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New Zaggarund Steaks
Roster [X2] Chaos Halfling

<b><i>Presenting</b>
the</i>
<b>New Zaggarund Steaks</b>

<p align="left">Right after the anouncment of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=298458">the New Zaggarund Quakes</a> return. So came there junior fan team. At the start they tryed to live ut to there stars. But It did not take long for them to realize that they can outgrow the Quakes. Infact they started on that path already in there first cup. Wining <a href="http://www.warseer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=69059">the Stunty Weapon Masters</a>. They where on the roll to fame.

Unfortunalty it's blowing on the top. And the NZS failed to top the chart in both the "Did y' spill me Pint" and the "Warseer Stunty Summer Cup". Tho they where a force to be recond with. It was not until the bigest cup ever to be held in the WSFA. That the Steaks came back on top. And this time not for dishing out punches. But reciving them. And never before have the team recruted players more often than in this cup. They stil have not made up for the loss of there team Captain, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3919468">Zhazrak the Mighty</a>. Who was killed by a dagger up the the helmet, during a foul by <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4227584">No Can Do</a>. In the match against <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=356034">'E Kicked Mi Shin!</a>. That captain where irreplaceable. And we have aquired an enemy for life.

By now the Steaks are by fare the most loved and suported team in <b u>NEW ZAGGARUND. </b /u>And the Quakes where kicked out of the Bloodbath Dome (and out of the city and league all together).

The Steaks manly play to score goals. They like to play ball. But not without knocking down and killing a player or two. The death of players (friend or foe, dossent matter) is in high reguard, as the past away players are handed over to the cheff. </p>

<b> WSTV Vital Statistics</b>
<Table border="1" bordercolor="#111111" id="AutoNumber1"> <tr> <td> <b>* Home Ground: </b> </td> <td> Blood Bath Dome 155.000<br><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2758984">Aginst Thor's Stalkers</a></td> </tr> <tr> <td> <b>* Owner / Founder:</b> </td> <td> The Old World Food and desease trade organisation</td> </tr> <tr> <td> <b>* Head Coach:</b> </td> <td> Deng Ham </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <b>* Team Captain:</b> </td> <td> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5683941">Guri Goth </a>, or whatever Head Carver the team have </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <b>* Team Nickname:</b> </td> <td> NZS, the Steaks </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <b>* Suporter Club:</b> </td> <td> The Grinder. </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <b>* Cheerleaders:</b> </td> <td> Fresh meat </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <b>* Mascot:</b> </td> <td> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/~Iscariot>Stuey Babes</a> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <b>* Other Staff:</b> </td> <td> Chef, Butcher and skinner </td> </tr> <tr> <td> <b>* Sponsors:</b> </td> <td> <img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/92651.jpg"> </td> </tr> </table>


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<b>*Fan crowd roar*</b>
<i>Intro</i>
There is a house in New Zaggarund. They call the Bloodbath Dome.
It's been the ruin of many young poor man. And God I know your one.
<i>Verse 1</i>
The cry from your daddy on the endzone “come on now”
And the crowds yell on, you're blocked down. The light went
But the shadows still remain since your descent, your descent
<i>Ref.</i>
The Steak are coming, the Steaks are coming.
We say no matter how you try, you'll realise this is goodbye.
The Steaks are coming, the Steaks are coming.
We say no matter how you try, you'll realise this is goodbye.
<i>Verse 2</i>
Your drowning in blood, one of your mates, go down now.
Feel a wethered chain, a saw dig in, go down now.
When the high Oxman punch in your teeth, go down now.
<i>Ref.</i>
We say no matter how you cry, you'll realise this is goodbye.
We say no matter how you cry, you'll realise this is goodbye.


<b>Awards</b>
<a href="http://www.warseer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=69059"><img border="0" height="100" src="http://www.warseer.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=19007&d=1172857493"></a> - <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=4220"><img border="0" height="100" src="http://www.eskilstunafigurspel.sverok.net/Annat/BB/FUMBBL/madtroll.gif"></a>
The Stunty Weapon Masters - Everyone is looking at Me?
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Guard, Multiple Block, Break Tackle, Piling On
  44 0 0 0 25 4 70/76 260k
(460)k
 
2
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Block, Tackle, Multiple Block, Razor Sharp Claws, Break Tackle, Guard, Piling On
  71 0 2 0 124 6 Legend
284
350k
(598)k
 
