FUMBBL :: BCB Borussia Orcmund

40 coaches online • Server time: 10:50

* * * Did you know? The most deaths in a single match is 8.

Recent Forum Topics

goto Post

Gnomes are trash

goto Post

Gnome Roster - how a...

goto Post

Skittles' Centu...

BCB Borussia Orcmund

[L] Orc

Refresh
Show
- Log
- Hide Matches
- Stats
- Development
- Past Players
- Yearbook
Team Options

Bloodbowl CluB Borussia Orcmund

Click to enter!

News

2016-11-21

Due to an unexpected 3-2 victory of Elf C Utrecht vs. Dream Team Barcelona we have reached 6th place in League 2 this season with an average 3 wins, ties, and losses each.

2016-10-18

Finally we can win again! Last night's 2-1 over our fellow brothers from Brizzle assured our stay in league 1 for the coming season as we now can't be ranked lower than 7th.

Sadly we have to dismiss Sokratis Papaunspeakable. A crushing block by Brizzle black orc Aden Flint smashed his hip. We will hand him over to our medical team. We are sure they will be able to make him play-ready again!

2016-10-10

Our no-win streak sadly continues! After an entertaining match (at least for the crowd who developed a sudden appetite for snot burger and managed to get hold of all that little bu(r)ggers in the stadium) against the pale skins from 1860 München we left the field with a harsh 2-4 loss! Again our heavy hitters just couldn't penetrate the darkies' armour in the first half. Our magical investigators could only shrug - they couldn't find evidence for any illegal tricks by our opponents.

2016-10-07

Due to a disastrous tactical defensive play we were not able to win the match against Aberdeen. A mere 1-1 (TD came from Mickeysomething) was the result. Our defensive coordinator will be fed to the snots - he doesn't deserve the trolls!

2016-10-07

Tonight we will play Aberdeen FC. This will be a "brown pants - red shirts" day - please show your compassion for the poor humans by wearing brown pants and blood red shirts!

2016-09-29

After an unbelievable display of incompetence by both teams we were able to draw our game against the pointy ears from Badford Slitty with both teams marking 1 touchdown each.

Our touchdown was again scored by Henry Mickeysomething who got the ball handed over by Okay Gündogan, blitzed Ben Williams out of his way, broke the tackle from Kyel Reid and James Hanson and - putting in some extra speed - finally reached the endzone!
During the last seconds of the match Okay Gündogan broke several tackles by the darkies to sprint to the endzone, awaiting the pass from Henry Mickeysomething - but darkies had perfidiously installed a trip wire just before the endzone and Gündogan spectacularly crashed to the ground. As no proof of that wire was to be found after the game we decided not to protest - but we won't forget that foul play for sure!

2016-09-27

Tonight Borussia Orcmund suffered a dissappointing 0-1 loss against stinkin' Hellas Nurglona.

However, post game inspections show that our opponent had secretly hired a wizard who used forbidden magic to make the nurgs' armour near unbreakable. League commissioners were informed but refused to take actions without stating why. We can only speculate how much money they were paid...

2016-09-23

Today - after a long period of developement and testing - Borussia Orcmund is proud to present you our new homepage!

As you already have noticed the design has been completely redone and it is - with all dignity - spectacular looking now! But it's not only the design that has changed but we also included new stuff for all our fans - most notably the "Did You Know..." section with lots of interesting or even funny trivia about our organisation. Just click on the button to the left and check it out!

2016-09-18

Our match against the skaven vermin from Dream Team Barcelona has just been finished. Despite a vast superiority in numbers and gameplay Nuffle - his name be praised! - was not with us and the rats were able to get away with a 2-2 draw in the last second.

2016-09-16

WE BET TOP SPOT Blijdorp Rotterdam! Yes, fans, we were able to beat the Apes in a rather unspectacular match 2-1. The TDs for our side were scored by Henry Mickeysomething and Okay Gündogan.

2016-09-05

First win of the season! After the bad luck against Paris' Apes we took sweet revenge on the sucking Elf from Utrecht. Henry Mickeysomething ran in the ball twice to secure a 2-1 win, also claiming credits for 1 CAS. What a stunning performance!

2016-09-04

Right for our match against the daisies from Elf C Utrecht our team hired Marc Beard'ra and Sokratis Papaunspeakable. They will both strengthen our LOS squad. On behalf of the whole team: Welcome and good luck with your career with BCB - we are glad to have you with us!

(For all of you that follow our team closer: Yes, Sokratis has been with us for several games until he had to take a break due to financial considerations by our ownership.)

