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From the Cachalan Cuties cheerbook
(Main Cheer)
Ker ker Catch!
Catch a new batch!
Ker ker Catch!
Catch a new batch..
for the cooking pot

Ker ker Catch
Catch a new batch!
Ker Ker Catch
Catch a new batch...
and boil them good and hot

(After a Hehe :) or a Ha ha :0 foul)
Ee put da Voodoo, in 'iz shoe shoe and kick you you. *HE...HE...HE! or *HA HA HA!

(After a trip from a Prehensile Tail or Shadowing)
Tailed Ya and Nailed Ya. *Whoo Hoo HA!

(After a cas caused by an Alligator Warrior)
See ya later from the Gater. *DOO DOO DOODOODOO!
Smile smile, crocodile. *DOO DOO DOODOODOO!

(After a leap by an Eagle Warrior (taken from the pygmy hit by canABBAls)
And he flies like an Eagle!
Flying high high, high in the sky.
(Accompanied by the Eagle dance performed by the Cuties, and the fans manically flapping their arms).

(After a pygmy survives a hit from nasty player)
He's fat He's round, he bounces on the ground.
(insert players name here) (insert players name here)

(After a kill from a Kroxigor)
Are you a Christian?
It would be kinda fine.
You're crucified on da Krox.
Your bloods flowing like wine!

* Requires crowd interaction.

Game 58, we had our first successful apo! Well done there doc!!

Cannibal's dearly departeds
Games played 73 MVPs 10 Spp 86 Togo was heart wrenchingly killed in a game that appeared to be totally under control. Such was 'TP's overall manipulation of the cannibals game, that after his death the game was lost. Sorely missed.
Games played 67 Blocks 385 Spp 79 Toggy was an original member killed in game 71. Although slow, was a key member of the blitzing team.
Games played 39 Casualties 44 Spp 98 Textl was the backbone of the Cannibals, manipulating opposing players with ease. Another original member.
Games played 47 Yards Rushed 506 Spp 72 Totto was another original member, and another to suffer injury before finally dying on the pitch. He was the team's captain and runner up to his demise and will be sorely missed.
Games played 74 Fouls 70 Spp 40 He He :) was probably the most heart breaking loss so far. An orignal member who had his own chant!

*** Did you know.......
The popular 'Piggers Halfy & Sons' brand of glue can trace its heritage back to the first touring Pygmy side to set foot in an Old World stadium. Unfortunately for their unsuspecting opponents, the Cachalan Cannibals were aptly named! All was going well in their first match in Altdorf and fans seemed to take a shining to the plucky little fellows' grit and determination, that is, until halftime. Although throwing the opposing apothecary, the Leeg‟s Secretary of Finance and the Emperor‟s boot polish boy's third cousin into a cooking pot with garlic and olives is a great honour in Cachalan, it isn't appreciated nearly as much in Altdorf. It's still not sure who were more shocked by the distressing affair, those in attendance or the Cachalans who were not prepared for the objection to their offering. The Cannibals were chased out of Altdorf and Emperor‟s finest trackers were dispatched to bring them to justice.

Pygmies however, make even better trackers, and mysteriously the whole team disappeared without a trace. Did they high-tail it back to Lustria? Die in the harsh cold? Perhaps they were eaten by a Hippogriff in the mountains on their return trek? Or did they relocate to the Moot as some suggest? Soon after reports began to circlulate of small bald bronzed skin Halflings running amok, with glued on mutton chops and wearing wigs on their feet, chasing the locals with knives and forks. Such tales had many suspicious of what really happened to the touring side. It wasn't long after that a new Halfling team emerged called the 'Ketchup Tannables' sponsored by Piggy Wiggly Halfy Glue and Soup Company, who quickly shortened their name to Piggers Halfy & Sons.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Pygmy
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
 
2
Pygmy
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
  16 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
 
3
Alligator Warrior
3 2 1 8
Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Block, Dodge, Guard, Side Step
-ag, -ag, -ma 68 0 1 0 23 6 79/176 150k
(40+110)k
 
4
Pygmy
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
 
5
Jaguar Warrior
6 2 3 6
Claw, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Sprint, Stunty
Block, Dodge, Tackle, Dauntless, Guard
m 56 0 14 0 16 5 99/176 180k
(0)k
 
6
Eagle Warrior
7 2 3 4
Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Side Step, Tackle, Kick, Sure Feet
-av, -av 113 2 15 1 48 6 175/176 180k
(50+130)k
 
