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2009-01-08 01:54:24
51 votes, rating 3
Who Knows What Evil Lurks in the Hearts of Men?
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

The Shadow knows...

Using his ability to cloud mens' minds with fuzzy logic, Shadow scours the FUMBBLscape in search of evil such as:

1) Cockroaches. They are so evil, that nobody should be allowed to type their names. Just seeing their name on their screen will traumatize too many poor FUMBBLers. Don't worry, Shadow will protect you from such malevolent typists.

2) Cocktails. Shadow is no prohibitionist. Feel free to drink your cocktails, but don't dare let anyone on IRC know that you've been doing it. Don't worry, Shadow will punish those who violates the prohibition on the word "cocktails"..

3) More than one thread on the same topic. People will go M-A-D!!! if they are confronted by more than one thread on a similar topic. Don't worry, Shadow will protect you from this evil by locking the thread so your precious mind won't be corrupted.



A completely unrelated tune that Frankenstein just sent me. Enjoy it while you're reading or posting your comment.
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Comments
Posted by paulhicks on 2009-01-08 02:02:52
My anti shadow blog was better ;P
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=blog&coach=13020&op=viewcomments&id=5064
Posted by Meech on 2009-01-08 02:07:01
I lol'd
Posted by SillySod on 2009-01-08 04:04:02
I think that Shadow gets alot of things wrong. This is not one of them. You were very clearly searching for a fight in IRC and its not as if shadow didnt give you a warning before banning you.
Posted by EvolveToAnarchism on 2009-01-08 05:02:03
SillySod he gave me a warning after I made my completely non-offensive comment. There are delays in net traffic. So, it may have appeared that I got his warning before I typed my comment. IN FACT, I did not get it until after I had typed return.

You know what they say about assumptions...
Posted by shadow46x2 on 2009-01-08 05:54:34
[18:48] * EvolveToAnarchism wants to squash Censorbot like a cockroach.
[18:48] * EvolveToAnarchism was kicked by BowlBot (Please mind your language)
[18:48] * EvolveToAnarchism (~joe@CPE0013f7bd7c40-CM0013f7bd7c3c.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #Fumbbl
[18:48] <shadow46x2> evo
[18:48] <shadow46x2> quit trying to trip the bot
[18:48] <Ameranth> just because you have a worse combo name than angiestock...
[18:49] <EvolveToAnarchism> I'm expressing my feelings... I'm not allowed to do that now?
[18:49] <shadow46x2> sure
[18:49] <shadow46x2> but you're not allowed to intentionally trip the bot
[18:49] <EvolveToAnarchism> Cockroach is now a banned word?
[18:49] * EvolveToAnarchism was kicked by BowlBot (Please mind your language)
[18:49] * EvolveToAnarchism (~joe@CPE0013f7bd7c40-CM0013f7bd7c3c.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #Fumbbl
[18:49] <TheSpoonyBard> yes
[18:49] <Synn> even if your feelings suck
[18:49] <Ameranth> remember, the bot kicks anyone who says hitler
[18:49] <SillySod> just treat him to a short sharp shock and show him why there are also mods..
[18:49] <JustSmith> yep EvolveToAnarchism
[18:49] <Ameranth> or not... yay for no more spaces in the kicklist
[18:49] <JustSmith> due to it's frist 4 letters
[18:49] <SillySod> and not just a bot
[18:49] <shadow46x2> evo
[18:49] <shadow46x2> last time
[18:49] <shadow46x2> quit intentionally tripping the bot
[18:50] <Ameranth> evo - before you get banned... stunty game? :)
[18:50] <Synn> hahah
[18:50] <EvolveToAnarchism> I think we shoud share some cocktails and a toast towards Censorbot.
[18:50] * EvolveToAnarchism was kicked by BowlBot (Please mind your language)
[18:50] * EvolveToAnarchism (~joe@CPE0013f7bd7c40-CM0013f7bd7c3c.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #Fumbbl
[18:50] <Ameranth> sigh
[18:50] * shadow46x2 sets mode: +b *!*@CPE0013f7bd7c40-CM0013f7bd7c3c.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
[18:50] * EvolveToAnarchism was kicked by shadow46x2 (see ya in 15 minutes)
Posted by EvolveToAnarchism on 2009-01-08 06:29:04
Thanks, shadow, you just proved exactly what I referring to. I lost my easy access to the chat logs because of your childish ban.

"<shadow46x2> quit intentionally tripping the bot
[18:50] <Ameranth> evo - before you get banned... stunty game? :)
[18:50] <Synn> hahah
[18:50] <EvolveToAnarchism> I think we shoud share some cocktails and a toast towards Censorbot."

Because of the way the internet works, I received the first message above at exactly the same time that I was hitting "return". I didn't even have time to process your threat before I hit return.

