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def909
Last seen 12 years ago
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About
I used to care about my teams and did silly things like refusing to play teams with a DP... but no more! After playing stunty for a while I can laugh now when my players die, and enjoy games against coaches who feel the same. Bring it on! If you whine overly in a game, I might be more inclined to foul you than if you just share a laugh with me when our players die.
You can foul, crowdpush and stall as much as you want, but please don´t whine if I do the same. That said, I usually don´t go overboard trying to destroy your team, but may use any of those tactics to win a game if necessary.
Update 2009: I´m no longer a nice guy on the pitch. I am now a fouling, crowdpushing bastard until T16. Think PaulHicks with an intention to win the game.

Crowdsurfing is the funniest feature of the game, especially if it is a sidestepper, so be warned! ;)

What my stats would be if I were a BB player:
7 3 4 7 Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Thick Skull, Jump Up

<b>Nice guys to play against:</b>

Kahvie (great sport, challenged my orcs with his woodies for a recovery game for heavens sake - and won, of course)
Jokaero
Alabaster
Arcon
p4m
f0rd (one of the best players out there imho, the game against him was one of the best I´ve ever played)
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coachinfo&coach=6604">Cyco</a> (coolest bio-pic ever) ;)
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coachinfo&coach=13020">PaulHicks</a> (plays BB the way it´s supposed to be played - dirty! <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1591492">10cas</a> against my skaven - 4:1 for me though) great sport!, hope to play him again)

plus many many others whose names I just forgot. You know who you are...

Greetings to the Mainz Posse: Fritti, keinplan007, Neustadtassi, JohnSinclair

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<A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coach&op=development&coach=26116">CR graph</A>

