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vinco vici victum : conquer, overcome, master, win, surpass, excel.


Retired after multiple successive dice rapes. My FUMBBL FAREWELL!!!!!!!!!!


Highest winnings: 90000 • Highest gate: 169000 • Highest FF: 22
Highest TR: 327 • Most cas: for 8 (1, 2), against 9 • Best score: for 4-0, against 0-3

"We like to die!" Currently 37 deaths to 24 inflicted on the Blood Bowl field! Twice suffered 3 deaths and four times suffered 2 deaths on the field.


It took a while for this team to get going, initially a bit of a disasterous team far for skilled beastmen, the first three with mutations or stat increases being among the first to die. However, with a large fan factor, the team eventually took shape with some decent players and an impressive record.

This team likes to hire Nobbla. Matches where he plays are denoted by a *.

FUMBBL Tour IV-1
Start with a bang before getting dumped out of the FUMBBL Tour in the 2nd round by some absurd dice when victory looked inevitable.

FUMBBL SMACK Legend CCI
*Smashed dark elves __InSynnSion__, before winning despite *getting smashed by Beverly Orcs VIII. In the final it is *a pathetic loss against vampires Die Meech, Die who defied the odds.

Ulthuan Invitation V: Dark Qualifier
To mark this team's first major, it was decreed that Nobbla would be hired for every game. In the *first game, he took the MVP. In the *second match he caused the only significant injury. A great chance is squandered as good fortune is not capitalized upon in a *weak loss to Sorrow in the final.

Grotty Little Tournament
Not yet scheduled.

General Matches
Nobbla nobbles some orcs. End the career of Komog but fail to beat Teef Rippas. Epic encounter against strong ends in VVV victory. Razor sharp... retirement! Fail to win despite massacring Metro Orcs. Survive and throw away victory against Darkillers. Crush the Dreadful Droids and their star hobgoblin. Then mauled by Mass Effect. Killed Azoch. Begin recovery by whoopin' some orcs. Manage to beat Nuffle only to be pummelled by Nuffle primarily. Recover to battle past Battlestar Galactica before inventing some new ways to skin cats. Survive some hard hitting dwarves but less so with harder hitting chaos dwarves, before being "out-strenthed" (sic) by ogres. Both hate and love playing elves. Suffer heaviest defeat to lucky rats. We praise ye Nuffle oh lord of fortune. Scorn upon ye Nuffle, not once but twice in a row.

Hall Of Fame (in order of retirement/death)
The fast Divide and Conquerdied at 53spp
Match winner Conquerretired at 79spp • A coach
Agile warrior Massacredead at 34spp • 43 games
Strong warrior Eye of the Stormdead at 73spp • 79 consecutive games, active top10 for # of blocks
Blocker beastman Fist of Despairdead at 73spp • Most MVPs for a VVV player
Skillful warrior Titanleft team at 82spp • team ball carrier
Dangerous warrior Semper Fileft team at 115spp • most casualties for a VVV warrior
Useful troll Pritchardleft team at 74spp • A useful troll - who'd a thunk it?
Fast, strong beastman Fourteenth Horsemandead at 34spp • his death forced team retirement


New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(110)k
 
3
Chaos Warrior
5 5 3 9
+ST, Block
  16 0 3 0 2 1 18/ 170k
(153)k
 
6
Beastman
7 3 3 8
Horns
+MA, Strip Ball
  28 1 5 0 0 0 16/ 110k
(130)k
 
8
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
 
9
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Dirty Player, Block, Kick
  66 2 3 0 1 4 33/ 120k
(150)k
 
10
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Frenzy
  6 0 1 0 0 2 13/ 90k
(75)k
 
12
Beastman
6 3 3 7
Horns
Block, Dirty Player
-av 23 3 2 0 0 2 19/ 100k
(123)k
 
13
Beastman
5 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Tackle, Foul Appearance
-ma, n 42 0 5 0 8 2 41/ 130k
(108)k
 
15
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Guard
  9 0 3 0 1 2 21/ 100k
(123)k
 
