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Roster [X] Chaos Dwarf

" - Item six on the agenda: "The Meaning of Life" Now uh, Harry, you've had some thoughts on this.

- Yeah, I've had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and what we've come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts. One: People aren't wearing enough hats. Two: Matter is energy. In the universe there are many energy fields which we cannot normally perceive. Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person's soul. However, this "soul" does not exist ab initio as orthodox Christianity teaches; it has to be brought into existence by a process of guided self-observation. However, this is rarely achieved owing to man's unique ability to be distracted from spiritual matters by everyday trivia.

- What was that about hats again?

- Oh, Uh... people aren't wearing enough..."

Monty Python's "The Meaning Of Life"
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
5 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
+MA, Mighty Blow, Guard
  23 0 2 1 13 1 39/51 140k
(160)k
 
2
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
 
3
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
+ST
  23 0 0 0 4 0 8/16 120k
(143)k
 
4
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
5 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, +MA
n 22 0 0 0 5 2 20/31 120k
(113)k
 
5
Bull Centaur
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Break Tackle, Dodge
  10 0 7 0 3 3 42/51 200k
(218)k
 
6
Bull Centaur
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 130k
(148)k
 
7
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
  23 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 100k
(94)k
 
8
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(30)k
 
10
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block, Sure Hands
  22 3 4 1 4 1 30/31 80k
(75)k
 
11
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   22 1 0 0 1 0 3/6 40k
(30)k
 
12
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
  21 0 0 0 4 3 23/31 110k
(135)k
 
13
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  20 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 90k
(115)k
 
14
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player
  16 0 1 0 0 2 13/16 60k
(80)k
 
13 players  
Coach: chooxter Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1700k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:23 (10/8/5) |TD Diff:4 (25 - 21) |Cas Diff:25 (34/21/9 - 23/11/5)
Last Opponent: Urgiz