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misterlonestar
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Emerging Star
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2018

2018-01-06 22:38:28
rating 6

2017

2017-05-25 22:19:54
9 votes, rating 6
Bugman's BloodBowl Equipment? (A DLE2 Report)
Is Bugman's entering the cuthroat world of BloodBowl?

Rumors abound that Bugman's, fine purveyors of Bugman's finest and the more notorious Bugman's XXX, has recently stumbled into the equipment business.

Let's look deeper into the story that begins on the blood soaked home field of the Drachenfels Invaders where the Brionne Admirals own Keg Roriksson, a surly longbeard blocker with a long history of alcohol and elf abuse, took a nasty block from Invader vet William "The Kid" Barr. The mighty blow resulted in a mangled leg that will leave the already plodding dwarf with a permanent limp.

Luckily the Admirals went on to win the match 3-1 without the services of Roriksson. Despite the victory a frustrated Coach misterlonestar, having just emptied a cask of Bugman's XXX and dwelling on his supposedly sturdy dwarf spending a majority of the Admirals first six matches nursing various injuries in the dugout, decided to armor the pansy dwarf with the closest material to hand, the broken Bugman's cask. Drunkenly and rather unwittingly giving Bugman's a whole new product line and an entry into the bloodbowl equipment business.

At the time of this report it is yet to be determined whether Coach misterlonestar will receive royalties from Bugman's for his services.

Before and after portraits of Roriksson are available, copyright still pending.

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Posted by ben_awesome on 2017-05-25 23:15:33
Brilliant
Posted by Danish_Dan on 2017-05-26 10:11:25
Hehe very nice. I believe it's the same guy I took out early in our game?
Posted by misterlonestar on 2017-05-26 15:05:53
that it is Dan... pansy dwarf.. *grumble* *grumble*