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2017-06-07 18:20:44
7 votes, rating 6
7 votes, rating 6
DLE: The Bos is back in Town
The Bos is back in Town
Originally "The Boys are back in town",
song and lyrics by Thin Lizzy
Guess who just got back today
This wild-eyed Bos that had been away
Haven't changed, hadn't much to say
But, man, I still think his boots are heavy
They were asking if you were around
How you was, where you could be found
Told them you were living in Sharktown
Driving the old Darkwing crazy
The Bos is back in town (the Bos is back in town)
(I said) The Bos is back in town (the Bos is back in town)
The Bos is back in town (the Bos is back in town)
The Bos is back in town (the Bos is back in town)
You know that blitzer that used to dance a lot?
Every night he'd be on the pitch shaking what he'd got
Man, when I tell you he was cool, he was red hot
I mean, he was steaming
And that time over at Gunners' place
Well, the Bos got up and stepped on dancer's face
Man, we just fell about the place
If that blitzer doesn't get up, forget him
The Bos is back in town (the Bos is back in town)
(I said) The Bos is back in town (the Bos is back in town)
The Bos is back in town (the Bos is back in town)
The Bos is back in town (the Bos is back in town)
Spread the word around
Guess who's back in town
You spread the word around
Friday night he'll be dressed to kill
Down to his boot it's just stomp and grill
The blocks will fly and blood will spill
And if the Bos wants to boot you better let him
That catcher on the corner blastin' out my favourite song
The light is gettin' darker, it won't be long
Won't be long 'til final boot comes
Now that the Bos is here again
The Bos is back in town (the Bos is back in town)
The Bos is back in town (the Bos is back in town)
The Bos is back in town (the Bos is back in town)
Spread the word around
The Bos is back in town (the Bos is back in town)
The Bos is back (the Bos is back)
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Listen to the Original
Originally "The Boys are back in town",
song and lyrics by Thin Lizzy
Guess who just got back today
This wild-eyed Bos that had been away
Haven't changed, hadn't much to say
But, man, I still think his boots are heavy
They were asking if you were around
How you was, where you could be found
Told them you were living in Sharktown
Driving the old Darkwing crazy
The Bos is back in town (the Bos is back in town)
(I said) The Bos is back in town (the Bos is back in town)
The Bos is back in town (the Bos is back in town)
The Bos is back in town (the Bos is back in town)
You know that blitzer that used to dance a lot?
Every night he'd be on the pitch shaking what he'd got
Man, when I tell you he was cool, he was red hot
I mean, he was steaming
And that time over at Gunners' place
Well, the Bos got up and stepped on dancer's face
Man, we just fell about the place
If that blitzer doesn't get up, forget him
The Bos is back in town (the Bos is back in town)
(I said) The Bos is back in town (the Bos is back in town)
The Bos is back in town (the Bos is back in town)
The Bos is back in town (the Bos is back in town)
Spread the word around
Guess who's back in town
You spread the word around
Friday night he'll be dressed to kill
Down to his boot it's just stomp and grill
The blocks will fly and blood will spill
And if the Bos wants to boot you better let him
That catcher on the corner blastin' out my favourite song
The light is gettin' darker, it won't be long
Won't be long 'til final boot comes
Now that the Bos is here again
The Bos is back in town (the Bos is back in town)
The Bos is back in town (the Bos is back in town)
The Bos is back in town (the Bos is back in town)
Spread the word around
The Bos is back in town (the Bos is back in town)
The Bos is back (the Bos is back)
===============================================
Listen to the Original
And for those unfamiliar with DLE, some context:
Chris Boswell, or simply the Bos, started his career in the wonderful city of Averheim as a River Bandit. There he not only rised to one of the league's leading foulers but also collected several serious injuries, that reduced his strength to an alltime low 1 (a total of three -Str are currently under his belt). He was then traded mid-season to the Skar Bay Sharks, where he should tutor their special teamers the Fundamentals of da Boot (this also being the title of his autobiography - in stores in October 2517).
Sadly with the departure of the Bos, a vacuum was left behind that his successor Da'Quan Bowers couldn't fill. And that's why the responsibles in Averheim have spared neither trouble nor expense to get him back to wear the River Bandit jersey.
And now it is official... The Bos is back in town!
Comments
Posted by darkwing2k6 on 2017-06-07 20:13:41
That's ace!
Bos was only a Shark for a brief time but he made an impression and will be missed by the players, management and fans greatly.
Long live the Bos
Bos was only a Shark for a brief time but he made an impression and will be missed by the players, management and fans greatly.
Long live the Bos
Posted by FRSHMN on 2017-06-08 12:21:25
Long boot the Bos!