I was introduced to this fine game in 1997 by Vesto. Starting with Goblins, I rampaged through the local league killing all in my path, starting from the most fragile and expensive players. This was before Sigurd's injury table, so body count was extremely high. And boy, was it fun. I still enjoy murdering players and making kids and sensitive adults cry, but have strayed towards the more runny-throwy-dodgy teams as years have passed.

Yes, I will stall if it suits me.
Yes, I will foul if I'm in the mood.
Yes, I will crowd-push if you're dumb enough to beg for it.

Or possibly not.