Just some things that you should know before playing me:

1) I'm an adult. I've got no interest in making enemies. I'd like to find some decent people on here to play consistently. This is a game and it's fun and sometimes you get lucky and sometimes you don't.

2) I don't always play fast. Sometimes I take the full 4 minutes. I do have turns that are over in 1-2 minutes as well. Especially when I fail die rolls. :)

3) I've got no interest in killing your team. I do however have some bashy teams that need to clear the field to score but... if I get an injury, I'm going to root for a badly hurt over a kill for your guys. I don't need to kill you, I'm not out for that!

4) I'll foul sometimes, but only if it makes sense for the game. I don't care about your next game, and I'm not going to try to cripple you... but if a foul makes sense, I may try it. BUT, I probably won't foul in the last part of the 2nd half, and I'll never foul on the last turn unless the game depends on it... and I don't see that happening.

If you're looking for someone to insult via chat or you're someone who wants to play the 'foul every turn' game with hopes of killing everyone... You'll probably have more fun playing someone else.