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The results of unlicensed necromancy in a graveyard of protagonists, Zomb's main issue is that every member believes themselves to be the hero of the piece. Inevitably, none of them are. Stats (Overall/ In one game) Most Games: Zoe - 88 Most Blocks: Max - 544 / Max and Jack - 15 Most Cas: Max and Jack - 46 / Jack - 8 (!!!) Most Rush: Artemis - 763 / Artemis - 45 Most Touchdowns: Artemis - 32 / loads of ghouls - 2 Most Pass: Garrett - 39 / Garrett - 18 Most CP: Garrett - 6 / Artemis and Garrett - 2 Most Skillpoints: Jack - 131 / Jack - 16 Special Award: Borjoyzee for 18 games before his first skillpoints Special Award: Prince for scoring our only one-turner yet in game 21 Special Award: Max, Jack, Zoe and Borjoyzee all made it to 50 games at the same time. On my 51st game. Hmm... Poor start, losing to Bo-Brum's depleted lizards but Zomb were unbeaten after that point. Come the final day of the season, following a bloody 2-0 victory over Cyrus' orcs, we were tied on top with 2 other teams, but that first-day loss came back to haunt us and denied a place in the Prem. Ah well. Hero: Prince who scored a one-turner on turn 16 to win a match Zero: The Mummies who conspired to score a single casualty between them all season Probably the best start we've ever had, remaining undefeated against five bashy teams in succession and leading the division healthily at that point. Unfortunately, the last of those five also caused the retirement of two founder players, the Mummy April and the Wight Manny. All we needed was a draw from the last two matches to have a shot at the playoff, and, well, we lost them both. Last-ditch elven defences stopped us from securing draws in both of them and we finished an agonising point from the playoffs. Hero: Max, who held the line admirably in April's absence with 8 cas for the season. Zero: Sam, who dropped the ball on T8 of the final game when there was a clear path to score. Another good start, winning our first two games comfortably, before we slide to a defeat against some orcs (I'm blaming Marcus for failing the GFI that would have secured the draw). Recovered to beat Something is Rotting handily thanks to a barrage of skulls landing on Unstoffe's head, and Timlagor's Slann thanks to the ball not going out of play. An admin win against the potentially troublesome elves set me up for a final-round top of the table clash against Ehlers' zneaky worzhippers, who we'd lost to a few seasons back. We massively, massively lost that and zneaked through to the playoffs, where we also massively lost. There's always next year. A straightforward 2-1 grind over some humans gives way to no wins in our next five games, including two high-scoring draws (our first 3-3!). The division is very much the haves and have-nots though so I still have a chance to survive on the last day of the season, and grasp it with cold dead hands, beating KJG's necros 2-0. It's a bad season for ghouls, with Sam and Prince of the original quartet injured off. I'm left with a niggled Artemis to remind me of the good times. Hero: Jack managed eight casualties in one game. Ridiculous. Zero: Marcus is still to do anything of use after 16 games. STEP UP, SON. Hella close division but I'm a win off challenging for promotion and so have to settle (again) for mid-table mediocrity. Absolutely slaughtered by lizards and slann but make up for it by not losing to elves. Okay yes we drew when we could have won, but it's a start. Artemis, Max and Jack are forming some kind of high-stakes triumvarate as they're around about a century of skillpoints. I should really try to skill up other people occasionally. Hero: Poor Garrett the agile ghoul, smashed down by the lizards in a valiant attempt to free the ball Zero: Marcus is still to do anything of use after 23 games. I could just copy and paste this, I think. It's going to be a while. The glory year! After securing a draw with some rough tough orcs, we embark on an smashing spree the like of which has never before been seen. Our old Khemri friends, El Dia De Los Muertos are pushed aside again, and then delves, helves and zons are all dealt grinding 2-1 defeats. Underdog skaven secure a draw and we absolutely tank the final game, going down 2-0 to White Isle Retail, getting several MNGs in the process, but it's (just) enough to win the division. Zomb are going to the Premiership! Life is wonderful! Life is pain. The big three, Artemis, Jack and Max all die in the space of two games against Pete's Norse and Mateus' Chaos, with superstrong zombie Shepherd joining them for good luck. 400 skillpoints lighter, a new team must emerge from the smouldering wreckage. Our next two games see Zomb get themselves into at least drawing situations, only to throw it away. Still, couple of 2-1 defeats, I'm getting close to that goal of not losing a game in the Prem. Finally in game 7, we achieve it, a mighty draw against our old pals Something is Rotten. And then again next game, with a length of the field zombie play. But we never do get that maiden prem victory and are relegated with a pretty awful record, shorn of every good player we had. Rebuild! A rare default loss is a poor way to start the season but we're back on track, unbeaten in the next three, a GFI away from winning the first. There's a few punchy teams around and I survive the first test, a 1-1 draw against a couple of obscene wolves. Another win and we're hoping for playoffs but despite inflicting a monstrous level of hurt on the Har Ganeth Headrippers, we lose 2-1. Ah well, always next year...