3
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
  2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(80)k
 
5
Head Carver
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff
Block, Kick
n 17 0 4 0 0 1 17/31 120k
(67)k
 
6
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(45)k
 
7
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
-av, m 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(0)k
 
8
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Sure Feet
n 28 2 3 0 2 1 20/31 95k
(100)k
 
9
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(45)k
 
10
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
  19 0 3 0 4 2 27/31 95k
(120)k
 
11
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
n, m 6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 35k
(0)k
 
12
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
m 8 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 35k
(0)k
 
13
Chaos Halfling
5 3 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet, +ST
n, m 16 1 2 0 2 1 16/31 115k
(0)k
 
15
Chaos Halfling
6 1 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA
-st 11 0 2 0 2 0 10/16 65k
(60)k
 
9 players (+4 players missing next game)  
Coach: Deng_Ham Re-Rolls (120k): 6  
Race: Chaos Halfling Fan Factor: 21  
Current Team Value: 0k / 2320k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 3  
Team Value: 1775k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:74 (31/11/32) |TD Diff:-7 (86 - 93) |Cas Diff:10 (149/105/40 - 138/98/48)
Last Opponent: Kendermore Fellows

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Tenpole Mecca WSSkryre Slaves1000k252/2/290k2 - 11000k182/2/130k49k
Riverside Rat WranglersSquig Herders1110k181/1/060k2 - 01020k81/0/080k65k
Gurlakks GangSquig Herders1210k181/1/080k3 - 01030k112/1/090k62k
Ssshhhh we're actually lizardsGoblin Cheaters1330k122/1/180k0 - 11000k144/0/050k67k
Underpant Stealin GnomesGnome1400k91/2/030k0 - 21080k151/0/1100k68k
Disney Fairies UnionAlbion Fae1390k131/1/080k2 - 11000k80/0/060k46k
Tenpole Mecca WSSkryre Slaves1510k202/0/040k3 - 11290k192/3/060k48k
FlobalobStrigoyan1410k122/1/060k0 - 11310k143/0/180k53k
Da Rebul FakshunGoblin Cheaters1420k190/3/070k3 - 11320k100/0/060k61k
Internal PutrefactionNurglings1540k171/3/040k1 - 01370k112/2/060k92k
Takes Two To TangoSnotling1610k212/4/080k2 - 01000k70/1/050k63k
'E Kicked Mi Shin!Eshin Adepts1710k173/3/080k0 - 21200k161/2/090k81k
Underpant Stealin GnomesGnome1780k161/1/080k2 - 11580k285/4/370k83k
Tenpole Mecca WSSkryre Slaves1760k150/2/030k2 - 01390k153/2/060k80k
Disney Fairies UnionAlbion Fae1750k206/0/190k2 - 11020k121/1/080k85k
PikuPygmy1840k181/1/330k0 - 01250k90/2/1100k104k
Da Rebul FakshunGoblin Cheaters1790k191/2/140k1 - 01310k60/0/090k89k
FlobalobStrigoyan1870k354/5/050k5 - 01670k152/1/280k89k
Internal PutrefactionNurglings1960k134/1/030k0 - 01590k71/1/050k101k
Tenpole Mecca WSSkryre Slaves1950k101/0/150k0 - 21440k212/2/170k85k
PikuPygmy1860k175/1/030k0 - 01450k133/1/090k112k
Snots Feeling WellSnotling1880k201/3/040k2 - 11270k204/3/080k96k
'E Kicked Mi Shin!Eshin Adepts1940k122/1/040k0 - 41560k230/1/250k102k
Not So Great MawGnoblar1700k141/2/180k0 - 21750k243/1/260k93k
Cheatin' SkumGoblin Cheaters1750k50/0/040k0 - 21270k173/3/190k95k