Club Facts
League:
Hometown:	Orcmund City
Stadium:	Yellow Wall Park (cap. 81.359)
Colors:	yellow / black
Status:	active
Team Owner:	Bann Shee
Coach:	J. Klopporc

OBBA League 1 (26)
game 1	2016-09-04	Paris Simyin Gang	1 : 3
game 2	2016-09-05	Elf C Utrecht	2 : 1
game 3	2016-09-16	Blijdorp Rotterdam BBC	2 : 1
game 4	2016-09-18	Dream Team Barcelona	2 : 2
game 5	2016-09-27	Hellas Nurglona	0 : 1
game 6	2016-09-29	Badford Slitty	1 : 1
game 7	2016-10-07	Aberdeen FC [OBBA]	1 : 1
game 8	2016-10-10	Tsv 1860 München	2 : 4
game 9	2016-10-18	Brizzle City	2 : 1

Overall stats season 26
G	W-T-L	TD+/-	CAS+/-	Score	Rank
9	3-3-3	13 : 15	15 : 14	12	6/10

Tournament	Result
OBBA League Cup (25)	Play Offs: Quarter final Group B: 2nd place
OBBA League 2 (25)	6th place (6/8)
OBBA League Cup (24)	Quarter final
Conference North Season (24)	4th place (4/8)
OBBA League Cup (23)	Round of 16

Proud sponsor of BCB Borussia Orcmund:

Did you know...

... that scoring sensation Henry Mickeysomething suffered badly from a brocken leg early in his carreer? He had to retire and was replaced by his younger twin brother Jean. The public was not informed about that fact - in fact, Jean was introduced as his older brother and still plays under that name. Having achieved 12 touchdowns in 18 games he seems to be much more talented than his twin. Therefore team owner Bann Shee sent over a huge box of anti-proriasis-shampoo to Lokomotive Lustria (who broke the older twin's leg).

... that the highest ever SPP count in a single game by any Orcmund player was achieved by Henry Mickeysomthing? He scored 2 TDs and 1 CAS in a recent game against Elf C Utrecht, got rightfully awarded MVP for a total of 16 SPP!

... that the Orcmund Oysters, the team's cheerleading squad, are regarded as the worst animation squad in the whole OBBA? They even supported the wrong team during a complete first half of a game once. During halftime they were fired - litteraly! - and replaced by some goblin fans.

... that the highest CAS count in a single game for BCB is 4? They managed to achieve this feat 5 times so far - although 4 CAS is not that much for a typical Orc team!

... that Maurice Leader was the first player of Borussia Orcmund to ever reach the title of Star? He managed to get the missing SPP in his 27th game vs. Dream Team Barcelona in which he threw 3 completions, including a short pass to Marco Fyke who ran in the TD right after receiving the pass.