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Woodies on Sabitical	Norse	970k	13	3/1/0	20k	0 - 2	990k	15	2/0/0	50k	16k
Buffalorc BWILs	Orc	1030k	8	0/0/0	70k	1 - 1	970k	9	0/0/0	50k	22k
Dirty Trapis Meeting In WIL	Vampire	1110k	21	2/2/1	70k	2 - 0	1150k	9	1/0/1	20k	16k
Woodburns (WIL)power	Wood Elf	1190k	18	2/1/2	30k	1 - 1	1080k	8	0/0/0	60k	13k
Tabletop Rules	Dark Elf	1260k	20	2/1/0	50k	2 - 3	1190k	17	0/1/0	60k	21k
Norsca Touring Barbarians	Norse	1300k	16	3/0/1	30k	1 - 1	1260k	13	1/1/0	50k	24k
Whisky Imbued Lords	High Elf	1490k	21	2/3/0	60k	2 - 0	1260k	10	1/0/0	70k	24k
Zetland	Skaven	1510k	21	4/1/0	50k	2 - 1	1230k	9	1/0/0	20k	18k
Contagious Cavaliers	Nurgle	1540k	13	0/1/0	80k	2 - 1	1000k	10	1/0/1	50k	24k
Greene Jaguars	Human	1610k	17	2/0/1	60k	3 - 0	2120k	10	1/1/0	40k	23k
Game of Thrones 2011	Nurgle	1680k	12	2/0/0	80k	1 - 1	1270k	8	0/0/0	40k	29k
Rickson By Armbar	Orc	1680k	10	1/0/1	40k	0 - 2	1800k	22	3/2/0	70k	34k
Sierra Reruns	Shambling Undead	1590k	5	0/0/0	20k	0 - 2	1370k	15	1/1/0	20k	29k
Ebil Zneaky Worzhipperz	Chaos Dwarf	1670k	13	1/0/1	20k	1 - 2	1610k	15	0/2/0	60k	30k
Eaters of Brains	Necromantic Horror	1600k	8	1/1/0	10k	0 - 1	1730k	13	0/2/0	70k	28k
Barons of Blackwater	High Elf	1650k	18	3/1/0	50k	2 - 3	2130k	16	0/0/0	70k	22k
My Fellow Armoricans	Chaos Chosen	1740k	12	1/2/0	50k	1 - 0	1890k	12	1/2/0	10k	35k
Holy Cliffs	Skaven	1650k	24	0/0/1	40k	5 - 1	1270k	13	0/1/0	60k	27k
Slitherpool FC	Lizardmen	1710k	16	4/0/0	20k	1 - 2	1850k	11	0/0/0	70k	24k
White County FFC	Chaos Chosen	1780k	15	2/0/0	70k	2 - 2	1530k	21	2/2/1	70k	29k
WIL Nurse for Cash	Dark Elf	1700k	17	2/1/0	80k	2 - 1	1460k	10	1/0/0	20k	27k
Kung Pow!!	Chaos Dwarf	1760k	12	2/0/0	60k	1 - 1	1800k	15	2/1/0	40k	30k
White Isle Retail	Orc	1640k	19	4/2/0	60k	2 - 0	1880k	11	0/0/1	40k	23k
Kung Pow!!	Chaos Dwarf	1770k	13	0/1/0	60k	2 - 1	1690k	14	2/1/0	60k	31k
Bubonic Phalanx	Nurgle	1720k	19	2/1/1	60k	2 - 0	1850k	8	0/1/0	20k	30k
San DieAgo Cadavres	Shambling Undead	1660k	16	2/1/1	30k	1 - 1	1620k	10	1/0/0	40k	29k
Taking the Biscuit	Lizardmen	1860k	19	3/0/1	50k	2 - 1	1930k	12	2/0/0	20k	27k
Queens Park Raiders	Chaos Dwarf	1900k	15	2/1/0	70k	1 - 1	1820k	16	2/1/1	30k	30k
Wood You Like	Wood Elf	1780k	12	1/0/1	50k	1 - 2	1420k	14	0/1/0	60k	33k
W.I.L. High	High Elf	1680k	15	4/1/1	50k	0 - 1	2040k	11	0/1/0	50k	25k
My Fellow Armoricans	Chaos Chosen	1690k	26	2/2/1	70k	3 - 0	1650k	11	1/1/1	20k	28k
Weegie Boys	Human	1600k	14	0/2/0	90k	1 - 0	1600k	3	1/0/0	0k	28k
El Dia de los Muertos	Tomb Kings	1810k	15	2/0/0	30k	2 - 1	1450k	12	1/1/0	20k	27k
