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Theplahunter
Last seen 35 weeks ago
Overall
Experienced
Overall
Record
0/1/0
Win Percentage
50%
Archive

2016

2016-02-27 00:28:34
rating 3.7
2016-02-11 18:24:31
rating 2.9
2016-01-22 02:51:57
rating 4.7
2016-01-02 07:17:14
rating 4.8

2015

2015-12-22 05:41:39
rating 5.7
2015-12-17 20:21:56
rating 4.4
2015-12-09 23:36:15
rating 4.9
2015-11-13 01:51:14
rating 4.3
2015-11-08 03:15:35
rating 2.6
2015-11-06 16:08:22
rating 5
2015-11-05 00:16:50
rating 5.8
2015-11-02 14:21:11
rating 4.6
2015-11-01 18:24:51
rating 5.3
2015-10-30 16:25:04
rating 4.8
2015-11-02 14:21:11
7 votes, rating 4.6
Player profile: Lok-Vier Stinfoot
SKILLS
Dauntless
Block
Dodge
Sidestep

Position
Runner

MVPS
1

SPP
18

Blocks
15

Lok-Vier 'Titan' Stinfoot

Age: 21

Hair color - Brown

Eye color - Blue

RELATIONSHIPS

Stenmeir Stinfoot - Brother - Living - 20

Denen Stinfoot - Brother - Living - 16

Varag Stinfoot - Father - Living - 37

Elisa Stinfoot - Mother - Living - 35

Daila Stinfoot - Half sister - Living - 15

"My name is Lok-Vier, I was a scout for the longboat before we became a Blood bowl team. I'm pretty fast, not the most nimble but I get the job done. Grabbin' the ball, running over, and then putting it in for a touchdown. I usually deal with Snow Trolls when scouting so I get a little... Excited fighting bigger people, its pretty fun squeezing the life out of a pitiful Troll when he thinks he's better than you."

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

Alexander "Hello, everybody! This is Alexander V. Waterfoll, with an exclusive interview with The iron guard star runner; Lok-Vier Stinfoot. Thanks for taking time to be with us, Lok-Vier."

Lok-Vier "No problem, Alexander. It's always a pleasure to reach out to my fans."

Alexander "That's great, Lok-Vier. How does it feel to be the main scorer for the Iron guard?"

Lok-Vier "Ah, well Alex. It feels absolutely great, just to hear the fans chanting your name when it took you 12 years to learn how to pronounce it yourself is... Well, there's nothing like it."

Alexander "And how about the possibility of one of your teammates; Erick Fritjof getting kicked off the team?"

**Lok-Vier shrugs and clears his throat

Lok-Vier "Well, Alex... If you aren't performing on this team, you're gone. No ifs, ands, or buts."

Alexander "But isn't Erick one of the valuable players that started year one on the team? I mean; He hasn't even played a full ten games!"

Lok-Vier "Not my problem, Alex."

Alexander "Well, moving on... What about the new info that Ragnar, your team captain, Has hired a 'Yeti' on to give themselves an edge against stronger teams??"

**Lok-Vier stands up and yells

Lok-Vier "WHAT!?!?! WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A F**KING YETI ON OUR TEAM!?! THIS IS BULLCENTAUR S**T."

**Lok-Vier storms out of the room, kicking open the door and shoving down a Camera

Alexander "Lok-Vier!?! Lok-Vier we still have twenty minutes!!?... Aw s**t... Well uh, this is Alexander at the Iron-Guard clubhouse, we'll be right back after this commercial break, and don't change that crystal ball! Afterwards, Milford at the FC will bring us all the latest updates!"

A little authors note

I decided to make Alexander as my fluff character for doing player interviews and analysing matches (in the Fumbbl cup, in other leagues, ect.) I'll most likely write a blog post introducing Alex and such, but for now he'll be a reoccurring character in interviews and other fluff related things, feel free to use this scrawny nervous git in any of your other lore posts, I'm always happy to contribute to other lore writers!
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Comments
Posted by Uedder on 2015-11-02 14:57:08
nice write-up!
Posted by octopec on 2015-11-02 17:08:27
Bullcentaur sh*t, hehe :)
Posted by Jopotzuki on 2015-11-03 11:16:46
Lok-Vier's parents had their first son Denen at the ages of 11 and 9?
Posted by the_Sage on 2015-11-03 11:37:07
lol Jopotzuki, give Hunter a break. He's 15, when he says 35 and 37, he just means REALLY OLD! =D
Greetings, Ian.
Posted by Theplahunter on 2015-11-03 14:54:57
...*FACEPALM* Christ on a cracker my math was off as hell, I forgot I made Denen 26. Thanks for pointing that out Jopotzuki
Posted by Theplahunter on 2015-11-03 14:56:07
Fixed it so he was 16, he was supposed to be the youngest.
Posted by Jopotzuki on 2015-11-03 21:02:44
I don't care if someone is 15 but this fluff doesn't make any sense. Lok-Vier is 21 which means he's parents had him at the ages of 16 and 14. Well it's possible but very rare at least?
Posted by Theplahunter on 2015-11-03 22:23:23
No, you're completely correct. 16 and 14... Lok-Viers parents are deadbeats.