New Team Page Beta

Player

Ma

St

Ag

Av

Skills

Inj

G

Cp

Td

It

Cs

Mvp

SPP

Cost

1

Roman Borky

Troll

4

5

1

9

Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate

Guard, Stand Firm, Grab

n

13

0

0

0

9

3

33/51

170k

(110+60)k

3

Mathis Bumblebees

Black Orc Blocker

4

4

2

9

Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle

58

0

1

0

18

4

59/76

160k

(80+80)k

4

Onlyi Sahin

Black Orc Blocker

4

4

2

9

Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle

55

0

1

0

19

6

71/76

160k

(80+80)k

5

Marcel Melter

Black Orc Blocker

4

4

2

9

Block, Stand Firm

22

0

1

0

1

5

30/31

120k

(80+40)k

6

Pascal Stencil

Black Orc Blocker

4

4

2

9

Dodge, Block, Guard

58

0

1

0

5

4

33/51

150k

(80+70)k

7

Wesmane Dembélé

Blitzer

7

3

3

9

Block

Guard, +MA, Sure Hands, Kick-Off Return

18

3

11

0

0

4

56/76

170k

(80+90)k

8

Okay Gündogan

Blitzer

6

3

4

8

Block

Tackle, Strip Ball, +AG, Diving Tackle, Stand Firm

-av

56

13

13

0

5

6

92/176

210k

(80+130)k

9

Swan Bender

Blitzer

7

3

3

9

Block

Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle, +MA, Stand Firm

58

3

9

0

22

6

104/176

190k

(80+110)k

10

Mario Wömit

Blitzer

6

3

3

9

Block

Guard, Tackle

18

2

1

0

1

2

17/31

120k

(80+40)k

11

Felix No Pass

Lineman

5

3

3

9

9

0

0

0

1

0

2/6

50k

(50+0)k

12

Sokratis Papaunspeakable

Lineman

5

3

3

9

23

0

0

0

0

0

0/6

50k

(50+0)k

13

Gonzalo Boxo

Lineman

6

3

3

9

+MA, Block

23

1

2

0

6

2

29/31

100k

(50+50)k

14

Lukash FishCheck

Lineman

5

3

3

9

5

0

0

0

0

0

0/6

50k

(50+0)k

13 players

Coach:	b4nshee	Re-Rolls (120k):	3
Race:	Orc	Fan Factor:	8
Current Team Value:	2040k	Assistant Coaches:	2
Treasury:	470k	Cheerleaders:	1
Team Value:	2040k	Apothecary:	Yes

Last Opponent: San Jose Earthquakes
Games Played:	59 (24/11/24)	\|	TD Diff:	-7 (70 - 77)	\|	Cas Diff:	47 (76/40/17 - 55/25/6)

