27 coaches online • Server time: 04:23
* * * Did you know? The best interceptor is Leena with 22 interceptions.
Log in
Recent Forum Topics goto Post New Gnones vs Old Gn...goto Post Custom Icon, Portrai...goto Post All Star Bowl!
Furious Before Birth all stars
Roster [X2] Orc

Hi ! my name is ploplo and I come from a far far away country where fumbbl is not very known. Only few coaches have tried to go into your championship from our community but none returned. This statement was making every people in my town feel uncomfortable a many things are said about fumbbl.
Some say you eat bad coaches or even worse but noone knows the truth. So the chief of the village asked me to go here and find out what is really happening. So I took the most courageous bloodbowl coach to make them play and help me in my mission. Here is the story of the Stars from <a href=http://www.francebloodbowl.com>FranceBloodBowl</a>.
After recruiting the players I know for their skill or their ability to survive in hazardous situation, the first task was to find oppponents. Seems hard for a orc team without any sophisticated tool such IRC but in fact it went very well.

<u>First game against Norses</u> : the opponent team is skilled but we will try to impose our strength. On the first turn, Battheul Acse kills a catcher and we then realise that the norses have no apo. The ball is not their friend and we manage to counter the attack twice before half time (scoring twice by El Cricri Toh the gob). In second half, the norse team is overnumbered and a thrower dies under the kicks of Kiing Raanaus. Second half is easy for us and we score twice again by 2 blitzers. <i> skill : +1 in agility for El Cricri Toh</i>
<u>Second game against Human</u> : This time we have the advantage of having one more game played and a 4 ag to catch the ball. Our strategy is to infiltrate most of ag3 and mainly blitzers in their side to put pressure on their team as they have only one reroll. The BoB and 2 linemen will have to sacrify themselves to block oppenents blitzers. This tactic worked as expected and again 4 TDs by 2 blitzers and a line (good for skills :) ). But Roon Der Vinke gets a bad injury and has to retire from the team replaced by Roon Der Vinke II. <i>skills : block on Battheul Acse , guard for Lord Vaard and +1 in MA for Lizhar Khor and +1 in agility for Zil Fri Rahn but with a MA drop</i>
<u>Third game against Necros</u> : Damn I don't like necros but we are much skilled than them so we may have a chance. Opponents get "buzzing" as a handicap and give it to the werewolf ... error as it has no hands though. Without the wolf playing the ball its easier to counter their tattack but we have difficulties to catch the ball without a thrower (I began doubting about my newly bought BoB). Nice win 2-0 but quite disappointed because of the awful number of double skulls we rolled that costed at least one TD. <i>skill : guard for King Raanaus</i>
<u>Fourth game against Dwarves </u>: Yeark dwarves !!! OK lets hit and hit during this game where we suffer on every one dice block but with the Fo4 we have we can easily seize them and manage to struggle all their attack. Besides the Ag4 are making miracles and even a BoB manage to catch a ball to go for the TD (go Louiche go !!!!). We finally win 4-0 but very close game in the middle of the pitch. <i>skills : +1 in agility for Raah Mihr Ez and shadowing for Lizhar Khor but with a strength drop he had to retire from the team</i>.
<u>Fifth game against Chaos</u>: certainly the clumsiest game ever. Chaos didn't manage to take the ball for longer than 3 turns without dropping it and during the 2nd half, the ball was on the ground during 7 turns. We managed to score in the first half by Roon II without much difficulties (even if the choas mino was doing a lot of pain to the blockers). In second half, the mino gave us the opportunity to take the ball quickly but no way to pick it up. Raah Mihr Ez and his new agility was the key for the 2-0 fortunately. <i>skills :
Roon Der Vinke became a dirty player yeaaahhh.</i>
<u>Sixth game against undeads</u> : Hum dead meat is so sweet :p. Our strategy was to use our newly dirty to get rid of one mummy in the first kick off of each half and then go for it to score quickly. This worked perfectly and we managed to score four times but with 4 SI and a death on the other side (no rege worked) and a niggling injury for Zil :/ <i>skills : block for Cra Holin Louich and another +1 in agility for Cricri</i>
<u>Seventh game against undeads</u> : again dead meat but with a lot more experience points. 3 ghouls with blodge and 2 mummies with guard (but not block). I was thinking of playing with the gaility of my players but my fans got the ref in the very first turn; so i fouled a lot and manage to score at turn 8 but without permanent damage. The in second half, undead attack is very slow and I manage to counter with ... a Black Orc. Bad when you are rolling double skulls ;) and he didn't go very far then. But still far enough to win 1-0. <i>skills : accurate on Da Bauhss and guard for Bhlar on his second JPV in a row.</i>
<u>Eigth game against norses</u> : this time we are going to count on our strength. But norses are strong and manage to get the advantage in number (throwing player in the crowd. But the ogre helps us by failing an easy block and we manage to counter their attack. The defens is good enough to have a score of 1-0 at half time. Then on our attack, they try to push again but get exposed and quickly they are only 6 to challenge 11 orcs. We then take our time (not volontarly most of the time ;) ) to score in 8 turns and get a good win. <i>skills : Rah Mih Rez take block.</i>
<table style="text-align: left; width: 900px; height: 72px;" border="0">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td style="vertical-align: top;"><b>The team is then completely
hired with the arrival of Sheb Khoo the fourth blitzer and is still</b><b> un</b><b>beaten in 8 games</b>.

Ready for the Blitzkrieg (Beiden tm).

Arriving in <u>5th position</u> on the monthly championship (the loss was obtained by my human team) is a very goob encouragement for the rest of the journey. We are getting closer to our goal.

So far the only stunning fact is the overall agility of the team with 4 increases but no real fight skills. A field to improve asap.<br>
</td>
<td style="vertical-align: top;"><img src="http://fab.corp.free.fr/BLK.gif"></td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>



<i> Ya neva gerrout o' there aliv </i>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Batteuhl Acse
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
   21 1 0 0 4 3 24/31 120k
(128)k
  
3
Lizahr Khor III
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Tackle
   8 0 3 0 2 0 13/16 100k
(105)k
  
4
Kling Raanaus
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Tackle
   21 2 3 0 5 1 26/31 120k
(133)k
  
5
Lord Vaard
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
 n 21 0 4 0 3 0 18/31 120k
(110)k
  
6
Thai Ennauh
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
   7 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 100k
(94)k
  
7
Raah Mihr Ez
Lineman
5 3 4 8
+AG, Block, Pass Block
 -av 20 4 7 0 3 2 41/51 130k
(128)k
  
8
Blarh Dhan
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Guard, Dauntless
   21 0 2 0 1 3 23/31 110k
(105)k
  
10
Cra Holin Louich
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Frenzy
   19 0 1 0 5 1 18/31 130k
(115)k
  
11
Roon Der Vinke II
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Dirty Player
   19 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 70k
(100)k
  
13
Niaaarf
Lineman
5 3 4 9
+AG, Block, Leap
 n 14 4 2 0 2 4 34/51 140k
(110)k
  
14
Sheb Khoo
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Guard
   13 0 3 0 4 0 17/31 120k
(133)k
  
15
Ghrok Rhon II
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   10 0 2 0 1 1 13/16 100k
(100)k
  
16
El Cricri Toh
Goblin
6 2 5 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, +AG, Leap
   21 7 6 0 0 3 40/51 140k
(155)k
  
13 players  
Coach: ploplo25 Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1940k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:21 (17/2/2) |TD Diff:31 (46 - 15) |Cas Diff:13 (30/16/5 - 19/14/5)
Last Opponent: Bila ruka