Highest CR: 175.58
Highest Coach Rank: 74

^FC bug <3


<PeteW> Killy>Synn

<paulhicks> nah, shadow porn is where there is a nakkid woman tired to a bed and shadow argues with her for four hours :-)

"
I think the generator should be changed for the better...

...yes...everytime a dice roll is required:

1 ) the genrator needs to put up a message in Main Chat
2 )then somone does !d6 and we get a number
3 )the coaches present in chat all argue wether this is "truely a random number"
4 ) The findings of the arguement are then applied to the number
5 ) The number is PM'd to Site Admin
6 ) Site Admin then check to see if it complies with the rules and that the aforementioned arguement was valid
7 ) Site Admin then PM the result to the Dpt for Ethics and Morality (manned up by Chewie and Aastarel) to make sure that there is no foul language or any suggestiveness
8 ) The Dpt for Ethics and Morality then PM the number to the Dpt for ConSPIROsies(manned up by Spiro) the number is scrutinised for signs of the Admin Client interfering
9 ) The Dpt for ConSPIROsies then PM's the approved number to BowlBot
10 ) BowlBot then sends the number to the JavaBB client for use
11 ) The action is taken in the game "

--Russo


The Infamous "Coaches to beat" list


Billbrasky
Brownrob
Cris
Manbush
Meech
Mezir
Mistermurphy
Naama
Nuwanda
Nyberg
Pac
Peke
PeteW
Pizzamogul
Shadow46x2
Synn
Texan
Torsoboy
Tymless
Wuhan


Coaches to beat alumni

Dreadclaw 1-0
DeckerCKY 2-0 AND <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=984307> 4-1 </a>
<i>Gus</i> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1815511>1-0</a>
<i>Gunslinger</i> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1819382> 2-0</a>
<i>Kingwiththeax</i> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1819382> 2-1</a>
<i>PurpleChest</i>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1961643>1-0</a>
<b><i>Ro</b></i> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1532274>1-0</a> AND <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1769278> 2-0</a>
<i>Trog <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2004990>2-1</a></i>
<i>Kwek</i> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2377078>2-0</a>
<i>paulhicks</i> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2507112>2-0</a>
<i>Plorg</i> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2441746>2-0</a> win #100 for me
<i>TheSpoonyBard</i> <url=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=421313> 2-1 </url>
shadow46x22-0
Last updated: Jan 7 13

Ro|Ja|makin> ok elf vs chaos
<Ro|Ja|makin> pray for me
<TheSpoonyBard> no
<TheSpoonyBard> I refuse
<Ro|Ja|makin> plz
<Dreadclaw> I don't pray
<Ro|Ja|makin> well get here throw rock and gtr for me then
<TheSpoonyBard> that I may be able to do
<Kill-kill> god, if there is a god, please allow ro to win his game against the opposing chaos. feel free to maul his team in the process, even if it means you can't let him win. Amen
<Dreadclaw> Dear god, please kill all ro's players, but give him a 2-1 win.
<Dreadclaw> Thank you.
<TheSpoonyBard> god, if there is a god, you're a total fuckup, so I don't know why people count on you for anything
<TheSpoonyBard> amen
<Ro|Ja|makin> O_O thanks bastards
<Dreadclaw> Np Ro
<TheSpoonyBard> any time
<Kill-kill> no worries

<Tor_Alkir> this is like golf, looks like fun but it dries up your nerves

<shadow46x2-pro> the long bomb was killy's way of saying "i own you"

deckerCKY> can't you bash a 10 man human team?
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* pizzamogul wants to destroy something beautiful
<Ro> O_o
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* Ro offers his khem team
<Ro> :D
<pizzamogul> O.o
<Ro> it will be bloody
<Ro> and smashy
<Ro> :D
<deckerCKY> o.O