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Hajduk Blitz	High Elf	990k	13	2/1/0	20k	2 - 1	1710k	10	0/0/0	70k	25k
Paris Sewer System	Orc	1000k	5	0/0/0	40k	0 - 3	1170k	24	4/1/0	50k	16k
Bad Boys FC	Orc	990k	8	1/0/0	60k	0 - 0	960k	10	2/0/0	20k	15k
Fiery Blossoms	Human	1090k	15	0/0/0	70k	3 - 1	1190k	12	0/1/0	60k	22k
Lokomotive Lustria	Lizardmen	1150k	12	1/0/0	40k	1 - 2	1110k	13	0/1/0	50k	16k
Totenum Bloodspurtz	Orc	1180k	12	1/0/1	60k	1 - 0	1230k	10	2/0/0	50k	15k
[L] Zharr Naggrund City	Chaos Dwarf	1290k	21	1/1/2	40k	2 - 0	1180k	7	1/0/0	60k	22k
Badford Slitty	Dark Elf	1360k	10	0/1/0	10k	0 - 2	1280k	17	1/1/0	70k	22k
Doncaster Belles	Amazon	1360k	20	3/1/0	100k	1 - 0	1610k	0	1/0/0	0k	28k
Hellas Nurglona	Nurgle	1440k	16	2/0/0	70k	2 - 0	1540k	12	0/2/0	20k	26k
Real Mad Rid	Goblin	1390k	13	1/0/1	70k	1 - 2	1220k	13	4/0/0	70k	28k
Badford Slitty	Dark Elf	1540k	8	0/0/0	30k	0 - 2	1450k	13	0/0/0	40k	27k
Queens Pact Rangers	Chaos Renegade	1560k	14	1/3/0	30k	0 - 2	1570k	11	0/0/0	80k	22k
Blijdorp Rotterdam BBC	Simyin	1590k	14	4/0/0	30k	0 - 2	1790k	16	2/0/0	70k	34k
Tsv 1860 München	Dark Elf	1660k	14	1/1/0	60k	1 - 2	1650k	17	2/0/0	70k	28k
Badford Slitty	Dark Elf	1700k	14	1/3/0	40k	0 - 0	1570k	8	0/0/0	60k	25k
Ratelona	Skaven	1670k	11	1/0/0	50k	1 - 4	1190k	24	1/0/0	70k	30k
Aberdeen FC [OBBA]	Human	1680k	15	2/0/1	30k	1 - 0	1310k	7	1/0/0	40k	29k
Fulham Titans	Dwarf	1760k	10	0/0/0	60k	1 - 2	1910k	15	0/2/0	70k	33k
Blijdorp Rotterdam BBC	Simyin	1600k	20	1/2/0	60k	2 - 0	1870k	6	0/0/0	40k	26k
Bloodpool Reds	Dark Elf	1870k	15	1/0/1	20k	1 - 2	1740k	13	0/0/0	70k	31k
Blijdorp Rotterdam BBC	Simyin	1860k	17	1/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1660k	12	2/0/0	70k	28k
Hajduk Blitz	High Elf	1750k	11	0/1/0	60k	1 - 2	1770k	17	1/0/1	60k	29k
Paris Simyin Gang	Simyin	1770k	10	0/0/0	50k	1 - 3	1970k	19	2/2/0	60k	26k
Elf C Utrecht	Elven Union	1650k	17	2/0/0	50k	2 - 1	1240k	12	0/0/0	40k	28k
Blijdorp Rotterdam BBC	Simyin	1850k	14	0/1/0	40k	2 - 1	1810k	14	3/0/0	30k	28k
Dream Team Barcelona	Skaven	1850k	19	0/1/1	30k	2 - 2	1660k	12	0/0/0	30k	35k
Hellas Nurglona	Nurgle	1800k	10	1/2/0	10k	0 - 1	2070k	14	3/2/0	80k	25k
Badford Slitty	Dark Elf	1920k	12	1/0/0	30k	1 - 1	2170k	9	0/0/0	70k	31k
Aberdeen FC [OBBA]	Human	2010k	13	1/1/0	50k	1 - 1	1190k	10	0/0/1	30k	22k
Tsv 1860 München	Dark Elf	2020k	20	1/2/0	10k	2 - 4	2120k	19	0/0/0	40k	32k
Brizzle City	Orc	2030k	14	0/1/0	70k	2 - 1	1990k	10	0/1/0	40k	34k
Elf C Utrecht	Elven Union	2030k	19	3/0/0	60k	2 - 1	1640k	11	0/0/0	20k	25k
Kill Marnockers	Necromantic Horror	2040k	11	0/0/1	70k	1 - 0	1380k	7	1/0/0	30k	25k
Paris Simyin Gang	Simyin	2170k	17	6/0/0	30k	1 - 2	2170k	14	2/0/0	80k	31k
Paris Simyin Gang	Simyin	2160k	19	1/2/0	70k	2 - 1	2190k	21	1/3/1	40k	33k
Blijdorp Rotterdam BBC	Simyin	1820k	16	1/0/1	60k	2 - 1	1950k	13	0/1/1	60k	30k
SpVgg Underhacking	Underworld Denizens	2060k	13	3/0/0	20k	0 - 1	1980k	15	2/1/0	70k	32k
Tsv 1860 München	Dark Elf	1890k	9	1/0/0	30k	0 - 2	2050k	15	1/1/0	70k	38k
Paris Simyin Gang	Simyin	1930k	8	1/0/0	20k	0 - 3	2230k	16	0/0/0	20k	36k
Tots 'n' Ham Hotspur	Simyin	2120k	15	0/1/1	70k	1 - 1	1880k	13	1/1/1	60k	26k
Celtic Chaotic	Chaos Chosen	1730k	11	1/1/0	40k	0 - 1	2000k	10	0/1/0	60k	27k
Dream Team Barcelona	Skaven	1650k	11	0/0/0	10k	1 - 3	1590k	17	0/0/0	40k	29k
Brizzle City	Orc	1800k	14	1/2/0	70k	1 - 1	2080k	11	1/0/0	30k	28k
Hellas Nurglona	Nurgle	1810k	11	0/1/2	20k	1 - 1	2170k	17	2/2/0	50k	35k
Portland Dragons	Lizardmen	1650k	18	2/1/0	80k	2 - 1	1490k	10	0/0/0	20k	26k
Real Mad Rid	Goblin	1750k	21	3/1/1	50k	2 - 1	1470k	8	1/0/1	20k	30k
Olympique Skavenais	Skaven	1760k	10	1/1/0	40k	0 - 2	1220k	21	3/0/0	70k	33k
Elf C Utrecht	Elven Union	1770k	23	2/1/1	60k	2 - 1	1620k	15	2/0/0	20k	31k
Tynecastle Treefolk	Wood Elf	1820k	18	2/0/1	40k	2 - 3	1480k	17	0/0/0	70k	31k
Aberdeen FC [OBBA]	Human	1860k	19	1/2/1	20k	2 - 1	1670k	10	0/0/0	70k	29k
Brizzle City	Orc	1870k	13	1/0/0	40k	2 - 0	1820k	7	0/0/0	60k	31k
Bloodpool Reds	Dark Elf	1910k	27	4/2/0	30k	3 - 0	1870k	6	0/0/0	30k	24k
Portland Dragons	Lizardmen	1920k	9	2/0/0	40k	0 - 1	1780k	14	2/1/0	50k	32k
Elf C Utrecht	Elven Union	1840k	10	0/1/0	50k	1 - 1	1850k	14	1/0/0	40k	31k
FC Hoofstamp	Chaos Chosen	1960k	14	3/0/1	40k	1 - 0	1690k	7	1/0/0	50k	29k
PSV Enthoven	Wood Elf	2020k	13	1/1/0	70k	1 - 1	2070k	17	2/1/0	60k	33k
Olympique Skavenais	Skaven	1860k	17	2/1/0	40k	2 - 2	1470k	12	0/0/0	20k	31k
San Jose Earthquakes	Dwarf	2020k	17	3/0/0	90k	2 - 0	1000k	5	0/0/0	40k	20k