Esst keine Hamster!
Don't eat hamsters!

Reasonable offers for my Undead are always welcome. ;-)

Me: Hello I'd like a birthdaycake. It needs to have chocolate cream filling and on the top pink frosting, many hearts and stars. Can you do that?
Bakery: Sure that's no problem. Should we also write your daughters name on it?
Me: Oh. Well I don't have a daughter. It's supposed to be my birthdaycake.
Bakery: Oh ... ... ... ... Well it will be done by tomorrow morning.

Ah I liked that cake :-) mmmhh




Because nobody will ever read this anyway I've added some very important advice about things you shouldnt do. Never.

Dont: Show your mother your Kirara or Goldenboy collection.
Dont: Never tell any girl (Friend, Sister, ...) your laptop password.
Dont: Never show the things you read to your classmates or talk about the games you play. (Especially the Hentaigames on your laptop hehe ;-)
Dont: Never start your laptop at school if you haven't changed the background image. (This is a VERY important one believe me ;-)
Dont: If your asked at school about what you have done during weekend dont say: "Well my Paladin fought some really tall demon together with the entire group. But at the end just as my pal chopped off the demons leg, stupid Caliope NPC finished her spell and got the kill steal on the Demon. Grr evil GM."
Dont: Tell women the truth about what you do in your spare time.
Dont: Watch Sex Demon Queen on your laptop in the train with your headset on. (At next station there might sit an old lady next to you and you might not notice her looking at your screen. That might force you to change your seat to flee from a discussion)

The are a lot more Donts but I cant think of them at the moment. I might add more in the future.

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How to solve the 'two-ball' client bug
> reload with .inc
> sync
> end the turn
> reload again with .dat
> problem solved
> you just can't move the ball carrier before you reload with .dat due to the two ball issue caused by the sync