9 players  
Coach: Chainsaw Re-Rolls (140k): 6  
Race: Chaos Fan Factor: 21  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1670k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:81 (45/14/22) |TD Diff:47 (120 - 73) |Cas Diff:14 (119/91/25 - 116/60/45)
Last Opponent: Les Arsouilles

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Swiftglade RangersWood Elf1000k131/1/080k1 - 01000k10/0/00k50k
PitkapartasivaritWood Elf1110k201/3/090k2 - 11080k122/0/080k65k
Undercity FCUndead1250k60/0/060k0 - 11100k141/2/170k66k
Orcasm (!)Orc1240k90/0/070k1 - 31280k231/1/170k66k
Kerplunkistan UnitedOrc1330k120/0/070k2 - 11340k111/0/040k50k
InbreedChaos Dwarf1430k141/2/030k1 - 11480k121/1/040k74k
War's SeekerHuman1490k181/1/090k3 - 01490k111/1/130k71k
DiscourseChaos Dwarf1560k110/1/060k2 - 11590k233/2/170k73k
OCD StuntiesChaos Dwarf1470k130/1/050k2 - 11550k101/1/070k90k
Festering GooNurgle's Rotters1470k151/2/160k2 - 01500k71/0/030k52k
Darwinian SlipUndead1570k191/1/290k2 - 01560k70/1/040k83k
Lucky GrinnersOrc1460k172/1/070k2 - 01450k81/0/050k87k
Vermin VicissitudesSkaven1590k153/0/060k1 - 21500k182/1/150k96k
Squinknest PillagersSkaven1580k180/2/050k3 - 11550k120/1/080k86k
I Motti ViventiUndead1670k141/0/060k2 - 01630k81/0/080k92k
I am the Black WizardsUndead1760k111/0/080k1 - 21750k132/0/090k102k
Odin's NomadsNorse1790k213/3/050k2 - 21870k120/0/150k81k
Lab's VerminsSkaven1790k121/1/050k1 - 21730k120/0/090k87k
Think GreekSkaven1870k253/4/050k2 - 21940k171/1/040k106k
Scratch RatsSkaven1980k243/2/210k2 - 01980k110/2/030k58k
House GloranHigh Elf2040k253/0/060k4 - 02010k60/0/040k94k
Size Matters for ThisOgre2160k131/1/090k2 - 02690k92/0/060k134k
Irish septOrc2290k161/1/040k2 - 12350k184/0/250k109k
Bovine BlockersChaos Dwarf2250k60/0/040k0 - 12320k194/2/150k138k
Brizzard BashersChaos Dwarf2140k182/0/170k3 - 02390k71/2/040k114k
Guinnes is lowDwarf2240k181/0/060k3 - 12190k153/0/040k120k
Zafer-Lu'ay SandlordsKhemri2300k122/0/080k1 - 02210k111/2/070k136k
Seattle Sea DwarvesDwarf2350k111/0/030k2 - 02310k111/1/160k138k
VCologneVampire2410k130/1/130k1 - 22570k140/0/050k126k
Emil BullsChaos Dwarf2460k141/1/030k2 - 22310k134/1/040k146k
Seattle Sea DwarvesDwarf2520k201/3/130k2 - 12430k142/1/020k136k
__InSynnSion__Dark Elf2600k174/2/070k2 - 12180k110/0/070k134k
Beverly Orcs VIIIOrc2660k90/0/060k1 - 02750k202/3/210k120k
Die Meech, DieVampire2460k151/1/180k1 - 32460k133/0/090k161k
Fierce FrenzyChaos Dwarf2480k194/1/140k2 - 12340k81/0/060k154k
HominisHuman2560k100/0/040k1 - 22590k244/2/340k166k
Sleekit RadgersLizardmen2460k193/1/050k3 - 12520k141/2/120k120k
Teef RippasOrc2560k142/2/080k1 - 13080k81/0/060k161k
