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P [L] Hargendorf Unicorns


Hargendorf Unicorns from Nordland

The most devastating block in DLE history.
Season 5, Game 10, Turn 6, 2 Players Killed, 250 TV Lost
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~History~
Season 1: Waiting List spectators, and big icon makers.
Season 2: Just missed play-offs. Finished 6-3-5. Many players lost.
Season 3: Finished 8-4-4. Lost wildcard game to FRSHMN's River Bandits. Many players lost.
Season 4: Finished 7-4-5. Defeated Wreckage's Universe in wildcard. Lost to bghandras' Patriots in quarterfinals. Many players lost. Restructured.
Season 5: Led division most of season. Finished 7-5-4 and just missed the play-offs. Many players lost. Restructured and drafted nobody.
Season 6: Dubbed the Tank-A-Corns, finished 0-1-15 while protecting players. 8 draft picks to use and/or trade.
Season 7: Won the division at 8-6-2. Was 3rd in KFC and played Wreckage's Thunder. We were destroyed by cas dice Turn 1. No chance.
Season 8: Won the division undefeated at 12-4-0. Ranked #2 in the Conference and got a bye first round.


Season 8:
Game 1- DRAW vs Pigs. Two Turn 8 scores nullified by an AG3 1TTD through my Tackle players. (16% Chance) Pissy. Our hero catcher was killed. Double piss.
Game 2 - WIN vs Sluggers. A leap fail stops datom's counter-score. After we get beat down badly, a Turn 16 1TTD wins it for me.
Game 3 - WIN vs Foxes. The big fox is forced to score in 4, and the 1-Horns counter-score. In the 2nd, the 1-Horns are cas fortunate, and stall for 8.
Game 4 - WIN vs Knights. Great 1st half sees Knights score eventually, but our 1TTD makes it 1-1. A grind & stall in the 2nd gets us 2-1.
Game 5 - WIN vs Sharks. We forced a score Turn 3, and our good cas dice vs. flat Shark blocking allowed 2 good drives for us.
Game 6 - WIN vs Cardinals. Some dangerous, tanking Cards killed my kicker and fouled everyone else. They fouled a halfling child in the stands.
Game 7 - DRAW vs Whine Wolves. Nuffle gave me a win, and I refused to take it. My poorest play in a long time.
Game 8 - WIN vs Marauders. We are lucky to counter-score before the half ends, after a nice POW against. Ogre GFI re-roll fail almost loses it for us.
Game 9 - WIN vs Universe. His ogre bone-heads created openings for me, so a 1-0 defensive score at the half. One score each 2nd half. GG
Game 10 - DRAW vs Patriots. Instead of running away Turn 1, we got a BLITZ and scored. Then we ran away. No desire to be smashed.
Game 11 - DRAW vs Griffins. We snake at a bad time and fail to counter score in the 1st. Easy drive in the 2nd, after lots of cas.
Game 12 - WIN vs RedMurderSquad. Our ogre is fouled to death by the tanking Cards. His replacement is AV9, Thick Skull, LoS fodder, so it ain't all bad news.
Game 13 - WIN vs Foxes. We get some removal, so the big fox scores in 7. We counter-score in 2. Quickly becomes 11 vs. 9 so we stall it out.
Game 14 - WIN vs Thunderbolts. We get pounded in the 1st, as usual, but counter-score in 2. We manage to stall out the 2nd when his foul fails.
Game 15 - WIN vs Universe. A nice KO on his big ogre early means we both score in 4 turns. I stall 2nd half nicely after his mis-click.
Game 16 - WIN vs Classics. Our defense holds in the first, and we score in 4 in the 2nd. I steal the ball late in the 2nd, and get a lucky bounce.
Play-Offs - LOSS vs Scimitars. Our defense holds in the 1st. A crazy ogre blitz &pick-up makes the 2nd a shit show. The Scims get the breaks in a fun game.



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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Ken Stabler2Thrower7348Sure Hands, Pass, +MA, +AG, Accurate, Nerves Of Steel, Block 34141500164+630k (0+130k) 
2 Adam Gotsis2Lineman6338Wrestle, Jump Up, Tackle, Diving Tackle 160002040k (0+100k) 
3 'Rumble' Ronnie Colemon2Blitzer5338Block, Tackle, Juggernaut, Piling On, Mighty Blow, Grab-ma, -ma63100413980k (0+100k) 
4 Ed 'Laces' Lancaster4Blitzer7438Block, +ST, Sure Hands, Guard, Dodge 5088025610k (0+120k) 
5 Arnold 'Big Surf' Miyers3Blitzer7448Block, +AG, +ST, Frenzy, Juggernaut, Stand Firm 16020006+1120k (0+150k) 
7 'Killa' Karl Frankowitz4Lineman6338Block, Guard, Mighty Blown6301091260k (0+80k) 
8 Tim Toravan1Lineman6338Block 700002100k (0+20k) 
9 Det 'Deadman' Doorstop8Lineman6338Dirty Player 1600003150k (0+20k) 
10 'Lone Star' Larry Mister7Lineman6338  40000000k (0+0k) 
11 'Neon' Leon McFadden2Catcher9247Catch, Dodge, Block, Pass Block, +AG, +MA, Sprint 646210091140k (0+130k) 
12 Leonard 'BD' Williams1Blitzer7438Block, +ST, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Break Tackle 34000150300k (0+110k) 
13 Sal 'Slugger' Datombum6Lineman6348Wrestle, +AG 2201034290k (0+60k) 
14 Sheldon Day3Lineman6338Stand Firm, Diving Tackle, Jump Up 160001020k (0+90k) 
15 Ryusuke Taguchi1Thrower6339Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Tackle, +AV 171001318+160k (0+70k) 
16 Jerry 'Target' Tarheed5Lineman6338Side Step, Block, Fend 3102005310k (0+70k) 
15 players  
Coach: The_Murker Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Hargendorf Unicorns Fan Factor: 12  
Team Value: 1570k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 13260000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1570k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:108 (45/26/37) |TD Diff:-7 (146 - 153) |Cas Diff:-42 (156/64/29 - 171/84/36)
Last Opponent: -Wolfsbach Scimitars-