;Dansc&gt; Wtf
[21.21.40] &lt;Halfin&gt; FIND HALFINGS
[21.21.43] &lt;Halfin&gt; :-)
[21.21.44] &lt;Dansc&gt; Is
[21.21.46] &lt;Dansc&gt; Your
[21.21.48] &lt;Dansc&gt; Problem?
[21.21.48] &lt;Dansc&gt; :P
[21.21.50] &lt;Halfin&gt; :D
[21.22.00] &lt;Halfin&gt; av8 vs av7
[21.22.02] &lt;Halfin&gt; and u run
[21.22.03] &lt;Halfin&gt; lol
[21.22.08] &lt;Dansc&gt; -_-
[21.22.10] &lt;Halfin&gt; what is next?
[21.22.14] &lt;Halfin&gt; :S
[21.22.15] &lt;Dansc&gt; Maybe I don't want to play elfbowl?
[21.22.19] &lt;Halfin&gt; bah
[21.22.20] &lt;Halfin&gt; its ok
[21.22.21] &lt;Halfin&gt; go
[21.22.24] &lt;Halfin&gt; bye

[15.45.57] &lt;j0de&gt; vastustaja tyri ja makso siitä
[15.46.51] &lt;j0de&gt; ellei sit vetäse jotain 4+ nostoo
[15.46.55] &lt;j0de&gt; ja powaa parii gutterii
[15.47.23] &lt;j0de&gt; ...
[15.47.28] &lt;j0de&gt; pow gutteriin ja 4+ nosto
Quick Stats
Location
Helsinki, Finland
Timezone
Europe/Stockholm (UTC+2:00)
Member since
June 13, 2004
Game Statistics
Coach Rating0
Coach StandingN/A
Ranked Games Played
Active Teams18
Retired Teams25
Total Record195/80/101
Win Percentage63%
Team Averages
Number of Games8.7
TDs Scored Per Game1.7
TDs Allowed Per Game1.2
Cas. Inflicted Per Game2
Cas. Taken Per Game2.2
Won Tournaments