fighting greenskins	Orc	1840k	12	2/0/0	50k	1 - 2	1950k	14	1/0/0	50k	31k
Something is Rotting	Nurgle	1830k	11	0/0/0	50k	2 - 0	2020k	12	0/2/1	30k	26k
Leap for Victory	Slann	1880k	17	3/0/0	60k	2 - 1	1700k	9	0/0/0	50k	33k
Ebil Zneaky Worzhipperz	Chaos Dwarf	1880k	6	0/0/0	40k	0 - 3	1840k	23	3/1/0	60k	36k
Taking the Biscuit	Lizardmen	1730k	12	2/0/0	40k	1 - 2	2110k	13	1/0/0	70k	37k
Drylake Flowerboys	Human	1900k	19	2/2/0	40k	2 - 1	1400k	10	2/0/0	40k	37k
V for Vendetta!	Dark Elf	1930k	10	0/1/0	10k	1 - 2	1460k	17	2/0/0	40k	28k
Something is Rotting	Nurgle	1870k	11	2/1/0	20k	0 - 2	1960k	29	4/4/1	60k	26k
Barons of Blackwater	High Elf	1730k	27	5/2/1	50k	2 - 2	2130k	18	2/0/0	70k	37k
Buffalorc BWILs	Orc	1840k	24	2/2/0	30k	3 - 3	1870k	20	0/2/0	60k	29k
Death Isle Ghosts	Shambling Undead	1620k	11	3/0/0	40k	0 - 1	1810k	12	1/1/0	50k	28k
Eaters of Brains	Necromantic Horror	1790k	17	2/1/0	50k	2 - 0	2040k	11	2/1/0	50k	31k
W.I.L. High	High Elf	1830k	18	4/0/1	40k	1 - 1	1950k	10	1/0/0	30k	30k
My Fellow Armoricans	Chaos Chosen	1860k	23	3/1/0	60k	3 - 0	1660k	11	3/1/0	20k	31k
Fava's Revenge	Dark Elf	1870k	16	1/1/1	50k	1 - 1	1570k	11	0/1/0	40k	26k
White Isle Lizards	Lizardmen	1820k	7	0/1/0	60k	0 - 2	1700k	13	0/0/1	50k	37k
White Isle Lotus	Slann	1730k	5	0/0/0	40k	0 - 3	1830k	18	1/0/1	70k	29k
[H] Rebel Pride	High Elf	1750k	19	2/2/0	50k	2 - 1	2180k	10	0/0/0	70k	31k
El Dia de los Muertos	Tomb Kings	1780k	10	1/0/0	60k	1 - 0	1820k	5	0/0/0	40k	28k
Rickson By Armbar	Orc	1810k	10	0/0/0	50k	1 - 1	2080k	12	0/2/0	30k	30k
El Dia de los Muertos	Tomb Kings	1800k	19	1/2/1	80k	2 - 0	1850k	15	2/3/0	60k	25k
Har Ganeth Headrippers	Dark Elf	1650k	19	3/1/0	40k	2 - 1	1930k	10	1/0/0	50k	30k
White and Purple Smoke	High Elf	1840k	17	3/0/0	30k	2 - 1	1550k	10	0/0/0	60k	27k
Power of Lingerie	Amazon	1850k	19	2/1/1	60k	2 - 1	1530k	10	0/0/0	10k	24k
Vile Vermilion Vermin	Skaven	1860k	11	0/0/0	80k	2 - 2	1300k	13	0/0/0	30k	26k
White Isle Retail	Orc	1850k	6	0/0/0	30k	0 - 2	1830k	18	1/2/1	50k	24k
Surfing the WhiteIsle	Norse	1570k	12	1/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1930k	29	5/2/2	60k	37k
Pleasure and Pain VIII	Chaos Chosen	1750k	5	0/0/0	60k	0 - 2	1920k	22	3/0/2	70k	38k
Seven Pillars	Skaven	1450k	15	2/1/0	40k	1 - 2	1770k	17	2/0/1	70k	24k
Pine Valley Cosmonauts	Wood Elf	1460k	12	1/0/1	60k	1 - 2	1670k	13	0/0/1	70k	29k
fighting greenskins	Orc	1440k	7	0/0/0	30k	0 - 3	1930k	18	1/0/0	70k	30k
South of Eternity	Necromantic Horror	1450k	10	2/0/0	50k	0 - 1	1880k	9	0/0/0	60k	26k
Something is Rotting	Nurgle	1440k	12	1/1/1	20k	1 - 1	1760k	19	2/2/1	70k	23k
Death Isle Ghosts	Shambling Undead	1310k	10	0/1/0	20k	1 - 1	1660k	12	3/1/0	40k	27k
