Wadehek = What The Heck! But then with a dutch accent.

If you think I am playing Bloodbowl to win, you are dead wrong.
I play because I like to develop teams and that is it.
I have a few rather deadly(i.e. for me),
but straightforward ways to develop my teams
and if you see me play anything else then Elves,
it is only because I want to see how the game works with those teams.
Elves are my love, life and probably will be my dead too.
Sidestep should be my name, because it's definetly my favorite skill. But then I kill my players for it.

I will never say I am a good player, because I don't think I am.
Luck will decide if I win and if I win, you will tell me I was lucky.
If I foul I just remembered that it is a way to have something to do.
I might decide that blocking someone to let him fall is very bad for his health and let him stand, but that is a rare event.
I might smile on the dead of one of my players, but that is an even more rare event.

And just because it's True:

In case you ever run out of gift ideas,
here's a little tip: give me your laugh.
Whether it's mischievous, tender, loud, or quiet,
simply give me a laugh from your heart.
Your laughter brings me never-ending joy.

- Helmut Walch