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| "Listen up, Boyz! We'z Warbosses United now. Some of our bosses got tired of bashin' each other and thought we'z could make some extra teef by playin' Blood Bowl and bashing dem pointy-ears, humies, and stunties at the same time. So they picked da sneakiest and da strongest ladz from their clans and formed da most brutal and orky team out there. Our first match was against da "bad stunties" and it was a good scrap, but dem beardless gits refused to play da second half and ran off... hehehe, da dust was flyin'! Maybe it was 'cause we started marinatin' one of their bullies for da post-match feast... OI! Boyz, no time for a break! We'z gotta train, 'cause there's a big tournament comin' up in pointy-ear country. Get ready!" Dis time, boyz, we 'ad ta deal wiv some strong chaos gitz! Dey wuz only strong in da mouf, though, 'cuz we krumped 'em real quick. Manytooth Pudzianork even showed off 'is ball skillz and got two touchdowns!. Dem enemies o' ours, jus' like da ones before 'em, surrendered da match at 'alf-time. Is dat 'ow all da Spiky boyz are, or wha? Finally, a scrap wif da Humies who ain't afraid to throw down! Great fight, dat was. We'z gotta 'ave anotha one real soon, no matta who wins. One of 'em was a real bruisa, kept kickin' our lot. Brave Humie, 'e was "Next scrimmage...SCRIMMAGE!!! We'z played against dem puny little girlies. And dem puny little girlies sent two of our boys to da dok's office! Dey crushed us on da pitch, dey did. "Relaxin' scrimmage," said our BigBoss Coach. Bah, what a load of squig dung." "Our victorious match before we set sail on da Ulthuan! We'z fought against da Chaos boyz, dey thought dey were smart bringing in da three Big Guys, but one of 'em turned out to be as soft as a grot and fell down on da pitch, fakin' being unconscious, and da whole Chaos crew couldn't wake him up. Da rest of 'em had to endure our beatings and kicks throughout both halves, though most of da time dey was layin' around like sacks on da ground! But who cares about dem, Ladz! It's time to play pirate, load up da rafts and set sail to find da Cup!" Ulthuan 2023 "Get dem oars movin' faster, Ladz, dem other Orks are faster than us!" "But Boss... da raft's leakin'." "I don't care about yer whinin', we need to catch up!" "Boss, LION's gone overboard!" "What a git... fine, Ladz, we'll try to come back for Lion! well be back next year! head to shore!" post Ulthuan 2023 Oi Boss! another spiky Bois are comming! Get'Em Ladz! Propa Smashing is a good break from preparing for anotha big scrap! Grotty little tournament 2023 Oi! boss what about the tournament? "Do not spoke about Dat grotty tournament ever again or I'll crump Ya! Lets prepare for more Brawls!" BRAWLS 1/4 "Oi! boss!" "Uthuan lost... the grots lost... a bunch of squigs! They can't play ball." "Boss!" "Why are you whining over there? I'm working!" "Boss, some skeletons are running towards us!" "We'll have to take the strongest lads and charge at them!" "Boss, the big lads are feeling unwell!" "Tough luck! Grab that bag and deliver it straight to their scoring zone!" "Yes, boss!" "TWICE!" "Sure thing, BOSS!" 1/2 "Lissen up, ya lot! Wez won against da undead, 1-0! Dose stinkin' corpses were stronger, but wez outsmarted 'em wit our brutal force an' cunning tricks! It weren't easy, mind ya, wez only won cuz da werewolf dropped da ball at da last moment! Now, wez gotta double our efforts, 'cause da final is ahead of us! Wez facin' some chaos boys, an' ya know 'ow to bash chaos gitz, right? Show 'em wot true Blood Bowl is all about! Show 'em da real WAAAAAGH!!!! So get out dere an' krump 'em good! Victory awaits, an' wez gonna take it! WAAAAAGH!!!!" finals "WAAAAAGH! Listen up, ya buncha gut-bashin' champions! Wez did it! Wez won da 9th Brawls edition, smashin' 'em chaos boyz 2 to 1 in da overtime! Dey fought 'ard, but wez showed 'em wot true might means! Quick as a squig, wez took out two of their big lugs, and it was nothin' but a good ol' scrap fest! Dose chaos gitz tried to hit us 'ard, but dey forgot one thing – ORKS ARE DA TOUGHEST! WAAAAGH!!! Dey couldn't stop us from bringin' da pain! At da end, me lads decided to have a lil' picnic right near their goalpost – a propa orky celebration! But, there was one sad part – dey got our troll, dat Big Billy.So, listen up boyz! Wez need a new troll! Bring us one, and wez gonna make sure da next one's even nastier! Remember dis day, me boyz! Wez proved once again dat ORKS RULE DA FIELD! And when I say WAAAAAGH, ya scream WAAAAAGH! WAAAAAGH!"” Brawl XVI "Oi, lads! Enough with da celebratin'! We got a new tournament to bash in – Brawl XVI - Mid! Wez gotta defend our title, so there's no room for mistakes! Ain't no one gonna snatch my trophy away! 1/4 Ya did Me proud, boyz! We showed dem chaos boyz where they belong! Dem chaos gits were tougher than any we've seen before, but that's 'cause they were all green, and we all know GREEN IS DA STRONGEST! WAAAAGH! By da end, we gave 'em a proper beatin', and only a couple of puny lads were left crawlin' around! Dey'll be nursin' dem bruises for a long while after our match! But boss, ya know what? Dem Nurgle worshippers seemed to enjoy gettin' pounded. Many of 'em kept gettin' up for more, despite the thumpin'! Quit yappin' 'bout dat, though! It made da match even more fun! But listen up, boyz – our next opponents are da Black Orcs, so get ready for da Orky Derby! It's gonna be a proper scrap!" 