It's amazing how logic works Shadow. Maybe you might want to get acquainted with it.
Posted by shadow46x2 on 2009-01-08 06:56:15
timestamps are a wonderful thing aren't they?...guess it took you an entire minute to hit the enter key?...

btw, i liked how you cut off the time stamp on my comment to "prove your point"...

get over it....this is no longer amusing
Posted by AoP-Vimes on 2009-01-08 06:56:58
Great... an open battle.
Pull out the cannons, Mister Evo.
/me throws in a smoking granate.

NOW SHOOT ON EVERYTHING MOVING... or just into the fog xD.

*bangBangBang*"...o.O. i think i hit a cockroach with a cocktail in its hands." has been the last words of Vimes after Censorbot immediatly turned red and said: "target ready. Shooting anti-insulting-missile".

And this is the end of the hero Vimez and his story of how he died... by shooting a cockroach.


*cheerz*
Vimez :-)
Posted by EvolveToAnarchism on 2009-01-08 07:45:44
Logic is your friend shadow, you really ought to get acquainted with it. It's much more reliable than your mind reading abilities.

Now that you've finally grown up and unbanned me from main chat. I've got access to my chat logs. And lo and behold the time stamps are different. Isn't it weird how net-lag works?

Here's my time stamps that prove exactly what I was stating below. But you can feel free to ignore it and rely on your mind reading abilities.

[18:50] <JustSmith> yep EvolveToAnarchism
[18:50] <Ameranth> or not... yay for no more spaces in the kicklist
[18:50] <JustSmith> due to it's frist 4 letters
[18:50] <SillySod> and not just a bot
[18:50] <@shadow46x2> evo
[18:50] <@shadow46x2> last time
[18:50] <@shadow46x2> quit intentionally tripping the bot
[18:50] <Ameranth> evo - before you get banned... stunty game? :)
[18:50] <Synn> hahah
[18:50] <EvolveToAnarchism> I think we shoud share some cocktails and a toast towards Censorbot.
[18:50] * You were kicked by BowlBot (Please mind your language)
Posted by spubbbba on 2009-01-08 08:33:27
So you are conveniently ignoring this bit then evo?

[18:48] * EvolveToAnarchism wants to squash Censorbot like a cockroach.
[18:48] * EvolveToAnarchism was kicked by BowlBot (Please mind your language)
[18:48] * EvolveToAnarchism (~joe@CPE0013f7bd7c40-CM0013f7bd7c3c.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #Fumbbl
[18:48] <shadow46x2> evo
[18:48] <shadow46x2> quit trying to trip the bot

Seems shadow warned you after the 1st time and you went on to do it twice more.
Posted by EvolveToAnarchism on 2009-01-08 08:50:32
I've seen many people trip the bot deliberately with curse words in the past. I didn't think shadow was being serious, especially since I wasn't saying anything that was actually offensive which I've seen countless other coaches do without any repurcussion whatsoever. So, yeah, I didn't take his first warning as being serious at all.

But it seems that shadow likely is holding a rather serious grudge against me.
Posted by JanMattys on 2009-01-08 09:47:16
This is getting old very fast.
Posted by DukeTyrion on 2009-01-08 11:21:49
Evo, I know you used to be quite involved in things around here, some decades ago, but I can't see that gives you any rights to wind up the admins.

People get banned, deal with it and move on.

If you couldn't find something else to do for those 15 minutes, then perhaps I should have a level of sympathy for you though.
Posted by PeteW on 2009-01-08 12:42:18
Evo - int he past I have respected you for making positive contributions to this site. Now you are beginning to sound like a troll. It is a shame. I hope you can get back to where you were.
Posted by EvolveToAnarchism on 2009-01-08 12:54:05
Yeah, I'm sorry. Jokes aren't allowed in main chat anymore. It was a horrible horrible crime. I'm glad we had shadow to defend us all from a little humour.
Posted by JanMattys on 2009-01-08 16:05:11
Well, you got a 15 mins ban for that horrible horrible crime...
Must have been a very hard punishment to suffer...

Come on, it's not like getting kicked will leave scars on you or anything... except maybe on your ego.
Forget it and move on.
Posted by AoP-Vimes on 2009-01-08 16:12:13
Creating a group called: "For more cocktails in the mainchat" :-).... hihihihihihi.
Posted by SillySod on 2009-01-08 16:36:33
If it was a good joke in the first place then people might have been more sympathetic. Its a tired old joke which has been banned. Shadow gave you two warnings which it seems that everyone else had fast enough internet to see. You appeared to completely disregard both warnings and then shadow gave you a brief ban to try and get the message across. You then started sulkining and called yourself Angie46x2 and continued mouthing off managing to get yourself a longer ban shortly after rejoining chat.

You knew what was coming and carried on anyway to make some sort of petty point.... for which you were given a short ban from main chat, its not like your cats life was forfeit or anything.
Posted by EvolveToAnarchism on 2009-01-08 17:00:50
*sigh* SillySod must be a graduate of Shadow's School of Mindreading. I suggest you ask for a refund.