7
Alligator Warrior
4 2 2 8
Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
  10 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
8
Pygmy
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
Sure Feet
  4 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 55k
(35+20)k
 
9
Jaguar Warrior
6 2 4 6
Claw, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Sprint, Stunty
Block, +AG, Dodge
  22 1 3 0 8 4 46/51 150k
(70+80)k
 
10
Pygmy
5 2 5 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
+AG, +AG, Side Step
  28 7 7 0 1 2 40/51 135k
(35+100)k
 
11
Eagle Warrior
7 2 3 6
Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Stunty
  8 1 0 0 1 0 3/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
12
Pygmy
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
Sure Feet, Sprint
  34 1 1 0 1 3 21/31 75k
(35+40)k
 
13
Kroxigor
6 5 1 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull
m 2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 130k
(0)k
 
14
Pygmy
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
 
15
Pygmy
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
 
16
Kroxigor
6 5 1 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull
Guard, Block
  13 0 0 0 10 0 20/31 180k
(130+50)k
 
14 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: harvestmouse Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Pygmy Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1580k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 75k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1890k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:118 (53/30/35) |TD Diff:17 (128 - 111) |Cas Diff:-87 (289/92/42 - 358/116/36)
Last Opponent: Get the ref!

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
-Teddy Bears Picnic-Forest Goblin970k122/0/030k1 - 21040k126/1/040k20k
unomasunosontresGoblin Cheaters1020k222/1/070k3 - 01090k135/0/050k20k
Meet PieGoblin Cheaters1170k173/0/050k2 - 01100k83/0/010k16k
Things go BOOMSkryre Slaves1150k226/0/150k1 - 11100k162/2/040k11k
GenomosGnome1180k142/1/050k1 - 21150k172/1/060k19k
We Come To Steal Your BabiesEshin Adepts1310k216/0/050k1 - 01300k134/1/040k24k
Warpstone RabbleSkryre Slaves1410k143/1/050k1 - 21350k191/3/070k30k
2. SC WeisskirchenGoblin Cheaters1290k162/2/060k1 - 01280k93/0/050k26k
Smashed SnotlingsSnotling1580k113/0/050k0 - 11600k205/1/070k28k
Hungry, Hungry HipposSquig Herders1560k121/1/020k1 - 11420k183/2/050k21k
GnobliciousGnoblar1440k163/1/060k1 - 11350k288/2/050k30k
Dirty DegreesGoblin Cheaters1570k191/2/120k2 - 01460k70/0/150k25k
Gums and No TeethHorrors of Tzeentch1640k172/2/080k2 - 11540k163/0/140k25k
Oh, The Horror!Horrors of Tzeentch1560k140/4/070k1 - 01600k91/1/010k26k
Stompers IncGoblin Cheaters1600k102/0/030k1 - 11630k173/3/050k34k
Flying Cosmic HorrorsHorrors of Tzeentch1400k122/0/030k1 - 11480k172/2/070k30k
Leaf Them AloneForest Goblin1570k123/1/020k0 - 31610k224/0/080k37k
Underlings revengeGoblin Cheaters1690k120/0/240k1 - 11480k123/1/150k29k
SuresureSnotling1580k161/1/040k2 - 01540k215/3/050k25k
Hungry Hungry HorrorsHorrors of Tzeentch1490k233/3/180k2 - 01320k50/0/050k28k
Kleine SpioneNurglings1750k286/1/060k3 - 01900k153/1/150k46k
U.K. EastfarthingChaos Halfling1770k143/0/040k1 - 01560k134/1/050k39k