1/2 "We did it, boyz! That was a real Orky match. Robork Lewandoomsky even paid with 'is life for it. It's a big loss before da final, but that's just da way of Orky matches – 'no death, no fun,' as they say. We pulled through thanks to a rock-solid defense and a whole lotta luck. Now, ahead of us lies another OrKy team, and thats i call a propa finals! ” Finals The propa finals it was... Trully. we ware so cloose ladz.. so close....Thats Why i'm not mad at You pig squigs! WE will be back for another round . AND YOU WILL GIVE ME BACK MY TROPHY!!! WAAAAGH!!! Fumbbl Cup "Sneaky rats turned out to be better this time. But I'm still proud of ya for keepin' up with 'em!" "But boss? Does this mean we're out?" "OF COURSE, I KNOW WE'RE OUTTA DA TOURNAMENT! YYOU PIGSQUIQ!!! BUT YA BOYZ DID REAL GOOD, AND I AIN'T GONNA BE MASHIN' YER HEADS INTO YER SHOULDERS ONE AFTER DA OTHER! Actually, I know how ya can lift me spirits. There's another tournament kickin' off in two months, so now, march to da locker room and get ready for da matches in da Blackbox League." "Alright, boss, we's gettin' right on it, boss!" |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Pa | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Big Un Blocker
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5 | 4 | 4+ | - | 10+ | Animosity Block, Guard |
n | 15 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 6/24 | 130k
(90+40)k |
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| 2 |
Big Un Blocker
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5 | 4 | 4+ | - | 10+ | Animosity Guard |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 4/20 | 110k
(90+20)k |
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| 3 |
Big Un Blocker
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5 | 4 | 4+ | - | 10+ | Animosity |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/18 | 90k
(90+0)k |
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| 4 |
Big Un Blocker
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5 | 4 | 4+ | - | 10+ | Animosity Block |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 6/20 | 110k
(90+20)k |
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| 5 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 10+ | Animosity, Block Guard, Mighty Blow |
12 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1/24 | 120k
(80+40)k |
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| 6 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 10+ | Animosity, Block Mighty Blow, Tackle, Frenzy |
16 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 3 | 3/28 | 140k
(80+60)k |
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| 7 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 10+ | Animosity, Block |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/18 | 80k
(80+0)k |
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| 8 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 10+ | Animosity, Block |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/18 | 80k
(80+0)k |
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| 9 |
Thrower
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5 | 3 | 3+ | 3+ | 9+ | Animosity, Pass, Sure Hands Block, Leader |
14 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2/24 | 105k
(65+40)k |
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| 10 |
Orc Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 10+ | Animosity Block |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0/20 | 70k
(50+20)k |
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| 11 |
Orc Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 10+ | Animosity Block |
16 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3/20 | 70k
(50+20)k |
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| 12 |
Untrained Troll
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4 | 5 | 5+ | 5+ | 10+ | Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 8/18 | 115k
(115+0)k |
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| 13 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Dirty Player |
14 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1/20 | 80k
(40+40)k |
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| 14 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/18 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 14 players | Badlands Brawl | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 16 (9/0/7) | | | TD Diff: | 5 (18 - 13) | | | Cas Diff: | 13 (15/15/1 - 9/6/3) |
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| Last Opponent: A Load Of Bulls | |||||||