Now I finally have an excuse for spending so much time here... you can actually learn languages while playing here!
<def909> i see
<Anumael> They go to Albacete
<def909> i really want to learn more spanish
<def909> but like you i don´t have much time
<def909> and i´m also learning thai at the moment
<def909> that´s so difficult
<Anumael> Of course, they use other alphabet
<def909> yes, its very difficult
<Anumael> And their grammar shall be more complicates
<def909> also speaking
<def909> but grammar is very easy (at least)
<Anumael> I thinked grammar in orient countries was more difficult
<def909> maybe some of the other languages, but thai grammar is very easy
<def909> they don´t have things like different tenses
<Anumael> no?
<def909> not "i play" "i played yesterday" i will play tomorrow"
<def909> but "i play" "i play yesterday" "i play tomorrow"
<def909> very easy
<def909> but everything else is difficult :(
<Anumael> Yes it?s true
<Anumael> Finally learn languages is something difficult
<def909> yeah, but its nice to speak the language when you go to another country
<Anumael> It?s cool
<def909> when i go to another country, i always learn at least some words
<def909> like "please" "thanks" "excuse me"
<def909> and more of course
<Anumael> necessary words
<def909> yup
<def909> but many tourists don´t even do that
<def909> i´ve seen german tourists in mallorca on tv
<def909> terrible
<Anumael> Uff, I don?t have seen germans, i have see english
<def909> some english tourists drink a lot :P
<Anumael> hahahaha
<def909> but also germans, so i shouldn´t say that
<def909> ;)
<def909> but when i was in vigo for 6 weeks...
<def909> hostia, the spanish also drink a lot
<def909> :P
<def909> i had to drink every night
<Anumael> I know spanish turist are very rude
<Anumael> hostia? hahahaha
<def909> really? all spanish tourists i have met here were very friendly
<def909> hehe, i learned many swear-words from my spanish friend
<def909> de puta madre
<Anumael> Si, hay de todo
<def909> me cago a la leche
<Anumael> hahahaa
<Anumael> Me cago en la leche
<def909> ;)
<def909> oops
<Anumael> In german?
<def909> no me hodas
<def909> me cago en la leche in german?
<Anumael> No, hombre, no me jodas
<Anumael> For example
<Anumael> or de puta madre
<def909> hmm... maybe "ich scheiss drauf" (means "i shit on it"
<Anumael> scheiss is cagar?
<def909> el perro de san pedro no tienes rabo porque ramon ramirez hmm don´t know the end of this
<def909> si
<Anumael> el perro de san pedro no tiene rabo porque ramon ramirez se lo ha cortado
<def909> scheissen is cagar, scheiss is cago
<def909> ah yes, that´s it
<def909> my friend taught me that 12 years ago
<def909> so i didn´t remeber it all
<Anumael> How do you say in german hijo de puta?
<def909> hurensohn
<def909> hure = puta
<Anumael> cool
<def909> sohn = hijo
<def909> what else do i know... conjo
<Anumael> conjo?
<Anumael> do you want cojones?
<def909> hehe
<Anumael> hahahaahah
<def909> hmm... i gorgot a lot of it already...
<def909> *forgot
<def909> maricón, is it written like that?
<Anumael> Maricon
<Anumael> In german?
<def909> hmm... "schwul" is homosexual
<def909> as a swearword, maybe "schwule sau"
<Anumael> but as offensive word?
<def909> homosexual pig
<def909> :P
<def909> i like spanish swearwords
<Anumael> hahaah
<def909> it´s a good language to say bad things :P
<Anumael> well i don?t hear swearwords in german
<Anumael> hahahaa
<Anumael> it?s true, there are a lot of swearwords
<def909> i mean "me cago en la leche" it´s damn funny
<Anumael> hahaah
<def909> only the spanish have expressions like that... i love it
<Anumael> Me cago en la leche is a ligth swearword
<def909> most german swearwords are boring, like "arschloch" (asshole)
<def909> and the worst? hijo de puta?
<Anumael> I know this german word
<def909> it´s very bad here
<Anumael> no, Me cago en tus muertos
<def909> ouch
<def909> that´s heavy
<def909> ;)
<Anumael> ya
<def909> "i shit on your dead (relatives"" right?
<Anumael> o me he follado a tu madre
<Anumael> Yes, the translation is correct
<def909> follado = fucking?
<Anumael> yes
<def909> so "i fucked your mother"?
<def909> we have that too
<Anumael> more completely me follo a tu puta madre
<def909> woa
<def909> wait, i have to take notes :P
<Anumael> hahahahahahaah
<Anumael> I too
<def909> i think i will copy this chat and put it on my profile here :P
<Anumael> hahahaha
<def909> and the headline: learning languages on fumbbl
<Anumael> hahahahaha
<def909> :P
<def909> maybe we can start a thread in the forum and anybody can post the best/hardest swearwords in their language :P
<Anumael> I can?t imagine that i speak with a german about sweardwords on fumbbl
<def909> me neither
<Anumael> hahaha
<def909> but thats what makes it fun to play here
<def909> sometimes you meet really cool people
<Anumael> it?s true
<def909> i often ask people where they come from, sometimes it´s the start of a nice chat
<Anumael> I too
<def909> sometimes, you find out that the guy you play against is from your country too :P
<Anumael> The other day send to me typical post
<Anumael> Game?
<def909> i always see them too late
<Anumael> Well, the next post was que cojones, partido
<def909> hehe
<Anumael> because he was spanish
<def909> :P
<def909> amigo, tengo que duermo (was that right)
<Anumael> si, yo tambien me voy a dormir
<Anumael> tengo que dormir
<def909> ah of course
<Anumael> I expect see you other day and play the remacht
<def909> tengo mucho sueno
<def909> sure
<def909> rematch whenever you want
<Anumael> hasta luego
<def909> hasta la proxima

1. Fizzle! A flaw renders the rune useless!
2. Rune of Speed. Gain +1 MA and Sprint.
3. Rune of Might. Gain +1 ST.
4. Rune of Dexterity. Gain +1 AG.
5. Rune of Stone. Gain +1 AV and Stand Firm.
6. Rune of Courage. Gain Dauntless and Frenzy.

Note to self: Uberskiller,
Quick Stats
Location
Mainz, Germany
Timezone
Europe/Stockholm (UTC+2:00)
Member since
October 24, 2005
Game Statistics
Coach Rating0
Coach StandingN/A
Ranked Games Played
Active Teams33
Retired Teams25
Total Record395/163/291
Win Percentage56%
Team Averages
Number of Games14.6
TDs Scored Per Game1.4
TDs Allowed Per Game1.2
Cas. Inflicted Per Game2.2
Cas. Taken Per Game2
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