Tenpole Mecca WSSkryre Slaves1760k214/0/370k1 - 11610k132/0/080k103k
Hail to the CheatGoblin Cheaters1880k133/0/170k0 - 21080k132/2/080k119k
Ray Davies and the SkinksSkink1960k110/1/060k1 - 21190k161/1/0110k103k
AlluvianKennelClubAlbion Fae2030k257/0/050k2 - 01080k111/1/150k78k
Kiss of the VerminEshin Adepts1960k133/1/080k0 - 21490k130/1/0100k105k
Hail to the CheatGoblin Cheaters2000k92/0/070k0 - 31170k203/3/2120k104k
Tenpole Mecca WSSkryre Slaves2000k111/0/050k1 - 11470k101/0/050k89k
AlluvianKennelClubAlbion Fae1900k182/0/170k2 - 01110k122/1/040k71k
AlluvianKennelClubAlbion Fae1970k201/0/220k3 - 01110k132/1/170k70k
Bouncing CarnageSquig Herders2030k70/1/030k0 - 41260k295/1/070k85k
Internal PutrefactionNurglings2000k111/1/140k0 - 32120k342/6/370k111k
AlluvianKennelClubAlbion Fae1750k172/1/140k1 - 31310k222/2/0100k86k
Kickin TailHalfling1820k141/2/150k0 - 31320k294/3/190k112k
Beckenham Beasties IIChaos Halfling1780k244/2/150k3 - 01000k133/0/070k75k
Tenpole Mecca WSSkryre Slaves1880k192/0/270k2 - 01540k90/1/140k71k
Thor's StalkersPygmy1920k110/1/070k1 - 31460k181/1/060k105k
Hunger PainsChaos Halfling1980k151/4/050k0 - 01350k132/1/180k92k
Kickin TailHalfling2000k93/1/050k0 - 01470k91/0/190k103k
Thor's StalkersPygmy2000k121/1/040k1 - 21440k152/0/150k99k
Beckenham Beasties IIChaos Halfling2030k232/4/010k2 - 01230k111/1/190k79k
Ray Davies and the SkinksSkink2050k195/3/030k0 - 31710k191/1/060k104k
Tenpole Mecca WSSkryre Slaves2120k113/0/030k0 - 21590k181/0/390k90k
Egrims HorseHorrors of Tzeentch1960k142/1/120k1 - 11000k124/0/0100k89k
Internal PutrefactionNurglings1980k153/3/230k0 - 12240k142/1/240k96k
Hypnotic BitesStrigoyan1930k345/2/430k3 - 01000k90/1/150k86k
War-PygsPygmy1950k133/1/150k0 - 21230k151/2/190k96k
AlluvianKennelClubAlbion Fae2030k213/3/020k2 - 01730k72/0/040k98k
Black Plague UnitedNurglings2100k143/0/160k0 - 11680k204/1/060k102k
TeefkikGoblin Cheaters2120k123/0/040k1 - 11050k141/0/280k82k
Merryhall TitansHalfling2080k253/2/150k3 - 0920k91/1/170k99k
GarbagePailKids!Goblin Cheaters2180k161/0/130k2 - 01230k50/0/090k98k
GarbagePailKids!Goblin Cheaters2180k194/1/040k2 - 11410k80/0/050k94k
Thor's StalkersPygmy2270k91/1/050k0 - 22070k242/4/180k131k
Sir Robin's MinstrelsSquig Herders2340k161/2/110k1 - 11060k143/0/090k111k
Why to goEshin Adepts2250k234/2/070k2 - 31110k200/1/190k107k
Kickin TailHalfling2310k150/2/060k2 - 0780k50/1/0100k144k
Warp Fanatics [L]Skryre Slaves2400k282/1/140k4 - 11000k152/1/0120k126k
Skinty SkinksSkink2490k264/3/030k3 - 01310k00/1/050k100k
Warseer WraithsSquig Herders2480k50/0/020k0 - 01020k71/1/050k99k
GarbagePailKids!Goblin Cheaters2510k293/4/060k3 - 01510k91/2/050k108k
Kendermore FellowsChaos Halfling2640k91/1/040k0 - 31550k214/5/150k96k
Hail to the CheatGoblin Cheaters2580k201/1/240k2 - 11080k81/0/080k122k
Da Rebul FakshunGoblin Cheaters2670k160/1/160k2 - 11550k111/0/080k113k
Tenpole Mecca WSSkryre Slaves2660k141/2/120k1 - 22100k212/4/080k122k
Thor's StalkersPygmy2600k132/2/030k0 - 22180k309/2/260k138k
Lords Of The BowNurgle's Rotters2460k142/2/050k0 - 21320k264/1/290k120k
Big Trouble in Little MongoliaNurgle's Rotters2280k60/0/030k0 - 21450k184/3/0100k119k
Thor's StalkersPygmy2240k132/2/040k0 - 32310k222/2/170k155k
Kendermore FellowsChaos Halfling2300k132/2/060k0 - 61690k353/4/270k120k