SillySod> Ameranth.... the fact that the girls are 18 is fine
* Ameranth is getting bitter with age
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<SillySod> the fact that you get fired if you date them is not
<Ameranth> not really... at some point in your mid-20's, you realize that 18 year olds just cant talk intelligently
<SillySod> that and the fact that it'd be stealing from me
<SillySod> ah
<Ameranth> not long after that, they start looking like children... perceptions change with age
<SillySod> a few can... unfortunately mostly they can choose intelligently too
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<SillySod> though it dosent always seem that way
* SillySod is bitter even without age
<SillySod> :{D
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* Ameranth adds sugar to sod
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<Ameranth> several litres worth...
<Ameranth> rectally...
<BowlBot> *** Mort's Legion 1 vs 2 Knights Of Knee ***
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<BowlBot> *** Khorne's Scorn 0 vs 3 Synnful Sprinting Spirits ***
<Ameranth> i can see the confusion from the detectives now, as theyre called to investigate a corpse that looks like an overstuffed pixie stick :D


<PolarFox> this team attracts GTR like spoony attracts syphilis

05:53] <;@Gus> I take, Killys toys for 600
<Gus> [05:54] <;@Kingwiththeax> "A man, some would say he is half man, half vegetable!
<Gus> [05:55] <;@Gus> *sigh* another easy one
<Gus> [05:55] <;@Gus> What is his inflatable Spoony sexdoll
<Gus> [05:57] <;@Kingwiththeax> sorry thats incorrect, Eagle?
<Gus> [05:59] <;@Kingwiththeax> times up. Answer is Mr. Potato Head
<Gus> [05:59] <;@Gus> awwww
<Gus> [05:59] <;@Gus> But Spoony is half vegetable!
<Gus> [06:00] <;@Kingwiththeax> Judges?
<Gus> [06:00] <;@Kingwiththeax> That answer is considered acceptable
<Gus> [06:00] <;@Gus> YEY!
<Gus> [06:00] <;@Gus> $1000 so far
<Gus> [06:01] <;@Gus> Killys relatives for 1000
<Gus> [06:02] <;@Kingwiththeax> The answer is "A woman of the night, for $10 she will make you holler."
<Gus> [06:03] <;@Gus> What is ....
<Gus> [06:03] <;@Gus> what is.....
<Gus> [06:03] <;@Gus> Killy with makeup!
<Gus> [06:04] <;@Kingwiththeax> no im sorry that is incorrect, well at least i hope it is
<Gus> [06:05] <;@Kingwiththeax> the correct answer is Who is Killys girlfriend? or Who is Killys sister?" would have been acceptable since they are both the same person

Ro|fruFru> this is like shooting fish in a barrel with a howetzer

[04:10] <;@Kill-kill> why is ro protected?
<Gus> [04:13] <;@Gus> oh, and KK: Because he has to be it sometime in his life!

PolarFox> abom... hmm.. orc stripper, you say?
<SillySod> I still love Cycos orc
<Ameranth> well it beats fling strippers... they dont take cash, so after theyve stuffed the first few cupcakes in the g-string it just looks wrong
<SergeiBautin> lol
<Ulrik-onFumbbl> rofl

torsoboy> buff orcs looking for inexperienced elves for a one night interracial

Ro> please kill those chaos for me
<Ro> kill them dead
<Ro> make them kill-killed

paulhicks> i miss spiro :(
<KingWTA-rookie> wonder what happened to him
<KhorneliusPraxx> I don't
<spacebobo> killed in an avalanche
<paulhicks> lol

PeteW|away> sex for fun is good too

<ShadowofVT> I have to say that was just the loudest I've ever laughed playing BB

<Leijonet> But sometimes you get the beer, and sometimes the beer gets you :)

Synn> move the ball first
<Synn> then kill everything

Ro> im gonna put my cock so far up his ass i ll blow my load out his nose

<ruoste> cant foul on blitz btw :P
Select an action for Chicken
Normal move selected.
Move ended for Chicken
Select an action for Oscar
<Stonetroll10> no don't tell him :()
Select an action for Oscar
<ruoste> did you say something on the main about fucking up your defense when trying a gangfoul?
<Kill-Kill11> /n00b
<albator2001> shit i cant use my dirty player
<Kill-Kill11> lmao
<ruoste> well, i tell you something, this is it :P

paulhicks> i have a spare set of balls i could lend you for a bit if it would help Albator2001 :)

