Ladz, you all know about the XXXL, everyone does. Its the one that's run by Goblins and for Goblins. The one that has institutionalised corruption. The one where you're allowed multiple secret weapons. Yeah that one. https://fumbbl.com/p/group&group=13322&op=view

Well, recently there has been an outbreak of deaduns creeping about cluttering up the place and making it look untidy.
I don't care what they call them. They are not "just skinny", "a bit quiet" or "in need of a few Cornish pasties". They are in fact the dead and inexpertly re-animated corpses of our former team mates and opponents. They are not "Metabolically challenged" they are expired. They are no more. They have shuffled off their mortal coil and have ceased to be. They are ex-players.

And I for one won't stand for it. Its just not on. I mean think about it, put your self in the shoes of your average XXXL wage slave; Goblins are renowned far and wide for their courage, steadfast fortitude and willingness to cheerfully face down any danger for the good of the team, you know this as well as anyone. But how would you feel if the git you inhumed last match day was back for seconds a week later? Now imagine if he had a chainsaw or a ball and chain? You get me, right?

Now I am second to none in my admiration of our august commissioner and his wise tyran.. I mean guidance. But his main lackey I feel very different about. I feel sure this is his idea. I speak of course of the commissioners biggest toady, chief lickspittle and head yes-man panalukidis. For too long has this malodourous lapdog been whispering his heresies to the commissioner and pouring poison into his ear.

First we had a team with three (3) saws. Another had seven (7) Trolls. Yet another fielded a Goblin riding a steam driven tank and we have had Squigs, Mutants and even a halfling playing in OUR league. Its too much I tell you. Where will it end?
I'll tell you where, here: https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=1032940

This, my fellow Goblins represents the end of all that is good, proper and green in this world. I feel sure you will agree with me that it must be stopped before it is too late.

To that end please sign the petition below to plead with our commissioner to see sense before its too late. Also to have Panalukidis fed to the trolls. For those wishing to take thing a bit further, we are meeting next Thursday in the 3rd cave on the right on the Crookback to Badlands road, behind the Squiggery. Bring your own stikka. Fungus beer will be provided.