Fleetfoot's Revenge IOrc2670k102/0/060k1 - 12680k112/1/170k145k
Dwarf ImperiumChaos Dwarf2580k82/1/150k1 - 02380k71/1/150k123k
Danes of NurgleNurgle's Rotters2560k132/0/020k2 - 02350k70/2/050k130k
SorrowDark Elf2520k185/1/130k1 - 22840k81/0/120k157k
Fleetfoot's Revenge IOrc2410k141/3/080k1 - 22880k141/0/020k141k
strongTomb Kings2470k191/2/290k2 - 12950k123/2/020k142k
Bo N ÉsKhemri2600k132/2/040k1 - 12320k100/0/270k131k
Flachpfeifens 4th trySkaven2620k224/2/050k2 - 12480k80/0/070k154k
SpeedkillChaos2660k71/0/130k0 - 12440k151/2/040k131k
Metro OrcsOrc2680k90/3/010k0 - 02580k71/0/050k123k
Cookies!Human2700k123/0/050k1 - 02230k60/1/060k99k
StrenthOgre2780k90/1/010k1 - 12850k143/0/020k123k
DarkillersChaos Chosen2800k50/0/010k0 - 02720k113/2/060k137k
Deadfull DroidsChaos Dwarf2820k245/2/020k3 - 02540k101/0/130k131k
Mass EffectChaos Chosen2810k100/2/00k0 - 22420k203/1/270k108k
StrenthOgre2650k91/0/060k1 - 02750k132/1/150k138k
Deathmoore GiantsShambling Undead2730k235/1/140k2 - 02090k50/0/050k93k
Serenity GracesWood Elf2490k81/1/050k1 - 32430k171/1/060k137k
My Femur!!!Undead2440k101/1/030k0 - 02190k112/1/170k126k
Orc elementalOrc2400k150/1/060k3 - 02410k71/0/060k117k
Brigandined EngineersChaos Dwarf2490k80/0/070k1 - 01990k70/1/080k110k
Deadfull DroidsChaos Dwarf2580k171/2/030k2 - 02670k111/0/020k116k
Medford MaulersOrc2650k80/0/00k1 - 12130k113/0/010k99k
Voices from the ancient duneTomb Kings2670k101/0/150k0 - 22140k151/2/350k117k
Stomp MayhemOrc2550k61/0/030k0 - 12570k130/1/10k97k
Zookeepers NightmareChaos2520k110/1/040k1 - 02170k70/0/120k96k
Battlestar Galactica (2003)Chaos Chosen2580k193/0/030k3 - 02530k60/0/120k97k
Dream Of A Thousand CatsVampire2660k264/4/020k3 - 02450k82/0/150k124k
Zu spaet die Hesse kommeDwarf2730k130/0/260k2 - 02380k94/0/020k111k
I Verdi, i Brutti e i Cattivi!Chaos Dwarf2820k80/2/00k0 - 22780k193/4/050k124k
StrenthOgre2830k52/0/020k0 - 12880k173/1/040k109k
Kick the Bucket'sDwarf2860k212/2/010k2 - 12560k172/1/160k122k
Win is just a curseWood Elf2860k152/0/150k2 - 22700k163/0/070k166k
Serenity GracesWood Elf2950k142/4/020k1 - 22590k152/2/120k136k
Dandelion EatersWood Elf2880k130/1/180k2 - 12630k100/0/030k167k
Hurush PentacleNecromantic Horror2990k240/2/350k3 - 02210k102/0/150k137k
Azure FrenzyHigh Elf3090k226/2/050k3 - 12530k141/0/150k169k
Undercity BrawlersSkaven3110k113/2/040k0 - 33050k191/1/050k136k
DC SuperheroinesChaos3160k203/3/150k2 - 12730k112/0/150k133k
Mills RulrDwarf3250k50/1/010k0 - 02660k174/2/030k102k
Rejects of HellChaos Dwarf3270k102/1/030k1 - 22200k212/0/440k113k
First ContactHuman2910k140/2/060k1 - 02400k00/0/00k119k
Les ArsouillesDwarf3010k11/0/00k0 - 12650k171/0/350k138k