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2008-07-23 22:14:27
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2008-07-23 22:01:29
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2008-07-23 20:15:04
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PIGLINGS (roster + icons)
In order to satisfy their feeding needs, the Chaos dwarf civilization used some dark magical secrets to create a race of slaves whom they could also feast upon. With the aid of centuries of selective breeding, they’ve successfully created a docile and working breed, which could also be slaughtered as livestock. Thus the Piglings were born destined to a life of slavery and to finish their life into the plate of an hungry Chaos Dwarf, all their day upon this earth spent seeing nothing but blood. The lack of respect for life in general led the Chaos Dwarf to feed those creatures with the corpses of their own breed. They also promoted some of them as executioners, working in huge slaughterhouses, killing and cutting by hundreds with chainsaws the corpses of their dead brothers for the appetite of their masters, and even their own.
Years of inner breeding, slavery and cruel abuse have created a race of psychopathic cannibal little daredevils.
It is said they started playing a deranged version of Blood Bowl emulating their masters in the kitchens deep down the dark fortresses of the Chaos dwarves, using the cold corpse of one their dead companion as a ball.
Knowing and accepting their fate from day one they have developed a raging style of Blood Bowl. Flying chainsaw-wielding psychopathic executioners and cannibalism on the field occurring more than often.
Eventually amused by the bloodbaths, the Chaos Dwarfs have let some Piglings create teams and play regular Blood Bowl...


PIGLINGS

PIGLING 0-16 40.000K
6/2/3/7 Thrall, Stunty, Dodge, Right Stuff (A)

Facing a life of slavery and a certain death as a perspective of career, the piglings offered the possibility to play Blood Bowl are too happy to join and don’t ask much of a salary. Hopefully for the coaches as most of them end dead sliced into bloody limbs or into some teamate's stomach from "collaterate damage".

PORKMOTHER 0-2 100.000K
5/5/1/9 Mighty Blow, Throw Team Mate, Really Stupid, Always Hungry, Off for a bite, Pro, Big Guy (S)

Years of inner breeding have created this highly stupid specimen, whose only purpose outside the fields is to breed, on and on... Fed his own children by his cruels masters all her life, this deranged mother just might eat one or two teammate during the game.

PIGLING EXECUTIONNER 0-1 60.000K
6/2/3/7 Chainsaw, Stunty, Dodge, Right Stuff, Off for a Bite. (A)

Those "promoted" piglings whose purpose is to kill and cut the corpses of their brothers with chainsaws all day long just might snap any moment and go back to their slaughterhouse’s habits on the field. Hopefully not when their chainsaw is started…

RAZORPIG 0-3 70.000K
7/2/2/8 Frenzy, Horns, Stunty, Piling On, Wild Animal (G, A)

The razorpig is one of the previous version of the pigling, too savage to be domesticated into slavery, the Chaos Dwarves still have kept some specimen for the spicy taste of their meat. They are relentless and won’t let their target go free until they have finished it.

RR:70.000K
Wizard: YES (same as Chief Halfing).

Seeing the horrible bloody mixture with body parts the Piglings prepare before the match to feast on, the opponents gets sick and depressed and thus lose a RR while they gain one from such a tasty plate!

AND NOW THE DANCING PORKMUTHAZ!!


Thanks to John Mueller's masterpiece OINK for the inspiration!
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