[H] Rebel Pride	High Elf	1370k	13	0/0/2	10k	1 - 3	2030k	18	0/1/0	80k	21k
White Nurgislers	Nurgle	1420k	10	0/1/0	40k	1 - 1	1720k	14	1/0/2	40k	26k
Greene Jaguars	Human	1340k	15	1/0/1	20k	2 - 1	1550k	12	2/0/0	70k	28k
Putting the Wight in WIL	Necromantic Horror	1520k	10	0/1/0	40k	1 - 1	1780k	14	3/0/0	70k	26k
This Band WIL Change Your Life	Chaos Renegade	1520k	13	1/0/0	70k	2 - 0	1460k	11	1/1/1	30k	21k
Har Ganeth Headrippers	Dark Elf	1440k	18	1/2/3	60k	1 - 2	2220k	14	1/0/1	70k	32k
White Isle Retail	Orc	1510k	10	1/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1750k	20	1/3/0	80k	26k
Uendelig Aggression	Chaos Renegade	1420k	6	0/0/0	40k	0 - 2	1910k	17	1/2/0	50k	33k
Tackle gives us the WILlies	Amazon	1410k	12	1/2/0	10k	0 - 2	1540k	13	1/0/0	80k	31k
WILey Foxes	Necromantic Horror	1500k	20	3/2/1	60k	1 - 0	1890k	10	1/1/0	60k	25k
Greene Jaguars	Human	1530k	15	1/1/0	70k	2 - 0	1730k	8	1/0/0	30k	24k
White Isle Retail	Orc	1610k	5	0/0/0	20k	0 - 0	2100k	10	0/2/0	80k	22k
WIL to Win	Dwarf	1480k	10	0/1/0	30k	1 - 1	1370k	13	1/1/0	50k	29k
Har Ganeth Headrippers	Dark Elf	1470k	9	0/0/0	10k	1 - 2	1830k	12	0/0/0	80k	29k
Salamonis Glory	High Elf	1650k	7	1/0/0	20k	0 - 1	1460k	16	1/2/1	60k	30k
fighting greenskins	Orc	1600k	12	2/0/0	20k	1 - 1	2080k	22	3/2/2	80k	28k
Pour le Mérite	Elven Union	1550k	16	2/1/1	40k	1 - 1	1840k	11	0/1/0	80k	32k
WIL to Win	Dwarf	1560k	18	1/0/1	60k	3 - 0	1430k	13	1/1/2	60k	25k
Uendelig Aggression	Chaos Renegade	1600k	19	0/2/2	70k	2 - 2	1950k	23	3/2/0	80k	24k
Sinister Snakes	Chaos Chosen	1610k	8	0/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1850k	15	1/1/1	60k	29k
Power of Lingerie	Amazon	1690k	19	2/1/1	70k	2 - 0	1900k	5	0/0/0	70k	32k
[L] Genesis Apocryphon	Chaos Renegade	1720k	28	3/3/0	70k	3 - 0	1830k	10	0/1/1	20k	36k
Queens Park Raiders	Chaos Dwarf	1720k	10	1/0/0	70k	1 - 0	1920k	9	1/1/0	60k	21k
Teutogen Silver Guard	Human	1730k	12	1/1/0	50k	1 - 3	1600k	26	5/0/1	40k	33k
Vile Vermilion Vermin	Skaven	1700k	9	0/0/0	60k	1 - 3	1530k	21	3/0/0	70k	27k
Surfing the WhiteIsle	Norse	1740k	19	1/2/1	70k	2 - 1	1820k	19	2/1/2	20k	33k
HarsH North	Chaos Chosen	1630k	19	1/3/1	50k	2 - 2	2060k	20	2/1/1	60k	34k
That Were Bristle	Shambling Undead	1480k	10	1/1/0	10k	0 - 1	1810k	16	3/1/0	60k	24k
Power of Lingerie	Amazon	1540k	14	2/1/0	70k	1 - 1	1490k	13	0/2/0	20k	22k
Death Isle Ghosts	Shambling Undead	1490k	10	1/0/0	60k	1 - 1	1620k	12	1/2/0	90k	28k
Pour le Mérite	Elven Union	1470k	15	0/3/0	20k	1 - 2	1760k	14	0/0/0	80k	32k
White and Purple Smoke	High Elf	1630k	11	3/1/0	60k	0 - 1	1770k	14	1/1/1	80k	26k