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Roster [S] Nurglings

THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES!
~Ralph Puke

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THIS TEAM WILL NOT PLAY TEAMS WITH A DP!
(I don't mind fouling, but I hate the DP!)

THIS TEAM WILL NOT PLAY TEAMS WITH A STAR PLAYER!

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Reality is an illusion created by a lack of good alcohol!
~Ralph Puke
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ralph Puke III
Beast
4 5 1 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Loner, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles
Block, Tackle
   7 0 0 0 8 0 16/31 180k
(120+60)k
  
2
Thomas Snot IV
Beast
4 5 1 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Loner, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(120+0)k
  
3
Cindy Sewerhole
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
   25 0 1 0 0 5 28/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
4
Billy Belch
Nurgling
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
+AG, Side Step, Diving Tackle
   56 1 6 0 1 3 36/51 120k
(40+80)k
  
5
Bobbie Boibanger
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Side Step
   5 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
6
Alice Arse
Nurgling
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
+AG, Side Step, Sprint, Sure Feet
   50 3 11 0 6 2 58/76 140k
(40+100)k
  
7
Kyle Crotchrotz
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Johnny Jockstrap
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Karla Grabgiver
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Lenny Lunchstealer
Nurgling
5 3 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
+ST
   13 0 1 0 2 1 12/16 90k
(40+50)k
  
11
Betty Ballbuster
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
   11 0 1 0 1 3 20/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
12
Dick Head
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Side Step
   11 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
13
Tiki
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Harry Crotch
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   14 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
15
Daououd
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
   12 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
16
Bobby Ballsack
Nurgling
5 3 1 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Block, +ST, Guard, Side Step
 -ag 49 0 3 0 14 4 57/76 170k
(40+130)k
  
16 players  
Coach: VinnieSpleenmasher Re-Rolls (140k): 6  
Race: Nurglings Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 1930k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1930k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:57 (24/10/23) |TD Diff:-3 (50 - 53) |Cas Diff:-63 (102/55/21 - 123/77/41)
Last Opponent: Festive Hats

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Bomb Disposal SquadGoblin Cheaters1000k93/0/030k0 - 01050k112/1/040k55k
Pygmassik ParkPygmy1050k112/1/050k0 - 31880k242/3/070k72k
Manic MayhemStrigoyan1130k71/0/050k0 - 11120k143/1/0100k71k
Torpedo GobbosibirskGoblin Cheaters1180k121/1/090k1 - 01000k72/1/140k63k
Slimy RottersNurglings1240k163/1/090k1 - 01050k112/1/080k55k
Kill You SoftlyNurglings1370k141/1/170k1 - 11620k183/2/030k78k
Small FryPygmy1460k71/0/050k0 - 11470k163/1/080k73k
GI JoesSkryre Slaves1460k213/2/150k2 - 11000k130/2/060k59k
SectChaos Halfling1560k162/1/270k1 - 11170k183/1/170k61k
Da boyz with their toysGoblin Cheaters1600k82/0/030k0 - 21210k163/1/240k54k
Punxsutawney PedantsHalfling1560k140/2/260k0 - 21540k170/1/180k99k
They Might be CrazyChaos Halfling1560k101/0/030k1 - 11000k101/0/030k57k
Cinderella CheatersAlbion Fae1610k151/1/020k2 - 11050k121/0/170k55k
Gaul UnitedSkryre Slaves1620k204/2/190k1 - 01820k00/0/00k82k
SectChaos Halfling1680k122/0/030k1 - 01110k111/1/150k58k
Malicious BunsChaos Halfling1740k181/4/040k1 - 11340k111/0/090k82k
Sinner FrogsGoblin Cheaters1820k101/0/070k1 - 01210k60/0/0100k81k
Moot SquishiesHalfling1830k142/1/010k1 - 11310k234/2/160k69k
Bashem BrothersChaos Halfling1860k101/0/030k1 - 21000k172/1/060k69k
StoffiRangersSnotling1910k112/1/070k0 - 11630k141/0/290k101k
GI JoesSkryre Slaves1940k71/1/030k0 - 11300k171/0/360k60k
Dangerous ColoniusChaos Halfling1870k275/2/270k2 - 01710k132/1/150k80k
Sinner FrogsGoblin Cheaters2050k50/0/050k0 - 21600k110/1/130k79k
Far Flung 'FlingsHalfling1850k214/2/070k2 - 21600k132/1/040k82k
Dreamdusters IncAlbion Fae1960k192/2/230k2 - 11260k162/2/080k78k
crazy-killersPygmy1820k71/1/030k0 - 11770k184/1/030k80k
Aros AvengersGnome1870k131/1/020k2 - 01370k132/1/150k70k
HospitalStrigoyan1840k265/1/340k3 - 01400k82/1/070k92k
Horde Of DestructionSnotling1930k152/0/050k2 - 01530k132/1/140k68k
Lords of PestilenceNurglings2010k113/2/030k0 - 12110k285/3/220k67k
Slave To The GrindSkryre Slaves1880k111/2/070k0 - 21730k222/1/140k82k
Food for the Food God!Chaos Halfling1920k92/0/030k0 - 21750k295/2/280k62k
la polizia si incazzaChaos Halfling1770k121/0/0100k1 - 01670k00/0/00k82k
Pygmassik ParkPygmy1900k112/1/050k0 - 02010k90/2/060k98k
Voodoo TribePygmy1970k234/2/170k2 - 11750k142/2/050k87k
Fairy Well EndowedAlbion Fae2140k90/2/060k0 - 41900k294/1/190k102k
Fetus AroundChaos Halfling2040k72/0/030k0 - 21640k194/0/070k67k
GolfbollNurglings2090k100/1/040k1 - 02150k177/2/030k97k
MurderDeathKillChaos Halfling2150k133/1/060k0 - 21950k213/1/240k81k
Twice the rat you areSkryre Slaves2230k131/0/040k2 - 01750k235/4/140k73k
Falsche FuenfzigerGoblin Cheaters2220k131/0/060k2 - 01170k111/2/180k80k
KokshtChaos Halfling2150k01/0/00k0 - 12200k221/5/070k89k
Half and HalfChaos Halfling2140k104/0/020k0 - 12060k122/0/280k112k
LRAPygmy2120k50/1/020k0 - 12060k225/1/370k112k
Allabendliche GeraeuschkulisseSquig Herders1990k151/0/360k2 - 02250k80/0/120k87k
LRAPygmy2080k232/3/130k2 - 11950k244/4/160k101k
Maynao's Splattered BrainSkink2160k101/0/010k1 - 01320k71/0/050k75k
Spaghetti PeopleNurglings2190k142/2/0100k1 - 01750k00/0/00k77k
I hook you to dead IINurglings2270k121/0/110k1 - 12260k202/2/240k86k
Gobbo United ColorsGoblin1890k113/1/050k0 - 22370k212/3/050k134k
Snow White's RejectionsChaos Halfling1960k91/1/030k0 - 11780k162/2/060k88k
Nuglings BBTNurglings2010k132/0/070k1 - 01760k70/3/160k117k
One Piece SpecialNurglings2040k204/2/030k1 - 12720k246/1/160k124k
Gobbo ElementsGoblin2110k154/1/050k0 - 12080k243/5/050k133k
I Banchieri del SangueStrigoyan2190k50/0/060k0 - 21500k233/3/060k83k
Sweet child of meSnotling1870k210/5/150k2 - 11360k102/0/170k73k
Festive HatsGnome2020k161/0/060k3 - 01600k111/0/250k74k