<Kill-Kill> troll angry
<blu> Troll stoopid
(player moves into contact with troll)
<Kill-Kill> TROLL ANGRY
[Game Saved]
Select an action for Tiny III
Teammate helps REALLY STUPID player.
(1) REALLY STUPID roll fails!
Move ended for Tiny III
Blitz action used.
<Kill-Kill> ok, maybe you were right

Kill-kill> i want a dless ogre
<SillyAway> you cant
<Ro> i multi blitzed 2 ogres last game
<Junior84> i want a leaping n-beast
* CrazyCanuck gives kill-kill his ex wife
<CrazyCanuck> There
<CrazyCanuck> now you have one

SneakyFox> you will be an altar boy and you will like it

<Kill-Kill> foul it anyway
Move ended for Cultist of the Damned
Select an action for Shub-Nigurrath
<Kill-Kill> it deserves to die
Foul selected.
Shub-Nigurrath fouls Shadow. (5, 2) +6
(5, 5) + 0, 6: Shadow has been KILLED!!
The ref looks the other way!
<Kill-Kill> \o/

Ulm> I could probably do a vet
<StrawberryKiss|Pro> could do vet too
<Ulm|vet> I could do a regular doctor too, if she was hawt
<johan> But not a pro?
<Ulm|vet> Not a pro, no
<lolvenom> what if she was a leg?
<Ulm|vet> My only smackable team would have 1 too much in TR, even after sacking my mng, duming all my cash and firing all the ass coaches
<Ulm|vet> I like them leggy, but it would depend on her jubblies
<Ulm|vet> Let's be fair, in the end, it often comes down to the jubblies
<lolvenom> luvley jubly
<Ulm|vet> Not too much into the exp ones either
<Ulm|vet> They're usually wrinkly
<lolvenom> let me guess, rookies don't do it for you either?
<Ulm|vet> Feels like I'm smacking with a prune
<Ulm|vet> Rookies are so-so
<Ulm|vet> Gotta be careful tho
<Ulm|vet> Sometimes, you misjudge TR and end up with Wasn't Me
<Ulm|vet> Or even worse, you wake up next morning with Virus
<lolvenom> I like the ones that claim to be rookies but have gone at it a few times before
<Chainsaw> i like those that have retired a few times
<Chainsaw> bit of good experience
<Ulm|vet> Gotta say though, nothing beats a dirty player
<Ulm|vet> I'd totally be up for gangfouling with that

Freppa> sigh
<Freppa> my oppo just rolled a 5+ and perfect scatter for his score
<Freppa> i rolled snakes to prevent it the round after
<Freppa> that feels unfair
<Freppa> and the fact that ron jeremy gets to shag hotter chicks than me
<Freppa> in kinda the same way too

Ameranth> is it a good idea for ro to be playing khem?
<Plorg> why not
<Ameranth> think about it... hes the one daddy we dont want anywhere near a team with 4 mommies!
<Ameranth> Bawd-ump pah, Ching!
<Ro> O_o
<Ameranth> Thank you, thank you. We're here all week. Try the veal.
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<Kill-kill> .....
<Kill-kill> bio'f
<Ameranth> the pun was so awful it drove him offline :D

Astarael> http://bp0.blogger.com/_VZ8ehfHIGG4/Rw5Dv5Y5KLI/AAAAAAAAARw/UxJ1J3ZIFq0/s1600-h/FuckingRetard_anonib.jpg
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<Astarael> Oh.. I should check the file name next time
<pred_dachande> LOL
<Kill-kill> :-p

Catatonic_Catalyst wrote:
People around here are so fast to crucify people for not sharing their opinion.
I was merely pointing that out.

Optihut wrote:
Jesus has been offline for 153 weeks... Probably after disagreeing with shadow.


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