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Priori Nurgen
Retired [L] Nurgle

Bringing the True Word, the Word of Nurgle, the Priori Nurgen are here to spread truth, disease, and decay.

Home Stadium
Sanctum Nurgen
Best Attendance
20 000
Nicknames
Priori; Church of Decay; Bringers of Truth
Colours
Green and Gold



Oh grandfather! So sickly green and old,
I do so love to feel your warm embrace,
Our days pass by in blissful daze,
And death shall never make us cold.

You laugh so very heartily,
While your children play with your gifts,
The grand contagion pool and fleshy rifts,
The acrid scents are just lovely!

And look upon your bloated form!
Gloriously huge and rotting,
Soft sweet pus from your sores oozing,
No wonder we flock to you like a swarm.

Oh grandfather! So sickly green and old,
I do so love to feel your warm embrace,
Our days pass by in blissful daze,
And death shall never make us cold.

Current Stars:
None

Former Stars:
None

Reddit History

The Priori Nurgen was established during the second Reddit League.


The preseason kicked off with a match against the Jungle Jammers, which lead to a quick 2-0 victory after the team was demoralised by the loss of Iwazaru Voiceless.
The Priori then faced the other Simyin team in the league, the Super (non)Robot Monkey Team.

Enraged by the loss of a member of his congregation, the
Pope of Pestilence smashed through their ranks, injuring three players and leaving them open to another 2-0 victory.
Against the Khemri, Tutenscrummin', the Priori failed to leave any lasting damage on the undead despite the loss of a Rotter, which resulted in a slow 1-1 tie.
Closing the preseason against Common Misteaks, the Priori Nurgen were overrun by the frogs, who scored two touchdowns with their superior speed and agility. Upset by the prospect of their first loss, the Priori, led by the
Pope of Pestilence, converted two players to their side and left another player unable to continue as the teachings of Nurgle gnawed at his consciousness. With the loss of two Blitzers, Common Misteaks was retired, ending their short run by defeating the Priori 0-2.

Stats during the Preseason:
4 Games (2/1/1)TD Diff: 2 (5 - 3)Cas Diff: 7 (4/4/3 - 0/2/2)

Players after the Trial
No.
Player
Skills
#16
Pope of Pestilence
Loner, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles, Guard
#15
Archbishop of Atrophy
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
#14
Cardinal of Corruption
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Dodge
#13
Parish of Poison
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
#12
Bubonic Bishop
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
#11
Vicar Vectori
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Extra Arms
Congregation:
6 Rotters
Decay, Nurgle's Rot

Season II
The Priori Nurgen were assigned to the OrangeRed South Divison.


Kicking off the Season proper with a game against the Seraphs of the End Times, a Vampire team, the Priori engaged in an all out assault upon the Vampires spiritual hold over their thralls. A decisive blow laid the wicked Crowley Eusford a smear on the ground. The Apothecary managed to pull him back together well enough for him to merely suffer smashed bones; a state that allowed him to regenerate from his injuries. The Bubonic Bishop managed to save the pitifully named Digestible Derek, bringing him into the congregation. The Vicar Vectori skillfully pulled off two touchdowns this game, despite the machinations of the Vampires.

Final Stats for the game:
TD Diff: 2 (2 - 0)Cas Diff: 5 (6 - 1)
MVP: PIN Number

A blessing by Nuffle lead the Khemri team Tuttenscrummin' to crush the Priori. With utterly no ability to seize the ball, the Priori were simply crushed in a long, painful combat.

Final Stats for the game:
TD Diff: -2 (0 - 2)Cas Diff: 0 (0 - 0)
MVP: Iwazaru Voiceless
Chaulssin Shadows TBD
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TD Diff: TBD (TBD - TBD)Cas Diff: TBD (TBD - TBD)
MVP: TBD
Exploding Expositionss TBD
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TD Diff: TBD (TBD - TBD)Cas Diff: TBD (TBD - TBD)
MVP: TBD
Bloodcrazed Pelt Hunters TBD
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TD Diff: TBD (TBD - TBD)Cas Diff: TBD (TBD - TBD)
MVP: TBD
Elegiacal Black Arts TBD
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TD Diff: TBD (TBD - TBD)Cas Diff: TBD (TBD - TBD)
MVP: TBD
Chaos God Nuffle Worshippers TBD
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TD Diff: TBD (TBD - TBD)Cas Diff: TBD (TBD - TBD)
MVP: TBD
Extreme Goblin Wrestling TBD
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TD Diff: TBD (TBD - TBD)Cas Diff: TBD (TBD - TBD)
MVP: TBD

Stats in Season 2:
8 Games (TBD)TD Diff: TBD (TBD - TBD)Cas Diff: TBD (TBD - TBD)

Players
#16
Pope of Pestilence, shepherd of his flock
#15
Archbishop of Atrophy, spiritual guide
#14
Cardinal of Corruption, leavening the bread
#13
Parish of Poison, guide to the masses
#12
Bubonic Bishop, administrating plague
#11
Vicar Vectori, spreading the word
#10
Seeking a new vicar to spread the Gospel
#9
Seeking a new vicar to spread the Gospel
#8
Seeking a new vicar to spread the Gospel
0-56-1516-3031-50
51-7576-175176+

Will include Rotters if judged worthy.

Past Players
0-56-1516-3031-50
51-7576-175176+


Listed in Chronological Order from Left to Right:
Does not include healed or regenerated players
Does not include those saved by Father Nurgle's Grace

Dead Opponents
0-56-1516-3031-50
51-7576-175176+

The Saved
0-56-1516-3031-50
51-7576-175176+

Team Awards
Season
Competition
Position
None yet!
None yet!
None yet!
Player Awards
Player
Award
Season
No one yet!No awards yet!Season ?Tournament


Notable Founders
No.
Player
Games
SPP
#16
Pope of Pestilence, shepherd of his flock
TBD
TBD
#15
Archbishop of Atrophy, spiritual guide
TBD
TBD
#14
Cardinal of Corruption, leavening the bread
TBD
TBD
#13
Parish of Poison, guide to the masses
TBD
TBD
#12
Bubonic Bishop, administrating plague
TBD
TBD
#11
Vicar Vectori, spreading the word
TBD
TBD




Last updated 23rd November 2015.....
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Holstan Breaker
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
   2 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
2
The Masochist
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
3
How Wierd
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Block
   8 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
10
Vicar Veritas
Pestigor
7 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
+MA, Block
   6 2 5 0 3 0 23/ 130k
(80+50)k
  
11
Vicar Vectori
Pestigor
6 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Extra Arms, Two Heads
   12 1 7 0 4 1 35/ 140k
(80+60)k
  
12
Bubonic Bishop
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block
   12 0 0 0 6 0 12/ 130k
(110+20)k
  
13
Parish of Poison
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Mighty Blow
   12 0 2 0 1 0 8/ 130k
(110+20)k
  
14
Cardinal of Corruption
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Dodge, Mighty Blow
   12 0 0 0 4 4 28/ 160k
(110+50)k
  
15
Archbishop of Atrophy
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
   12 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 110k
(110+0)k
  
16
Pope of Pestilence
Rotspawn
4 5 1 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Loner, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles
Guard, Stand Firm
   12 0 0 0 9 1 23/ 180k
(140+40)k
  
17
Vincent Weakeagle
Journeyman Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
10 players  
Coach: Wex Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Nurgle Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1440k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 360k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1440k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:12 (5/2/5) |TD Diff:0 (14 - 14) |Cas Diff:24 (18/14/6 - 2/8/4)
Last Opponent: Seraphon Surf Squad