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Kalamona
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2015

2015-11-21 16:03:48
rating 4.9
2015-10-14 00:59:33
rating 5.6

2013

2013-03-31 01:25:23
rating 4.7
2013-03-10 20:47:20
rating 4.8

2012

2012-05-12 09:31:38
rating 5.3
2012-05-11 13:16:17
rating 5.5
2012-02-24 13:15:42
rating 4.2

2010

2010-08-15 09:05:08
rating 4.2
2010-03-24 21:14:02
rating 2.5

2009

2009-09-21 09:04:17
rating 1.7
2009-07-08 16:33:36
rating 3.4
2009-06-02 22:25:23
rating 3
2009-01-25 19:57:03
rating 4.1

2008

2008-12-06 20:32:07
rating 3.8
2015-10-14 00:59:33
10 votes, rating 5.6
The song of the last goblin before T16 TTM
Helloween - If I could fly

No fear, no pain
Nobody left to blame
I'll try alone
Make destiny my own
I learn to free my mind
Myself I now must find
Once more
Once more

If I could fly
Like the king of the sky
Could not tumble nor fall
I would picture it all
If I could fly
See the world through my eyes
Would not stumble nor fail
To the heavens I sail
If I could fly

So here I am
In solitude I stand
I've got dreams inside
I need to realize
My faith has grown
No fear of the unknown
No more
No more

If I could fly
Like the king of the sky
Could not tumble nor fall
I would picture it all
If I could fly
See the world through my eyes
Would not stumble nor fail
I could ravage my jail
If I could fly
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Comments
Posted by Timetis on 2015-10-14 01:09:38
So eloquently put, for a goblin
Posted by The_Great_Gobbo on 2015-10-14 01:17:46
Moar like:

(ter der tune of Engelbert Humperdinck - 'Please Release Me')

'Pleeze doan't eet me, lemme go,
koz I doan't wanna be a smoorz,
pleeze doan't eet me, lemme go,
I just wanna fly an skorz!'

trust me on dis wun
Posted by Mr_Foulscumm on 2015-10-14 04:10:52
Blog rated 4.

The_Great_Gobbos reply added +2 to the roll.:D
Posted by luckyjim12 on 2015-10-14 08:51:09
Goblin Haiku:

He's trying to eat me
I hope I can wriggle free
Bugger, rolled a 1.
Posted by m0gw41 on 2015-10-14 14:37:28
And a limerick to complete the set:

There was a young gobbo called Joel,
Who found himself in the arms of a troll,
He thought "dis ain't nice",
Snakes appeared on the dice,
And the goblin was swallowed down whole
Posted by FRSHMN on 2015-10-14 15:56:08
I believe I can fly.
I believe I can touch the sky.
I think about it every night and day.
Spread my wings and fly away.
I believe I can score.
Posted by luckyjim12 on 2015-10-14 16:10:10
Excellent limerick. Up there with one of my favourites about the warrior Coriolanus.