Frodos Third ArmChaos Halfling1730k81/0/020k0 - 11390k151/1/150k36k
Kaaos HCChaos Halfling1750k164/0/060k1 - 01580k91/3/010k33k
Barrarrag BruisersChaos Halfling1640k120/0/280k1 - 11740k224/1/130k32k
Obganiating OnomatopoeiasHorrors of Tzeentch1670k122/0/050k1 - 21570k151/0/130k33k
Crome Gnomes 2Gnome1460k50/0/070k0 - 11330k184/1/060k20k
Never Not FunnyGoblin Cheaters1770k92/0/070k0 - 21420k187/2/020k32k
Pass the PygsPygmy1710k133/1/040k0 - 21400k214/1/040k33k
Oh, The Horror!Horrors of Tzeentch1790k265/2/120k3 - 01740k71/0/020k30k
Major FraudsGoblin Cheaters1840k81/0/050k0 - 21530k154/1/070k32k
Miese kleine MistkerleChaos Halfling1850k113/0/020k0 - 21430k234/3/050k28k
Dead Oak BrigadeForest Goblin1600k163/0/120k1 - 01360k155/0/150k24k
Powder BallsGnome1830k100/1/080k1 - 11490k143/2/050k29k
Athletic Ethylic of NurgleNurglings1610k232/0/3120k1 - 01570k83/1/00k29k
Pint sized insanityChaos Halfling1940k101/0/070k1 - 01820k165/0/040k33k
Shamrock ArmadaGnome1990k173/1/040k2 - 11900k122/0/030k35k
Perdido Street PestilenceNurglings2020k152/0/130k2 - 11780k163/1/030k31k
Ramazos a destajoAlbion Fae1990k121/0/150k1 - 21800k255/2/070k48k
No GemsGnome1900k132/0/060k1 - 11690k101/0/030k27k
DirtiesGoblin Cheaters1950k50/0/040k0 - 21640k142/2/180k39k
Oh, The Horror!Horrors of Tzeentch1480k102/0/070k1 - 11910k80/0/050k26k
Gobbos taste like chickens!Squig Herders1970k91/1/040k0 - 21640k193/0/160k39k
Faulty FlowersNurglings1850k245/2/070k1 - 01610k113/0/030k29k
AccidentGnoblar1800k50/0/020k0 - 31680k2510/4/060k45k
DirtiesGoblin Cheaters1450k123/1/020k1 - 11950k143/1/180k39k
Hollow Tree Factory GangAlbion Fae1710k101/1/050k1 - 01490k92/0/050k29k
Never Bite on the First DateStrigoyan1870k142/0/160k1 - 01670k134/0/020k32k
Sgt Snorrums Bashy LGoblin Cheaters1880k204/2/080k1 - 11510k101/0/160k33k
Faulty FlowersNurglings1800k131/0/040k2 - 11840k174/0/010k34k
Gnome Total WarGnome1850k191/3/080k2 - 01560k101/1/040k26k
MagyaragyarGoblin Cheaters1790k192/2/050k2 - 01860k93/0/060k42k
Deathwish VerminEshin Adepts1920k214/1/060k2 - 11680k130/1/140k39k
'Bad'-eptsEshin Adepts1920k174/0/160k0 - 41760k325/1/170k35k
Nasty! Nasty!Goblin Cheaters1870k120/0/070k2 - 01390k51/0/030k39k
Living Punching BagsAlbion Fae1910k183/2/080k1 - 01920k152/2/050k29k
Philadeathia FlyersHorrors of Tzeentch1870k183/1/150k1 - 11370k122/0/030k29k
PolitbyuroChaos Halfling2000k110/1/030k1 - 21590k215/2/070k35k
Swarmy of DarknessHorrors of Tzeentch1840k142/1/020k1 - 11610k153/0/060k31k
Head CollectorsPygmy2020k133/1/040k0 - 01730k113/0/050k33k
Famous under coverGoblin Cheaters2030k215/0/040k2 - 11720k82/0/050k43k
MagyaragyarGoblin Cheaters2040k154/1/050k0 - 11800k103/2/080k39k
Living Punching BagsAlbion Fae1870k193/1/020k2 - 11870k205/0/150k28k
Watch This!Horrors of Tzeentch2110k121/0/170k1 - 11650k131/2/070k35k
Pint sized insanityChaos Halfling1880k172/1/050k2 - 11870k163/2/120k29k
Burgundyfield BunniesChaos Halfling1730k71/0/020k0 - 11620k125/0/070k29k
Never Bite on the First DateStrigoyan2090k152/0/030k2 - 11720k162/1/140k33k
Watch This!Horrors of Tzeentch2000k162/0/240k1 - 11660k171/3/030k33k
2. SC WeisskirchenGoblin Cheaters1850k174/0/060k1 - 11500k92/0/070k32k
Deathwish VerminEshin Adepts2130k206/1/120k1 - 01740k83/0/050k27k
