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<table border="1" bordercolor="#000000" width="400" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5"><tr><td><div align='center'>Wales is a very consistent team - they haven't qualified for a major tournament since 1958. The head coach, John Toshack, was a harried man, pressured by the public and the club owners to whip the team into shape. After 4 years of failure, he was looking at the strong possibility of a pink slip, when he came to a brilliant realization. On the eve of the fiftieth anniversary of the last Welsh qualifying victory, he poisoned the entire team during a raucous night of partying. He brought in a tachli team (ancient sport native to South America) and began fielding the lizards in the players uniforms. Since Wales has no fans, and anyone watching their game inevitably is a fan of the opposing team, no one *actually knows* what the Wales players look like, and in the preseason training no one has noticed the difference yet. As to the rest of the season, even a goblin is better than a Welshman with a football, and Toshack is hedging his bets that the team will be a greater success than ever.</div></td></tr></table> <divalign='center'>After the preseason, it appears that coach Toshack was wrong - the skinks can't dodge, the saurii can't hurt anyone, and these lizards are every bit as bad as the Welsh team before them. I'll drink to that! Hurrah!</div> |
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| 1 |
Kroxigor
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6 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 140k
(140+0)k |
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| 2 |
Saurus Blocker
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6 | 4 | 1 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle |
30 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 16 | 0 | 41/ | 140k
(80+60)k |
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| 3 |
Saurus Blocker
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6 | 4 | 1 | 9 | n | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 80k
(80+0)k |
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| 4 |
Saurus Blocker
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6 | 5 | 1 | 8 | Block, Kick, +ST |
-av | 29 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 5 | 42/ | 170k
(80+90)k |
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| 5 |
Saurus Blocker
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6 | 4 | 1 | 9 | Block |
n | 28 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 15/ | 100k
(80+20)k |
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| 6 |
Saurus Blocker
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6 | 4 | 1 | 9 | Block, Sure Hands |
29 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 20/ | 120k
(80+40)k |
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| 7 |
Saurus Blocker
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6 | 4 | 1 | 9 | Break Tackle, Block, Tackle |
30 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 13 | 3 | 50/ | 140k
(80+60)k |
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| 8 |
Skink Runner
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8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty |
4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/ | 60k
(60+0)k |
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| 9 |
Skink Runner
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8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty |
1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/ | 60k
(60+0)k |
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| 12 |
Skink Runner
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8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty Diving Tackle, Dirty Player |
30 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 23/ | 110k
(60+50)k |
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| 17 |
Journeyman Skink Runner
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8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty Loner |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 60k
(60+0)k |
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| Games Played: | 30 (15/1/14) | | | TD Diff: | -9 (44 - 53) | | | Cas Diff: | 12 (42/24/14 - 38/21/9) |
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