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C'attle C'haos
P [L] Chaos Chosen

Location: Seattle
Nickname: Legion of Boom
Stadium: Century Kill Field
Surface: Grass

Colors: Blue, Silver and Bright Green
Sponsor: Starbucks. American Cattle Insurance. Boeing.


C-attle C-haos press conference 26.9.2019, 12:40, coach speaking:
"We like that big red timeout-button. Looks tasty, like a carrot or a tomato. We will push it, if you take more than 4 minutes for a turn. Usually the crazy goat that will jump on that button will also shout something like "Meh-eh-eh-eh Taking more than 4 minutes is cheating möh-öh-öh-öh!!", with a crazy look in her eye. Don't get near a beast that acts like that..."

Team started season 19 in Arizona as "Kill'Em All".

Moved to Seattle in season 21. After dissappointing 8 games fired scapegoat QB Doug Bloodwin, most controversial roster cut in NBFL history, yet went undefeated until end of season. Ok, people seem to need more answers. We didn't like his silly face.

Season 22: Division rivalry with stimme's blue orcs begins. We got infinite hatred for them.


New player names: https://www.seahawks.com/team/players-roster/


A big empty space, waiting for the first SB trophy to fill it...


Season 19: 6-2-6. 8th in NFC. 2nd in CAS. Hattrick Peterson the Mercyless = Best Fouler.

Season 20: 10-4-0. Roark most CAS. #1 seed. Coach of the year. Best Apo Dr. Chaos Cavelowsky. Playoffs one and done vs. Weaklington pro elves.

Season 21: A shitty first half, fired scapegoat Bloodwin --> strong second half. Missed playoffs by minimal margin.

Season 22: Missed playoff due to massive elven BS. I shall have my revenge...

Season 23: Regular season champ. Lost in conf. final to same cheating blue orcs.


Conzelman the Devourer - what a nice cow: https://fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=11915667

Len Ford [Cle] - blitzing goat: http://www.fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=11915666

*** Did you know...

- Original franchise name "Kill'Em All" is still our team's motto and hymn.

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Austin CabritoChosen Blocker5439Block, Guard, Tackle, Tentacles, Stand Firm 85120141295100k (100+100k) 
2Juggerton ClowneyBeastman Runner6338Horns, Dirty Player 8000000+660k (60+20k) 
3 Boss Cockrell [DUKE]Beastman Runner6338Horns, Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Claw, Frenzy 1900013341+4760k (60+100k) 
4 Shamar StephenMinotaur5528Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal, Claw, Tentacles, Stand Firmm200008436+6150k (0k) 
5Josh GordoBeastman Runner6338Horns, Dirty Player 7000000+660k (60+20k) 
6 Kill'em Young [ROL] Beastman Runner5438Horns, +ST, Dirty Player, Kick, Block, Guard-ma630721167760k (60+130k) 
7 B. Maxwell [Torx]Chosen Blocker5439Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Claw, Tentacles 841130702190100k (100+120k) 
8 Barkevious MingoChosen Blocker5439Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Claw, Stand Firm 5803014982100k (100+100k) 
9Bobby ScalperBeastman Runner6338Horns, Dirty Player 24010003+660k (60+20k) 
10 Rasheem Smokes GreenBeastman Runner7448Horns, +AG, Leap, Dodge, +MA, +STm7582403913160k (0k) 
11Travis HornerBeastman Runner6338Horns, Dirty Player 7000000+660k (60+20k) 
12 Cardinal "3 for 3" Roark [RUT]Beastman Runner6328Horns, Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Piling On, Claw, Juggernaut-ag83014275220660k (60+120k) 
13 Jermon Bushrod [HOWL]Chosen Blocker5439Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Dodge 5000117+53100k (100+90k) 
14 DeMarcus Bonesly Jr. [NAVY]Beastman Runner6338Horns, Block, Guard, +MA, Dodge-ma330403228+3560k (60+100k) 
15 Chris KillsonBeastman Runner6338Horns, Block, Dodge, Sure Hands 38150244060k (60+70k) 
16 Cliff Levis [DUKE]Beastman Runner6338Horns, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Dodge, Block 200100528+2960k (60+110k) 
14 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: MenonaLoco Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 10  
Team Value: 2570k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 740000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 3020k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:86 (50/16/20) |TD Diff:77 (158 - 81) |Cas Diff:237 (237/122/51 - 110/45/18)
Last Opponent: Meame Phrophins