Junior Dirty EatersGoblin Cheaters2180k143/0/020k1 - 21760k194/1/160k28k
CheesefeetsNurglings1820k214/1/060k2 - 01670k92/0/030k33k
Swarmy of DarknessHorrors of Tzeentch2090k121/1/050k1 - 11690k122/0/040k27k
Oh, The Horror!Horrors of Tzeentch2020k172/0/140k2 - 02140k112/0/220k39k
Faulty FlowersNurglings2130k121/0/050k1 - 21770k192/2/060k28k
Stunty GodsChaos Halfling1970k193/1/030k2 - 01590k133/1/020k29k
Odd Li'l UnsHorrors of Tzeentch2060k162/2/080k1 - 01500k112/0/130k30k
Watch This!Horrors of Tzeentch1940k150/0/160k2 - 01690k134/1/040k25k
Pint sized insanityChaos Halfling2190k225/2/070k1 - 01790k92/0/040k32k
Deathwish VerminEshin Adepts2160k222/1/160k2 - 01650k72/0/020k38k
Crazy AIDSNurglings2180k121/1/080k1 - 0990k155/2/030k24k
Squig InfernoSquig Herders1880k171/1/0130k1 - 0920k00/0/00k28k
Pint sized insanityChaos Halfling2250k173/1/050k1 - 11870k268/1/070k31k
Little Balls Of HappinessSquig Herders2030k193/2/080k2 - 0920k50/0/010k29k
Absolute MayhemGoblin Cheaters2030k130/3/180k0 - 01440k104/0/070k29k
Oh, The Horror!Horrors of Tzeentch2250k132/1/150k0 - 21940k183/1/050k26k
Chocolate Factory All-StarsPygmy1880k164/0/020k1 - 21800k212/3/030k36k
Big Kitty TheorySquig Herders1970k223/1/160k2 - 01500k51/0/050k27k
Totality Total MassiveGnoblar2220k183/0/080k2 - 1970k101/0/040k25k
To Weak to DieChaos Halfling2250k155/1/030k0 - 21830k295/5/130k37k
Candy Wood CannibalsForest Goblin1730k101/1/030k1 - 11290k133/0/070k29k
Recalcitrant WreckersSnotling2240k186/0/050k0 - 21600k235/1/050k32k
Pint sized insanityChaos Halfling2180k204/1/140k1 - 11880k164/1/180k32k
Faulty FlowersNurglings2170k101/0/020k1 - 11880k206/0/060k32k
To Weak to DieChaos Halfling2280k193/1/070k2 - 11810k132/1/060k31k
I don't know how to name thisSkink2290k226/1/030k1 - 11720k123/1/240k35k
Slipknot TribmutationChaos Halfling2120k121/1/030k1 - 11090k165/1/120k19k
Soul DrinkersChaos Halfling1840k50/0/010k0 - 31680k338/1/170k33k
Bloodstains on the carpetChaos Halfling2020k184/1/080k1 - 01380k135/1/020k34k
ToesuckersStrigoyan1850k133/0/140k0 - 11680k183/3/050k24k
DirtiesGoblin Cheaters1760k193/1/320k0 - 31740k183/0/240k33k
Li'l GothamChaos Halfling1830k255/1/120k2 - 01710k132/2/020k34k
ChukachukaChaos Halfling1710k172/1/110k1 - 21690k243/3/180k23k
KooKooMooGoblin Cheaters1210k143/0/060k1 - 01080k133/1/040k22k
DirtiesGoblin Cheaters1840k214/0/070k2 - 11700k121/0/040k30k
Battle[S]hipHorrors of Tzeentch2060k235/1/140k1 - 11990k223/1/230k36k
Gnoblar's KnobsGnoblar1880k162/1/250k0 - 01030k93/1/020k26k
ToesuckersStrigoyan1660k91/2/030k0 - 31680k160/1/030k34k
Lurky TurkyHorrors of Tzeentch1840k192/2/090k2 - 0960k154/1/020k20k
Chinari Fightin' FaeAlbion Fae2000k224/0/080k3 - 01270k123/0/040k23k
Deep, Deep in the WoodsForest Goblin2110k174/2/030k0 - 21610k154/2/050k32k
Cure for LifeGoblin Cheaters1800k120/0/240k1 - 21800k132/2/040k40k
Feel da NurgNurglings1730k161/2/160k0 - 21770k285/1/220k31k
MasterChef The ProfessionalsPro Halflings1730k182/2/150k1 - 11550k162/2/060k35k
GrimZippsGoblin Cheaters1950k267/1/140k2 - 11630k123/0/030k22k
WhosimojammersGoblin Cheaters2050k90/0/030k1 - 11890k143/0/170k40k
Bromidrosis Juniors 1Nurglings1810k141/2/070k1 - 0970k131/3/020k21k
Get the ref!Goblin Cheaters1780k144/0/010k0 - 21810k153/1/160k39k