“Ohh how darn we are? Der da migdy shaman, b'karefool the Gobb'z a zkill'd addat gam'! Bud wii dond lizdend!

Da game statz gread, no rainz, no schnow an no heat... So we got bit confuzzt! No dat a newf ziduationz vor'vs! Game startz razand.. with mucho guzdo at all da zite.. many action runnz gobbs biing eweri verre! an we da hit, budz de da hawin' magick furz! we don feer da chaing'saf, we da laugh'in, but some da skull went to ur zone! We fragg.

Secunda we start. We move. We play'd nod thad bad. But Bim'Bula not zo Awzom! He drib down da skull. Pfff. To mutdch goat mak him fad!!

Dan da Stickprick blidzd and pykd and run and run more. and we da blidzd-wrestle him, but rerollz self a double headache! So da smurf zurfd izily to oor zone.

Dmand the shid and da skulz. we lozt. iwf da shamanz sayt be karefoul, an wezz da dond, then da uz havz to .... momentz we da lozt now. like we da lozd da game.
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